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Omg ur like such a sl.ut!! U hav no friendz! Lel fuk u
Omg uv insultd mi on da internetz!! Ima go cryz
Why would you say that about tilly?
ahahahaha :')
Who would you take a bullet for?
my bae <3
What are you addicted to?
someone
Where do you want to live when you older?
in a ****ty but cute apartment in the middle of melbourne
What would you suggest everyone try ?
my ****
You are a fat lesbian s lut.
thanks x
Who are you dating?
Cailen
Current mood?
tired as ****
What is the saddest thing in life?
finding out someone doesn't care about you when you thought they did
Can money buy love?
only if i can spend the money on pizza.
Who was your childhood best friend?
i had a few...
What upsets you?
Realising that I have basically lost my best friend and I don't know why or how/if I can fix it
I'm scared of the dark so I'm scared of ur huge black shlong
qt ;)
p****' like yeahhh man imma poke a *****es eye out ayyyy
um
SWEEEET CAROLIIINNEEE (NUH NUH NUUHHH)
um
touch me like you touch our garden gnomes
no
I don't even want the D anymore ayyyyyyyyyyy
tru
ITZ GOIN DOWN IM YELLIN TIMBER U BETTER MOVE U BETER DANCE
LETZ MAYK A NITE U WONT REMEMBER I'L B THE 1 U WONT 4GET
The most boring person you know?
Mikaela Irving
Hav u ever gotten someone to s*ck on ur huge ding dong
yer man x
ARE YOU NAKED RN? BC IF YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE COOL YEAH MAAANNNN I'M SO HIGH RN
yer i am xo
DO U EVER LOOK AT A BOY IN UNDERWEAR AND THINK "WHERE DO THEY HIDE THEIR SCHLONG-DIDDLY-DONG?"
all the time babe
have you ever s*cked on some uncooked spaghetti?
yes
Spaghetti poem:
He is like uncooked spaghetti
He is straight
But so is spaghetti
Until it gets hot
OH MY GOD :')
oi nah mate yeah but nah
yeah but nah mate
PFT what is this thing called work emma, how did you become corrupt and tricked into doing such treacherous deeds
its called wanting money :')
I'M LOOKING UP NAKED PHOTOS OF GERMAINE GREER
wot
good luck at work tonight Emmeh I'm sure you'll be an awesome check out chick bc you are cool xx
From your spaghetti-loving friend. x RainbowChild6969
aw i love you <3
HE'S SITTING ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME AND I'D LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT OF I RANDOMLY YELLED OUT "HEY...EMMA SAYS HI"
OH DAYUM! ON A DIFFERENT, BUT NOT COMPLETELY UNRELATED TOPIC, I'M PRETENDING TO DO MY AUSTRALIA AT WAR AND PEACE SAC.
HE SHALL NEVER KNOW YOU SAID HI
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT AW :(
I AM LEGIT LOOKING HIM RN AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SPAGHETTI OMG
tell spaghetti man i say hello
McSnipples
uncooked spaghetti
nipples hahaha. I shall never forget
um..
Who do you miss right now?
someone that i was really close to at the start of the year but don't talk to now.. :(
ayyyy lmao? more like gayyyy lmao
ayyyyyy
DOES YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME GOOD SIR??
NO I DO NOT MADAME
I want to by a Mexican walking fish and call it sir Lancelottle
have fun with that
Do you think I should get pregnant just so I can make cheese out of my breast milk?
yes. most definitely. I've heard breast milk cheese is one of the best
Who is your crush? Dont be shy
Youdnt Needtoknow ;) <3 xxo
*STARTS PANTING IN BED*
DA FAK MAN
HE'D BE SINGING "FILL US UP 'TIL WE OVERFLOW" IN BED
JESUS CHRIST IF YOURE GOING TO MAKE A *ex JOKE AT LEAST GET THE LYRICS RIGHT YOU b*mBLING IDIOT XO
Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Matilda Walsh and Nick O'Connor
What about Marla?
tbh i don't know.. i'm pretty sure she hates me though so i wish she would just stop acting like she doesn't.
Tilly Rajics?
I was quite good friends with her in primary school, but we don't really talk anymore.. i like her though :)
Thoughts on tilly?
Tilly who?
Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and if i say that i am?
look, if you think i'm so "god damn amazing" then tell me. get off anon and just tell me.
haha knew it :P
knew what..? inbox me
so now you know
wow.. okay then.. tbh i don't really know what to say
small conversation as always
are we talking like right now?
honest to god, promise not to speak to anyone about this
it's a promise
if i were to inbox you, then the everyone would find out and it would be embarrassing
just do ittttt
you. are. so. god. damn. amazing.
aw thanks :) inbox me?
Thoughts on Matilda Walsh?
Tilda is honestly my best friend.. she has been there for me through everything and i love her so ****ing much.. I'm able to talk to her about everything, and she never judges me. We have so many jokes that only we know about it, like uncooked spaghetti and 6969swagman.. i don't know what i would do without my fgt of a best friend <3 xoxo
SO I WROTE YOU THIS REALLY CUTE PARAGRAPH AND THEN I LOOKED AT WHAT YOU WROTE FOR ME. THX FGT. <3
haha send it again and i'll write a long and meaningful paragraph xo
Thought on that hoe Tilda (bc this is so not her)
she's a fckn **** and she is so not my best friend.. no way
I dont appreciate ur tone
soz bby <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
What is the one thing you think people hate about you?
idk heaps of things i guess
I REALISED THAT YOUR NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER 'D' :')
true
That thing that irritate you about your friend?
When they act a certain way towards me and then it completely changes
thoughts on that really annoying kid Geoffrey
(god he can be annoying)
Ummm... I'm guessing this is actually Geoffrey... in that case, you know exactly what I think of you.
Best advice you received about relationships?
don't get into one.
What happens when we die?
people cry, you get buried in the ground, the world moves on..
Facebook or Twitter ? Give a reason for your answer
twitter because facebook is ****.
let me RUSSELL your jimmies ;)
um...... okay?
el, do you really have to ask? you know i love you. you're one of the strongest people i know, and even when you have bad days, i always see you with a smile on your face, even when i can tell you've been crying. i feel like we don't talk as much anymore, and with you not being at school, i miss walking home with you.. i miss you in general.. you know that if you need me, i'm always just an inbox away, and if you need a shoulder to cry on, i know how to walk to your house. i just love you <3
thhoughts? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx chloe.smith
chloe you are actually one of the most amazing people i know. I would trust you with anything.. you're just gorgeous and I love maths because you're in the class and you make it so fun. <3 xxxx
BUT I HATE YOU...I REALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH I THINK IT MUST BE TRUEEE LOVE
I hate you too. We're meant to be <3 xx
i'd tap that
when and where? ;)
im bringing *exy back yeah
you're hot.
how could you we were going to be wed you left me at the alter im done ;(
soz bby i love Steph Mann.
Something you plan on never doing again?
everything.
OMG EMMA HOW CUD U EVN STIK UP FOR MATILDA COZ SHE IS LIKE SATAN 666 ILLUMIETRYYY WHY R WE SO BLIND?
coz shez a ****
I am looking creepily at the D
GOOD TILDA GOOD (I so hope this is Matilda omg.)
do you sip chai latte?
yer man..
LET'S TALK ABOUT se* BABY
no. thanks for the offer though
3 things that attracts you to a person?
good looks, smells good, great personality,
Do blind people have dreams?
i don't see why they wouldn't... but i really wouldn't know.
Name a movie that made you or nearly made you to cry?
Marley and Me
Toy Story 3
Who do you hate most in this world?
No one.
I like covering myself in Vaseline and rolling around on the floor pretending to be a slug. making slug noises.
hahaha what?
Who do you like more, Ty beau or troy?
umm i don't really know..
Technically I could...but no, I'm not interesting
just inbox me. i'm sure you are :)
A person
can this person inbox me? :)
I did the oral presentation last week
who's this? :)
Thoughts on beau Howard?
He can be nice but he can get really irritating. :)
I'm meant to be doing my Health and PE as*ignment :(
i'm meant to be doing my English as*ignment and the oral presentation that i was meant to do last week ;)
AAAAHHH I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT YOUR QOOH.ME PICTURE OH MY GOD. eloiseewalter
hahaha i know
I could be a gentlemen anything you want xx
ok then..? x
You have no idea how much you mean to me i love you to bits never ever change,
keep strong and carry on everything works out in the end. I promise xx
aww inbox me? xx
This is awkward as f***
why?
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