Mohammed Alan
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can i slice you in half and roll in your blood naked?
why not
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where do you want to get married?
Somalia under the acacia tree with a suit made out of dead african kids...
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du yu layke tu hav se* wid yur hand
yeah i put it up me arse all the time
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Who are you going to prom with
alone
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why does the chicken cross the mofo road.
to f*** ye mum
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Palestine or Israel?
thats a stupid question...
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come to lubnas with me xx
lunch is on us
we're having fish with oranges, bahahhhah
loveyou ex oh ex oh gossip girl
ew why the f*** would i do that?
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wowww lucky you! islamic is the easy shi* and i'm sure you'll do well in IT!
Thanks <3 I got A* in the mock so I hope we can keep that A* ;)
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are your exams finished?
Just IT and Islamic left :3
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i love how you make little buddies with these little girls. youre such a f***ing pedo. grow the f*** up, none of them will f*** you they arent your pieces of meat.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH MAKING LITTLE BUDDIES HAHAHAHAHAHA I wanna get to know you please message me on Facebook I beg you or are you not man enough?
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OMG GET READY FOR FISH I SWEAR M8
lsn m8
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ehmagerd alan shake that b**ty and drop it low <3
NOUR YOU FIRST
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thoughts on nav in year 11?
Legend. f***ing love that song he made and he is so chill :')
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What do you do when your teacher is forcing you to read a shi*ty book but all you wanna do is rip it apart and throw it at the dumbas*? Please help me, otherwise I might have a mental breakdown.
Well tbh I would s*ck it up and read it. I actually like reading what is the book though?
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pistachio or piss? amira.foustok
kush
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oml im such a slu* lets qooh mohammed alan about it
omg im so cool lyke yaaaa guiseeeeeee amira.foustok
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thoughts on amira in year 9?
who is amira?
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ami - honestly just look at yourself, im not judging you - its who you really are. a slu*. :)
why ask me that?
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creepiest people you know
I\'d rather not
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omg wow lyke im guna hate on u
amira.foustok
Lyk oh em gee
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why are you friends with lubna and ami? like wtf they are the slu*s of the school
I can\'t be friends with them? It\'s their own choice of lifestyle, I am not judging.
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thoughts on turtle? and her new song?
Turtle is the se*xxxxx and her song agghhhhhh with Eva :3
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who were your closest friends at eis j
Baruch, Ali has*oun and Aziz
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I miss you baaaabbbbbbyyyyyyyyy
ITS BEEN SO LONG AND I STILL LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZYYY AND I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDD YOU AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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How do you get that perfect p**** complexion of a head? ( any reference to *mom's* will be regarded as a cheap shot) If you answer I will remove the anonymous...
I polish it everyday with *** now get out of anon
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favorite league of legends character?
Xin Zhao
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not even lynn? r u saying lynn looks like "ew"?
you're ew.
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hottest girls in eis meadows and eis jumeirah
MAAAAN in eis j I haven\'t been there in long but I remember Marina Kelly eis meadows is just ew
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My name is Abdul, and I have had you on facebook for some time. I really like your personality :) Want to meet up? We dont have to get involved with eachother at first.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA LOL BUDDIES NIGGA
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That wasn't kush, that was me, Abdul :)
AHAHHAHAH bro i lost ranked but i am in bronze 1 now
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you are just looking for attention.
There is a difference between wanting and getting it. I don't try people just gather around me lol.
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you act tough, when in real life you are just fat. You are going to be tired and out of stamina with one punch.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I DONT ACT TOUGH OMFG WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT YEAH I AM FAT! I SWEAR ITS MY HEIGHT THAT INTIMIDATE YOU f*****S. I swear if you wan\'t to fight me any time I am free after exams.
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Thoughts on Osama Bin Laden
Crystal Kush
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You're a f*****! Who thinks he is cool but naturally has no life, Sits at home and plays games, Then opens up a new tab and faps! True or not? Of course it is.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH omg. You are so right it is true. I do play games. I think I am cool? Thats new I think the whole \"cool\" concept died in grade 6? If you know the answer to the question then why ask me? You just contradicted yourself and wasted my time and your time. Please clarify just because I like playing games makes me a \"f*****\", I think the real \"f*****\" is the one hiding behind anonymous. If you are scared to say to my face, I would recommend you do but yeah just go ahead and embarras* yourself. <3
would u marry Mr. Anand if instead of saying "i do" he says "quak"?
I love my IT clas*s.
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How was your physics exam! and im not an abortion clinic failure :(
<3 it was gewd
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how was the phys exam? what's your next one and when is it?
next one is tomorrow :( phys was gewd
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What would you do if you woke up pregnant?
f*** my self
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thoughts on jews?
BURN EMMM ALLLLLLLLLL no no i prefer my jews well done
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Not all of them are a f***ing disgrace, some of them are nice..
hah hah hah hah maybe jude and Hana
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wanna go to jamaica next yr?
how about yes?
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You f***ing legend you.
Yep thats meh
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how was your math exam?
Maaaaan it was scary my first proper GCSE exam it was alright
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How was Math? Excited for the 2nd half?
AGGH I am expecting a B :3 and yehhh
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A pedophile, that is what you are.
But vai :3
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You are a stupid as*hole
you think your so cool but you are a fatas* with no life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg this made my day it\'s funny cause I have no life HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH please send me some more hate questions I hardly get any :/
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brah brah I asked you first. DO YOU EVEN LIFFTTT.
no I should yeh?
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bro do you even lift
No the question is lift do you even bro
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cir***cised_p****_edit.jpg
What the f***ing f***.
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What
are
you
up
to?
:3
Fapping to anon