Danielle McManus
evohoe_xo
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eva wanted 2 taste an nutha girls Pu**y
Can't say I have I just love the D to much
g or commando
Commando on weekends, g's for the week
i hate that sean goudie ****. u could do beta ur wastin ur tym on that one
Most of the time hes the nicest guy I know so maybe not anon...
you an ya mate shud get back in ya hallowen out fits an hed on ovr ta myn ae
hahahaha good lord.. Be over in 10, be ready for the night of your life (;
Lets get freeeaky?
Or we could just not.
Heard your a fan of mot? Never thought a rugby team could do so much damage (;
hahahahaha me neither but bloody hell theyve got some skills, talk about spare tackles! (;
Hi, i'm a burger... and do you want fries with that!
Aint nobody got time for dat.
Hairy or shaved
Little bit of everything, i'm quite the artist.
Whats the haps with u and sean now huh?
He rooted my sister so I had to get rid of him. They're both hoes. Still sort of wish he hadn't though :/
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
Too far anon
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Sorry but I'm going to have to give that one a negative
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you
Till I scream and cream? Historys boring anyway, i'm much more fun baby
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in
Keep it, its starting to smell..
Hey baby, you like Glazed or creme filled?
creme filled for sure, theres something about glazed that feels like a job half done ;)
Do you *** here, often?
ALL the time
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5.
you can have till 7 ;)
Your hot :)
not bad yourself anon
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
motorboat me sweet cheeks <3
Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT as*!
did you just call me fat? :/
Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend
i so dont enjoy being on my knees but i probably shouldnt leave your little friend waiting xo
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me
you dont have to be soap baby (;
I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?
havent wanted anything more babes
My Dic* just died, can I bury it in your v*****?
no.ew.
I don't know what you heard about me
But a Bit** can't get a dollar outta me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherf***in' P.I.M.P.
shawty in the club she dancing for dollars, she got a thing for that gucci that fifty that prada (;
thoughts on cruize?
hes alright most of the time
hi.. so um a little awkward haha but i think you're really cute! i'd love to show you a thing or two if you're new to lesbianism..
I feel violated :'(
fck the h8rs i think its awsum your havin a bubs
piss off anon
No fukin sense of humour, bloody hell
who diz m8
Q: What do you get if you cross a Maori with a goat? A: A weedeater that doesn't work.
ridonculous mate
how do you swat 200 flies at once?
hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.
hahahahaha omfg hahahaha yes!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.
faaaark that is some bad luck! Womping willow 4 da win.
favourite breed of dogs?
*dog haha. Oooh tricky, i would have to say the Fuller family.
is the reson yu dont put owt coz your all hard dyke now n shiet, i seen you at be k**ky byin strp onz..
rnshoud flick me a tex (;
well now its out i shud jus go wid it, haaaaard dyke bol! Come over whenever (;
Hey m8, i would do some damage ae believe me ae yeah
ae that can be arranged foa suuure exs an ohs foa da hoes
Why are you such a slu*? Why do you live your life this way? Do you even have an education? Turn your life around before you die of too many STIs.
YOLO shi*HEAD.
Brad fuller recieved head from billie mclean in year 11, Nice bit of info for ya!
Hahahaha oh good lord. Um, well everyone makes their own choices I guess..
Is that right? Cause i could name a few you have slept with if you want?
nah not really ae..
How many guys have you slept with?
None virgin spec 4 lyf yo
is there anyone youd root from new world lolol
maybe one..
Your gorgeous let me take you on a real date?
Sure, I f*** on the first date
why do yu hate brad fuller?
Oh ffs where do I start with that ****y piece of shi*.. Well one of the reasons starts with R and ends with E, four letters, one syllable
I drive an evo
I LOVE YOU.
Pandy bears <3
I wuv pandy bears :D <3
Dani Kate you are a f***n goat mate
maaaate you know that goat shelly? You should ask her out.
or they might crush the bby
or not
to the person that mad up your pregnant f*** them, everyone knows you dont put out ;)
hahaha thats exactly what i thought (:
why no hugs?
i dont like hugs, i have a fear that someone will sqeeze to hard and ill vomit up my all myvital organs and die :(
so whos the dad?
no one because im not pregnant omfg -___-
nwwwww hope ur buby dont have flakie skin or herp like brad or summah xo
Well if i was with child obviously it wouldnt have either of those things yuck.. Id also know who the dad was and it would be pretty.
baby b*mp?
this rumour hasnt even been going round long and im already bored of it if people want to shi* talk at least make it entertaining (:
a specialised piece of engineering? that's gold
Im a genius at making things sound good what can I say (;
It was cruize.
That's who I thought
Heard your pregnant, who s tha father?
There is no father because It's just rumors. I hate children and no way in hell would I get myself knocked up.
She does shave her box i would know, just somtimes she likes hair down there, like a nice wolly jumper hahahahahhahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!
Not quite sure who sent this but it did make me laugh
Its past winter you dont need to keep yourself warm down there anymore, get rid of it!!
You sound like someone who knows what they're talking about ill take that advice
Guess being a slu* runs in the family: Keely, Troy and Petra are all just like you!!
Hahahah not up for abit of competition? Can't help that we all enjoy the D...
Thoughts on your ex shane having se* with melissa
Once you hit rock bottom you can't fall any further?
Practice safe se* and go screw yourself your dirty Bit**!!
Pointing out the obvious but you don't need to practice safe se* if you're screwing yourself there's not a lot of risk involved. Hard being a virgin?
Yeah sup how u
Fabulous thanks anon, yourself?
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Hahahaha wow must be hard being so original truly cut deep
Saw you having a picnic in the park with your boy the other day. was that a model plane you guys were flying?
He prefers to call it a specialised piece of engineering it goes reeeeeeeeal high
Is your tire flat or something cause I haven't seen the village bicycle out in a while??
Mate not just the tyre I buckled the whole front wheel with clhymidia it's off the road for good
Come on let me ride your bicycle, its all shiney and new :)
Damn right it is (; hop on anytime
Why the f*** does Sean like you so.much? I was trying to have se* with him the other night and he screamed your name, deal breaker.
If I had to guess I would say because I'm mad in the sack and you're... Well clearly not. Can't help it if he got the wrong name.. Least you got him to put out?
Are u sure u dnt swing both ways
Yes. 100%
Wht is up with u nd sean?
Nothing, he's a free for all (:
Ahaha shame Bit**!! heard your writing all these questions to yourself lol
Clearly, even this one anon -___-
Wanna be chucked on the block gb??
Well that would depend on who's asking haha
Rose and res violets are blue I don't do poems so f*** you too
Have you considered writing a book?
Because your poems are so worth publishing
I have tried so hard to talk to you and you just shut me down. I use to like you so much now your just a Bit**
i probably didnt mean to shut you down.. Sorry
so whose da love bite from dk ???
dont know what you're talking about
You've had heaps of guys liking you and some of them are attractive as and you dont give any of them a shot why is this?
Wouldnt say heaps but the timings just been off and I liked someone else no point leading people on for nothing (:
sean gourdie
shi* happens that's no one elses business now gtfo.
Why did you 2 break up?
which ex are you meaning?
You and sean confuse everyone just make up your f***ing minds.
ummm.... Alright anon?
lol f***ed your fisherman ex while yous were dating
hahahaha honestly couldnt have less f***s to give, hope you got ripped (:
I actually think im in love with you my majestic gf ;)
hahahahaha (:
Lol do you consider yourself a slu* cause some people would..
No I really don't and I'm not bothered by 'some people'
how many people have you slept with?
not enough woohoo yolo maaa'fuucka.
heard your a v plate collecter
Too far. f***off.
Favourite actor? (:
Tied between Vin Diesel and Seth Rogen :)
Shawty you ride Dic* like a pro thats where the shi*s at
Wow haha. Have a funny feeling you wouldnt even know
Love that you aint no lightweight and you always make a party pretty f***en sweet (: xx
Thankyou anon (: xx
You have mean t*** chicky :p
Thanks they're my ticket to pole dancing x0x0
Rack out for the boys?
The boys? Rack out for err'one ! Xo
sweet hickey on your neck (;
hahahahahaha.no.
Get down at the beach for us girl
As long as you're getting down as well I dont see any problem with that (;
Your as* is a 10/10 !
Haha thanks but who is this..?
Hi h0w r u 2nite?
gud m8 hw u?
Do u wnt se*c tym?
Virgins don't do 'se*c tym'.
Just cant keep your hands off other people's boys can you *****.
Takes two sorry honey.
are you a skyline babe?
No wtf? Evo evo evo.
U can haras* me nedae
Faaaanks baby other ppl are just so serious
Howdy partner
Heeey baby xo
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