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Felix Yu

felixyu

b**ty shake your questions here.

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You're beautiful

Thank you, you majestic flower. :)

felixyu replied 4110 days ago

I am the white queen, the ghetto white queen.

that's nice :)

felixyu replied 4112 days ago

If the legend of Korea doesn't hurry up, I'm going to shoot someone.

I second that.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

get to see you tomorrow!

Yay!

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

Omg kimye had their baby. Is it black?

OMG what. Imma yahoo this business. I'll get back to you on this.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Do people even use those?

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

Contempory art these days. You never know what will come next.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago 1

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

Oh my god. Hahaha

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Wat. Are you supposed to take your shoes off on a trampoline?

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

why did the jew go to the grocery store?
because he was out of milk.

Better get on that.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

so lucky to call you my best friend

THANK YOU. :)

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

i got a yeast infection for my birthday

how unfortunate. Maybe you can make bread with the yeast.

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

I MISS YOU

I PROBABLY MISS YOU MORE!

felixyu replied 4130 days ago

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU <3

As I was opening this I legit had this feeling that you would find me.

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