Matty B
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what is the significance of 584968
It is the number this piece of **** site replaced my username with for no reason (:
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Can you lick your eye o.e
The real question being why the hell would I want to?? I can only reach mah nose anyways though.
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What made you change your mind about becoming a Muslim?
I had a hard time remembering how to spell Qur'an.
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are Matty b Longhall and I going to **** **** up this weekend?
Longhaul* and you know how we do son!
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matty b just gets all da ladiezz ehhhhhh?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I do what I can.
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what's the youngest you'd date?
Chances are if you're asking you're too young, sorry hun :/ Youngest I'd **** wit is a girl going on 17 this year and she'd have to catch my attention.
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you're reeaaalllyy cute:))
I prefer "hot enough to melt the polar ice caps" but this is good too :p thank ya sweet stuff!
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How old are you?
I'm 18 as of a couple months ago, officially legal!
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Um if you don't you probably shouldn't be dating them lol
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How much is currently in your bank account?
It's gotta be under a dollar. $tacks on $tacks on $tacks
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Hey niggah we gota chill asap mah nigga-BHB
sounds good white boy, you know where to find me
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how's your luck with the crush?
Nothing to report
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What's ****ing up my ****** as* mother****ing ***** **** ****er
Got damn, qooh.me got this vile mu****a speaking in constellations.
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matty b is the biggest pimp i know, you dont ever wanna **** with this kid trust me - tbills
Chea! this is a real mu****a right here, make sure you listen close cuz we don't **** around. let's **** some **** up soon bruh
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how are girls "impossible?"
Impossible was just a hyperbole, but it's nothing I feel comfortable posting openly about sorry :/
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Why do you not really hang out or talk with people anymore?
I've been asking myself the exact same question and narrowed it down to either I'm pretty ****in annoying, or I just have ****ty friends (with an exception or so).
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do you talk or hang out with her frequently?
Meh I kind of don't talk or hang out with anyone that frequently anymore.
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Tye lease says Matty b is the man
Mah bro Tye Lease always knows what's up and is chilling with Matty B ****ing asap
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does it start with j?
Hey I already said that Jackson and I have a very special bond but it's not him. Plus you're not allowed to run down the alphabet remember? Care to quit yet?
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What's stopping you from going for it?
It isn't a mutual feeling as far as I'm aware, so I'm just playing the field while I see if it takes itself anywhere.
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But when you play wheel of fortune and buy a vowel, you get to see how many there are! Does she know?
Well I guess it's just unfortunate that we're not playing it so no :p and nahh I'm pretty sure she doesn't
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But how many are there! This is surprisingly entertaining.
Could be 1 and could be 50, you just wanted a vowel, and if we're talking first names or full names or nicknames who knows huh?? Not that I'd tell you in any case haha. I'm glad you're having as good of a time at this as I am xD but feel free to give up and go the easy route anytime
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Can I buy a vowel?
AND IT JUST GETS BETTER. Alrightyy and what do we have here, it might just be the letter 'a'! But you're all out of money so now what? :p
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does it start with jackso?
I'm insulted, what me and Jackso have together is much more than a common thang
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How many vowels?
All this work instead of a simple fb message, but I want you to know I'm really having fun with this ^_^ It's gotta be around 3 vowels maybe a little less
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how long have you known this person for?
Oh it's been a while now I guess but I couldn't give a specific time by any means
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What about e f g h or i?
Pffft you can't just run down the alphabet asking every letter you sleazy little fox, need to be more creative than that.
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What does their name start with
Ooh now this is just a little bit too specific for my liking, I appreciate subtlety. It probably starts with a consonant haha
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Where would your dream vacation be?
Now here's a question (: anywhere absolutely picturesque, where I can pretend snow is a just a hollywood special effect and longboard down long smooth roads whenever I like. so basically something that fits within the California cliché.
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I have too many brain cells to count
Well you've got everybody fooled then. Counting isn't hard though, so you should probably learn to count higher and then try again.
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who do ya have a thang for
isn't it a little lazy to come and ask me here :p but I promise they're gorgeous
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Pro life or Pro choice?
Pro-choice all the way. In the wise words of Jay and Silent Bob, "A woman's body is her own ****ing business."
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$w@g
is this supposed to be funny or
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What is the meaning of life?
I feel like I should say something super inspiring, but honestly there is no meaning of life; so you might as well do what makes you happiest and enjoy yours as much as you can, while you can. **** everyone else, just do you!
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Why does brandon s*ck so much at league?
RAEGTARD GOT SKILL
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Know anybody that can get a nigga some green?
If you weren't anon'ing me on qooh.me I might.
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
Going back to sleep, every time.
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would you ever have a 1 night stand??
Yeah I might, depending a lot on who it was with and whether I thought they were gonna run their mouth off about it and stuff
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how do you feel about 1 night stands??
It's pretty dependent on the situation and how it worked out but I don't have anything against them. If you find yourself having a lot of one night stands though, you probably need to step back and try harder with people.
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Anyone you like or want to get to know better right now ?
There's a couple people I'd def like to get to know better, but I don't like anybody right now
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Why aren't you reppin sosa swag?
No reason in particular I'm just weak af on my chief keef game, gimme time and I'll prolly get onto it dawg
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Best advice you received about relationships?
Came from the kid I'd least expect it to ever come from, and it was: "Keep yourself from having love for the *****es and you'll keep yourself out of trouble."
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nm, just killed someone, so theres that.
and you didn't even invite me? I'm starting to question if we're really friends
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why are you so negative 24/7
I'm not actually that negative, a lot/most of what I say on social media is just satire. Get to know me in person and you'll find I'm actually a pretty positive person to be around :p
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How do I recieve my free Ice Cream?
You have to cash in your credit in person within an hour of first clicking the link or the offer expires.
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I heard you enjoy p****es in or around your mouth
You heard incorrectly. ****er.
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scale one to swag how much you got?
$WaGmethe****out/10
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When are you going to stop being such a f*****?
You're a ****ing f*****.
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Nigga imma miss seshin with you this weekend, get nice and f**ed up for me
You know I always do b
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are you single yet
yeap I've been single for 3 months hun :p
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Smoke some god damn kush this weekend my nigga, get right f***in ripped
I'm not waiting until the weekend my friend. Don't you know the life f***ing motto, smoke weed err day.
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Only way you'll come back?
Tell me why
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What is op?
You are op, and you are a f*****.
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What's the square root of f*** off?
Go f*** yourself?
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Matt Bryan's is the man-Tye,
Tye Lease is my main muf***a!! - Matty B
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I'm going to kill you
bring it on bad Bit**!
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Xbox or Playstation?
I don't game really anymore, but Xbox 100%. f*** Playstation.
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Waffles or Pancakes? The ultimate debate
I'd have to say pancakes to be honest I f***ing love chocolate chip banana pancakes.
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Lol somebody's a real tough guy when they're anonymous hahahahahahah v
Anonymous have the biggest balls ever they're hard as f***
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I heard you like p**** ;P
Who told you that cuz they're wrong?! I no likey the Dic*. And they're dead.
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Why are u a f*****
Why haven't you done the world the favor of offing your f***ing self?
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Stop liking my girls photos or I'm gunna beat your as* f*****
How about this, I do whatever the **** I want while you go **** yourself. (:
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why do you hate me from jenaya
oh don't get me started on you
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Why the f*** do you hate me fgt
Cuz every time I see your got damn face I wanna pour acid down my ****ing eye sockets.
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Get high. If you are high get trippy.
Damn right I'm already high. It's kinda a waste to get trippy alone -.- but I appreciate the support
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you're a good friend and I'm glad I know you.
aw right in my heart, well done my friend and thank you tons it means a lot ^_^
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How chill is Brandon Hb?
I don't know, I haven't chilled with him in ages.
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This is your 100th question hopefully so reply with something cool
I'm gonna delete an older question so it's not cuz you don't tell me what to f***ing do.
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who are some girls you wanna get to know better?
I'm not sure but if any girls wanna get to know me better then they should go for it ><
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Ain't soliciting nothin ma nigguh. A&W is hiring, Foodland was hiring last week and might still be and I think Giant Tiger is hiring too.
Well shi* thanks for the useful input got damn, I'll be sure to shoot some job applications over then and hope for the best. shout out to this muf***a
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Don't judge me just because I'm a black Asian
I'm judging you, ****
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You should get vine f*****
I'm going to for real f*** your has*le mah nigga
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Looking for/want a job?
Yeah as a matter of fact I am looking for/in need of a job. But if you're trying to solicit me into something whack I'm not falling for it.
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Who are you dating and why?
I'm not dating anyone right now, I'm single. Because my last relationship wasn't working out, not to mention the single life is a free life.
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aha probs wont happen but maybes
bahhh don't be shy give it a shot huh
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no problem. ;)
feel free to talk to me sometime :p
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when are we fighting
I already kicked your as* so
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i LOVE YOU
if you really loved me you'd fb me it :p
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You are in a coma, wake up.
I better wake up and be rich as f*** or something gucci like that, cuz that'd be some straight bullshi*.
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I like your life views, very accurate. Just add "get high as f***" so that there is at least some enjoyment
Life's a Bit** and then you die, so f*** it all and let's get high. That work a bit better huh :p
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You're gay
I commend you on using the correct form of 'your'. However, go f*** yourself.
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Thoughts on life?
I don't mean to sound cliche, but "life's a Bit** and then you die" sums it up pretty well.
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9/11 was an inside job.
So was the holocaust.
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Why didn't you save that drowning puppy?
I was too busy eating it
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thoughts on shaneika huff and shelby garner?
shaneika's a pretty sick girl aha but I don't really know shelby ><
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I heard you like to inject herbs
No officer, drugs are bad and illegal.
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Hello sir, I would like to know your thoughts on the holocaust? Was it an inside job? do you think the feds were behind it? Did it even happen or was it all just a myth?
Oh f*** the holocaust was a myth, Hitler was actually just a baker.
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Hows your wiener?
What the f*** are you talking about you freak?????
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If you could go back in time what would be something you would change
Nothing at all (: I'm happy as the person I am right now, and if I wasn't, I'd make changes until I was. No point in worrying about the past, just keep looking ahead :p
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Kill yourself please
I\'ll get right on that. Any other helpful advice, friend?
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Best strain you've smoked?
Ohhh that's tough but I'd have to say OG Kush, with Master Kush in a close second.