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How many takes did you take at Deakin?
I took 8 units over the year if that's what you mean
What's it like to be you?
Boring
I wrote you a poem,
Roses are red, violets are blue
Your eyes are gorgeous, your personality is too,
And I can't wait for the day that marry you ?
Nawww this is cute
Crushing on you ? ?
Haha is this a joke
I love you. Will you be the one person who will help me put chezels in all my fingers? ?
It would be an honour and pleasure to be that person
Discuss the Australian economic system
I can't
Gemma, do you own a 10 inch?
A 10 inch balloon inflators machine...
Yeah do u need to borrow it?????
You're a f** ?
Oh too kind!
Your going to hell for stealing a Diet Coke from Bakers delight
Hahahaha aw cmon I gave it back :(
What are you most afraid of losing?
My family & friends
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Hate
If you are single did you want to go on a date? :)
haha thank you but no thanks
how well do you eat *****?
Why would I eat a cat
Are you single?
Well yeah
Let's go for a drive
Sure where to
What have you noticed about yourself recently?
Things are starting to turn out well :)
Seen on qooh.me that you back that A$$ up so it must be true
Everyone knows that if its on qooh me it's always true
Swamp donkey
That's random
Does Max have a big one?
Um how would I know? Haha would have to ask somebody else.
Who's house were you at sat night?
We were all at Max's for pres
If you could turn any fruit into a car to drive, which fruit would you choose?
A pear
JT wants to chop you up
But I'm not an onion
Which trend are you not into ?
Cigarettes and drugs.
So glad I finally saw those lush nipples of yours babe
Hahahahahaha soz to disappoint but it was actually off gem gem Sullivan's story ?
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
Probably one from when I was in primary school or this year
Until next time lil poodle
Cya later ?
Geelong is gonna eat you alive
Geelong is gonna lurveeee me
I wouldn't write you a letter even if you had a green mailbox
but we could be pen pals??
anddddddddd I'm dun
that's a darn shame
Pretzels? What's their deal?
Wish I could tell ya!
Okay so 1x1=9 yeah so why is it you hiccup so loud huh
hahahahahahhaahhaha wtf
I would honestly rather sit by myself than be seen anywhere near your toaster
now now thats not very nice
If you could send me some money for my life threatening elbow sharpness condition that would be slick
send me ya bank details im right onto it
I met a Japan once
how was it?
You have the worst skateboard I've ever seen
she was a skater boy
If you could be any type on reptile, how many zig zags would you draw
44
Gemma salmon? More like Gemma blue marlin em I right
more like merlin cos thats mi dogs name hehe
I'd like to take you around town.
Pass :-)
I hate your bathroom towels
well they hate you :)
You just sent me 4 snaps in a row, cut it out
ill cut down to 3 next time
Brooklyn 99 & The 100 are quality shows!
Now I have to wait for new seasons :(
Where did you go on your drive?
Just around town
????
So creative I love it!
Why is your last name a fish?
Bcos it's my dad's lastname duhhh
Did you go for a fun drive last night?
I did :-)
Melbourne is preettyyy overrated. In saying that Wang is preettyyy sht in comparison hahah
Yeah I bet! haha
What's your fave tv series?
Brooklyn 99, Orphan Black & The 100 at the moment!
Alright maybe a place you go to chill out that isn't your bed? Hahaha
Well going for a walk ☺️
I honestly laughed at your response to the classic memory one ?
I tried thinking of one but I just couldn't!
Do you play much sport to maintain that figure?
nah I don't play sports, I'm naturally skinny & I just go to the gym when I'm not lazy or do exercises at home haha
Favourite place to go when you just want to chill by yourself?
My bed!
Give us a classic memory that makes you laugh.
I have just forgotten every funny memory I've ever made :(
What is something you like doing in your spare time?
Watching my fave tv series & eating
Do you go clubbing often?
I've never been out in Melbourne except one Thursday but I go out in Wang? ☺️
Why the fck is there so much meme spam on here? What have we missed hahah
Blame Liam
How often do you check this site?
Whenever I'm bored really
What made you create a profile on this site anyway?
Idk I made it ages ago when everyone used to use it haha
fck you are quite alright. Not a question, just an observation. (;
hahaha thanks
turn on and offs?
Nice smile, sweet, sense of humour, smells good, honest
Offs; rude, arrogant, dishonest
Snapchat name ?
gemma_salmon
Do you love getting fingerbashed at the GC?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha wtf. nah can't say I do!
What do you want to hate, but can't?
some people
I wish i was a meme
Don't we all
What are you tired of?
Life
Don't lie you love the sauce love
I'm assuming sauce means drugs? And no anyone that knows me knows I am against drugs.
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
That happened? Dunno where I was for that ?
What would put a smile on your face today ?
Feeling well & not going to work
Two night ago, I was at a disco, and i wanted to meme, i was ready to meme
Don't let that stop you
Stop with these crazy memes amiright?
You're right!
I'm serious though, memes are what is keeping my on the edge of sanity.
I can see that!
Happy MemeDay to all of my fans
You too :)
Find the hidden message hfhkanfjehewiujfnlasdbgiuoerkwlnduvibMEMEnjodskbfijbewhifjdsibfnaoihfiuwnfwenfvibik
Found it
Come Meme with me on the open seas to zimbabwe where we can live like pirates of the meme world
Sounds lovely
MEmemememeeMMMWMEMmememememMENmen<MEmemnem
So true
uh oh, mememaster 3001 has returned from his studies in the arts of the meme and is back for more meme time, you ready?
Hahaha yes Liam I'm ready..
Is your favourite fish Salmon?
Nope
It was Nick Giggidy Giggz by the way
Miss you nicky giggz! ❤️
Brad Melville and Jarryd Wallace ?
I don't really know them enough to have an opinion sorry!
I think you are quite cute
Thankyouuu
Guess who? Imagine if you did! It'd be like Christmas! The feeling would be better then waking up that morning to find your father asleep with bottles beside him and remembering your mum isn't home because she sells herself to other men for rent.
Hahahahahahahaha wtf are you okay
Opinion on Anthony Ryan and his close group of friends?
Love Ant he's a good pal and always so good towards me, his friends seem funny don't know some of them though
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Not to trust people & that not everybody has the same heart as you
Cards against humanity
The very best
How many gemmas could gemma salmon gemma if gemma salmon could gemma salmons
Difficult question!
Favourite dress?
As in dress I own?
You're so gorgeous
Haha not a chance but thanks!! :)
Best kiss of recent
Joel :)
Nick feehan?
Steals my girl mariah off me sometimes but nicks cool! Much respect for the guy even if we bag each other out all the time ?
Oi you're pretty.
Too kind :)
What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
There's been a few but I try not to remember
why does it hurt when I pee?
Hmm not sure about that one :/
What did you last Google ?
Do bees have knees
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