Gordon van den Berg
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Build my own gym
What makes you instantly hate someone?
Nothing, I don't hate anyone
What are you most afraid of losing?
My gains
Suhhhh dude ❤
A suh dude?
What is your favourite slang word ?
min
What causes you to stay up late?
My phone
Your current bank balance ?
R420.69
What are you tired of?
School and responsibilities
I'll fck you up son
0824181777- here's my number Christian, let's see if you can back up your big mouth
Who do you miss ?
A few people
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
A lack of communication can destroy any relationship
SpongeBob or Power Rangers
Spongebob, definitely spongebob.
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
I'd completely redo the education system
What do you silently judge people for?
The one thing I will openly judge people for is their ignorance, I silently judge people's eyebrows though.
How much do you weigh?
Where did you buy your toupe?
I weigh 80kg and I don't own a toupe, if you know what that actually is?
Why have qooh me
When you could DO ME
haha ;)
You are very ambitious
Roses are red
Your muscles are big
Your eyes look like buttholes
You smell like a fig
This is very creative?
What is good in your life right now?
I have a small set of individuals who help to make life more bearable?
Would you date out your race?
No I only find myself attracted to girls who are "mostly white" if you know what I mean.
When is your superbestfriendaversery????❤️
12th of April??
What will you be doing in next hour ?
Reading The Great Gatsby in English?
What did you last Google ?
Ed Sheeran lyrics
What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
Taking drugs and getting with girls?
What's one thing you wish you could do every single day?
Watch movies while eating pizza and chocolate brownies
What's the coolest thing you did that no one saw?
Had a really cold shower yesterday
You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
Not a chance
What offends you ?
People who are generally rude and judgemental
New zealand is boring.
At least it looks good?
What is the worst trend you participated in?
The lumo clothes thing
Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, it's a fokken beast
Was your first time good ?
I'm a virgin if that's what you're asking
Why won't you tell me here ?
It's like naming and shaming
Someone you used to be close with that you miss ?
I'd rather not say it here, you can dm me :)
What's something everyone likes but you hate with a passion?
Hooking up
Which talent you wish you had ?
The ability to grow taller :(
Who are you taking to your matric dance ?
Sophie Arde
What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
The goal I scored at soccer in grade 9, CR7 quality
What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
A feeling of absolute bliss
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
Sorted everything for my matric dance
What do you not feel like doing today?
School
Is there anyone in your life that is really special to you???
Yes, a few people
What are you obsessed with?
I have a bit of an obsession with gym
When was the last time you got angry and why?
Today because FIFA bullsht
Who do you go to for advice, girls and guys !
Almost always girls hey
What is the best "happiness" that money has bought you?
My two huskies :)
Who you taking to your matric dance?
Sophie Arde
Why so cocky?
Oath I'm one of the most laid back people you'll meet?
What roidz did you take ?
Sorry to burst your bubble but I've never used steroids and I don't plan to, it's just hard work and consistency
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
At school
Who do people always say you look like?
Jarrod Myers
What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
Expensive clothes
Who's your best friend?
Jarrod Myers
Who's your best friend?
Jarrod Myers
Your most embarrassing moment ?
My birthday exposure this year
What are you terrible at ?
Getting ready on time
I checked you and soph last night ey
Yeah and?
Hmmm, monkey, should give me some of your immune system so I can get better as fast as you?x
Come get some then? x
Hey I'm shy ?? could say the same about you ?
Yeah I guess?
I saw you in clicks ?
Thanks for saying hello?
Which song describes your mood today ?
The Lazy song- Bruno Mars
There has to be that one person you talk to more then anyone else / who's that one person ? I wish it was me
DM me and I'll give you my number :) x
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Either here in South Africa or in Norway.
What was the happiest moment in your life?
I've got way too many happy memories to choose from
If you really like the girl, tell her. Even though you not keen on relationships, still tell her. Don't lead people on.
I try not to lead people on, but it's hard not to when kindness is often mistaken for love. If a girl wants to know then she must ask me, but I'd rather not say anything so that I don't hurt her or myself.
Name some of those people ?
Could you rather DM me please? I won't think any differently of you :)
Is there a person in your life that makes you a little happier?
Yes, I have more than one actually, so happy to have those people in my life x
Would you rather have a girl with a fattier stomach and nice legs or nice stomach and fatty legs ?
That's a hard one, if I like the girl then I guess it doesn't matter
Have $ex with me ,just for one night. No strings attached. Damn u are handsome,I could eat u .#yummy ? ?. Please ?
No thanks?
Do you wanna build a snowman a a a an .
Or in this case a mud man
Oh wait droughts.
Sand man.....
Yeah never mind let's just be friends
Uhm... okay?
What are you passionate about?
Gym
Keep on keeping on ??
I shall x
You're a nice guy
Thank you, I try to be x
Well good for you I'm not gay ? Jarrodmyers_
Yeah sht lucky me
Is jarod Myers your best ?
Yeah, since grade 8
List of some of the prettiest girls you've met? Doesn't have to mean you like them
I don't want to judge people like that, the list would be so long and I wouldn't want to leave anyone out.
If you were a chick what cup size do you think you would be ??
Mmm I rate C's hey ?
Your arms are my life goals bruh
Work for it ;)
You seem really nice and you're good looking
Thank you x
I just blessed your qooh me. You're welcome
Haha thanks for that
Don't you want a gay best friend
Definitely not thanks
How old are the chick/s you keen for ?
Maturity is the most important thing but I doubt I'll go for anyone younger than 15
What stands out of a girl for you?
Character and personality stand out far more than anything else
What life lesson did you learn today ?
My life is more important than school
You are like legit what I vision my perfect boy to look like.
Ahh this is really sweet- thank you kind stranger x
How many doors do you have at your house?
12
Would you ever like someone if you don't see them often ? Like barely ever ? Could you ? Would you ?
Yeah I could
Someone you talk to everyday ?
There's a few people actually
Your body is insane man , keep up the good work , you're a role model to so many of us , stay humble ?
Thank you, I really appreciate this!
What is your purpose ?
To change the lives of people and make this world a better place than it was before I was born
What does success mean to you?
Achieving what you set out to do
You are really good looking by the way x
Thank you, it means a lot x
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Travel the world
You keen for taliza ? ;););)
Nort
What would you call your autobiography?
The pursuit of happiness
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