Zoe Claasen
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That's a good description, more hints of who you like (:
i won't say anymore or it'll give it away ;)
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spit or swallow
spit of course ew yuckyy
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i like a girl but i'm not sure she notices me, how do i get her attention?
talk to her just you and her. start conversations with her on facebook and make fun conversation so she starts to enjoy talking to you. then try organise to hang out with her just you two and just go from there :)
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Who do you like
did you really think i was going to say it on here? lol. i kind of like this guy, brown hair, good height and sweet personality. intelligent and funny too. we aren't really that close yet but yeah. if you mail me i'll tell you who it is.
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is not paige! filthy pineapple cannibal s***. c;
you dont know my life paige
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you're a slu*
you have a strange definition of slu* mate
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Throw a party!!!!
i actually will in january i promise! it'll be fab-u-lous
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Do you remember Carly's no 1 fan
yeah i think so haha :)
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Why you so beautiful?(:
i'm not really that beautiful lol
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boys are gross eh? so your lesbian? i dig that
no i'm not lesbian wtf. girls are even grosser than boys ewwy. i'm starting to feel very ucomfortable conversing with you to be honest
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s*ck my Dic*, i heard you're good at it
it seems you have every misleading sources.. but no ew boys are gross
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what did you have for dinner last night?
lol cute question... um i had pasta with salami and sundryed tomatoes and other yum stuff. it was beautiful 10/10
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Carly Rae Jepsen.
dont even start that shi* mate.
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how tall ?
5ft 2 inchs? idk im estimating
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you're ugly
aw bbygirl too sweet too sweet x
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you are so beautiful and you honestly have a perfect body. you're also funny, sweet, friendly and you dont care what other people think which i respect. you deserve the best guy :)
aww this made my day! thank you :))))
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wax or shave?
whats that? natural is the only way baby xxxxxxxxxx
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you are gorgeously beautiful and so so pretty.
do you remember having vodka shots at tyler and vanessas?
aw thank you! and yeah I do, I spilt mine everywhere :L haha tragic
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tight or loose?
only jesus knows ;)
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its f***ing annoying how you complain about how you have no love life when so many guys like you and make so much effort for you to like them and you just reject all of them..
woaaaah back the truck up mate. firstly, i hardly ever complain about having no love life? lol I'm super happy being single. secondly, I reject those guys because I like someone else, I'm not just going to settle for the first guy who likes me...and its not like I'm going to lead those guys on when I like someone else, thats just sad. lol stop as*uming you know me,because clearly you don't. mwah xx
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hi, have you managed to get deep fried kool aid yet?
no uggggh my life is so depressing.. where is a stress ball when ya need one fml
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Ahahahahahah ! f*** you're funny hun ! reading you're answers to people :') good job ;)
aww its all for ma fans honey xxx
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churr maori
lol you know im white right? but sure, tena koe good sir.
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Why did you post this on CozmicTurkeys wall? :D
so you know that you can always ask me anything :3
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ily babaaay xxxx
well my names actually Zoe, but you can can me wife ;) xxxx
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your really pretty x x
not as pretty as you x x
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ily
you're leaving me? dammit, I really thought we had a connection :'(
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Maybe that's what i want slu*. To die young and romantically <33333 Paigeannan_
thats just silly. life isnt all about love, its about finding you are and crafting a world based entirely on your decisions. love isn't important paige, love is just like a drug (no cheesiness intended) once you have had it you crave it all the time, thinking you need it to function. and when you don't have it you feel like shi*. but if you don't focus on love you can do so much more with your life, be a positive person! boys smell anyways, not worth dying over xxxxx
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I want to be Juliet )): so romantic
lol I don't know if you remember but um.. she died..
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I want to drink
I want to drink milk because it is hutritious and helps to keep your bones strong. I'm glad I found someone who agrees :)
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Wanna get drunk?
well I 'want' too, but I have a feeling that won't be happening anytime soon..
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Hey guuuuuuuuuuuurl x x
hai shaaaaaaati x x
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Are your parents proud?
how could they not be? I'm f@bul0u$ b@by h0ll@ xox
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Hey
wow, that was an exciting message. I bet your parents are really proud :)
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How was ya day?
hmm, well on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 meaning the shi*test of all the shi* that ever existed and 10 meaning i wish i have a time machine so i could relive this day forever), I would say a solid 4. it was pretty shi*, but I could live it again if i had too.
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I love you. And our memories. U r amazing. We have to haaaaang!!! And watch Withuring heights again ;))))
ur amazing baby! and we so do xxx
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fuk up zoe u betray me i neva 4gav u
woaah stong words for someone hiding behind anonymous... but aw ur a sweetie xx
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u cn talk im lieke somuch biggr then u im karl mann fite me butch
lvl 10 rattas g, i thorts we was frends :( fuk u ****, ur next. il fuk u up
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Hi my name is.. You won't remember... Wait till December.
i dont like waiting :(
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I like cheese.. Do you like cheese?
mmmmmm hell yeah baby especially on spaghetti and pasta, oh my wow xx
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Have you ever woundered what the life of a carrot would be like?
its pretty much all i think about tbh
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One day I plan to jump on your face like a trampoline!!! :D
aww i look forward to it :D
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do u evn lft phegget
umm of course i do.. have you not seen my perfect muscles?! im insulted that you would even have to ask..
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2:8:8
Chloride ion h0lla xxx #colvalent-future-trig-gang-bond-them-all
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Did you know that kiwi fruit grow on a vine?
they do indeed! you're intelligent!
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How many filled tampons did you use too die your hair?
42 exactly. i collected them in a jar in my freezer until it was full. but i need to redye it again.. got any spare tampons i could use?
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I think you are perfect...
no. dont even go there. im not even close so dont give me false hope ok
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How much wood could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
well, scientists believe that a wood chuck can chuck over 1.7 million pieces of wood over there lifetime. however this is an overall average, it really depends on the wood chucks experience and how long there life lasts. hope this answers your question :)
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why wont you notice me? i like you but i dont know how to get to know you better...
just talk to me! and organise to hang out with me and stuff :)
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Why do you have a face?
i know right like wtf. i asked for a refund but i ate the receipt so they wouldnt take it back :(
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What do you love about geography? xxxxx
um EVERYTHING OMG WHATS NOT TO LOVE?! i love all the excellences i got ;)
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whats your turn ons?
well if you mean in looks then tanned skin, a cute smile or laugh, nice guy perfume smell and good hair
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just curious.. who do you like?
kind of this one boy but idk..
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zoe the hoey
thats me baby xxxxxx
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Are you a vampire?
no way! drinking blood is so lame... i eat people :)
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How's your best friend?
shes dead.... r.i.p amy winehouse <3
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hahahaha omg zoe the hugh question. they know you so well girl ;) xx
hahahaha i know right omg rumor these days :L i swear they can get so silly! xx
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Why do you smell like pineapples? c;
well when i was born my mother chucked me away becaus i was too fat, and she chucked me in the jamaican rain forest.. from there i was discovered by a pride of pineapples who kindly took me in and raised me as there, teaching me the pineapplitirian way of life. at the age of 7 i was discovered by my mother who decide to take me back since as a pineapple i had lost a significant amount of weight. years went on and i slowly became a human again, taking on there colloquial language and habits as my own, even choosing to go to school. but as we say in pineapple land 'you can take the human out of the pineapple, but you cant takr the pineapple out of the human'. in my heart i retain the pineapple spirit, the spirit that was pas*ed down from our ancestors generation after generation. this spirit inside me retains that fruity pineapple fragrance that radiates my body, which is why i smelk like pineapple today. thank you for asking :)
i like you alot.. what can i do to win you over?
laugh at my lame jokes and buy me food xx
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Why did you root hugh
hahaha wtf i didnt.. where did you hear that :L