Qoohme

That would be too easy then.

Ok :)

heather_edworthy replied 4460 days ago

Do you have a clue who this is? If so, take a guess.

Give me a hint :P

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Who are you best friends?

Ashleigh Lindhorst :) She's the Best anyone could ever ask for :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why u have to be such a babe?!?!? Haha miss u!!! U know it me Ntaba:)

Haha thank you :) x

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why does the one individual keep asking such retarded messages ?? Dude u annoying

I know right. Thanks :) x

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Adam :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Hope I guess :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Never noticed :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Standard procedure :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

In the pictures :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Haha :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

I wish u felt for me the same way I feel for u :(

I'm sorry :) xx

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Its rude :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Just the movie :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Would you rather have a unicorn or a smurf? And why?

Unicorn :) Its part horse duh ? :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

What is your favorite chocolate?

Cadbury top deck without a doubt :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

What is one of the things on your bucket list that you want to do before you decided that earth is just not for you?

Go to London with my best friend is number 1 on my list :D

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

In 50 words or less... Describe the effect of cow's fart the enviroment and the ozone..

No :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

How bright is the light at the end of the tunnel?

How ever light you want it to be :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your as*?

No clue

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

Depends :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

Different cartoons :) anythings possible x

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Don't know :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

For those few who do :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

Cause its in a bottle :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

What do you call male ballerinas?

A ballerina?? :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Definitely not babies :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

They charge so much :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testing??

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Champs soon chicken :) better be ready to have some fun :Dâ™¥ xx AshLindhorst

Always have tons of fun with you!! :D Too damn keen ;) xx

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Guess more people look for food in the fridge than the freezer when hungry :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Hmm.. :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If you mated a Bulldog with a shisu would you get a Bullshi?

No idea :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

Errmm.. I wouldn't know I'm not an alcoholic :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Just easier that way :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Good question! I have no idea :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Love you Best Friend :)â™¡ xxx

Love you even more Sweet Heart :) ? xoxo

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

I wud cos u alrdi kno ;)

Haha ok :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Why'd you lie?

About? :)

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Just wanted to let you know how amazing you are ;;) Stay Stunning xx â™¡ :)

Aww thank you ;;) ?

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

Howd it feel getting fingered ?

Wouldn't you like to know :) x

heather_edworthy replied 4462 days ago

First kiss?

Grade 7 :)

heather_edworthy replied 4463 days ago

Qoohme

Heather Edworthy

Ask me anything you like anonymously or not :)

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Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

If you mated a Bulldog with a shisu would you get a Bullshi?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?