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You're funny, really cute, pretty and my druggie buddy For life. We talked so much on Snapchat but I don't really get time to talk to anyone anymore but I'll try to talk to you today. You're Snapchats pretty funny and yeah druggie buddy.
Mrs Sampson :'D
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Gas Pedal and Loyal <33
India is not in Asia - Godfrey :/
IDK.
Using my brain at the proper time ;)
Thank you :* btw who are you?
Like what do you mean?
Your mum.
OMFG askfm is better now.
Always! <3
Both of them are my dumb afghan brothers so I'll choose both of them.
Why do you care?
I don't want to thank anyone coz it was a F U C K E D U P day for me.
Do you even know the actual meaning of sl*t. It means a prostitute. And the year 8 girls are too young to be a prostitute. So mate it's better for you to go to sleep.
Oh no worries mate.
Banksia - Yassin, Mohsin, Ardi, Imran, Whetu. Callistemon - Ilvira, Leyla, Lindita, Bheanara. Darwinia - Sevdim, Maylinda, Yasmina. Euqalyptas - Liona and Milica. Fern - Mohamad, Adrian, Sevdim, Dejan, Stefan, Wajeeha, Aleecha. Greavillea - Noor, Jade, Zehra, James, Erno. Hakea - Tara, Bianca, Alaina, Aleks, Muhammad. The boys at our school are so lucky to have these many hot girls :"):"):"):"):"). Sorry if I missed anyone.
B I T C H just answered this question on askfm.
Mhomma. He is my life :*
Yeah I'm totally from Africa. And what does 'MF' means MOHAMAD FEIZI or M O T H E R F U C K E R.
Lel..... Jokes I'm not mean. You're a sickkunt, got nice hairstyle. Good at soccer. That goal<3. Smart as you're a nerd tbh. Picks up chicks on a finger click. Even I love you babe wanna go out?. One of the best brother. Funny and love kicking back with you specially whenever we have L.T. You even pick up teachers on a finger click. I swear Ms Yaghmoor digs you bruda. And yeah that's all ghee take care bruda.
This girl who likes Mohamad.
It's called #beinghumzakhan.
Oh dw cuzz.
Tbh on my fav person....... she is cute, damn pretty, funny, love her smile, love her laugh, she is cuter than Emma Watson?. I love talking to her. She hates me but that's OK. She loves me but that's OK. I don't get her sometimes coz she is a bit weird. Love her hair. She changes her hair style twice a day. My fringe is longer than hers. She has damn pretty eyes. Ofc I have better hair than. She hates BHK idk why, BHK is the sickest thing on the earth and she hates it. She is weird ;). But still I love her so much :* :* :* :* :*.
tbh you're cute, haven't talked to you before but seems like a nice girl and everyone says you like soloman is that true? if it is then yous 2 are cute together. And you're pretty and cute and yeah.
Tbh you're a cutie I swear, beautiful, pretty as. We don't talk much, so we should. I see you around school and you're like perfect. And you're cute as and yeah :)
F U C K U P B I T C H.
OK Mohamad. (So F U C K E N happy).
Over fatana you serious why would we fight over fatana. DUMB K U N T S THESE DAYS.
Humza Khan.
Mhomma.
Tbh you're a sickkunt, hope your and Moana's relationship last forever. You're a hot :* , *exy and really cute (yeshomo). Gun at tennis. And I don't like that Fatana girl alright?
Јеби се у дупе ти дркаџија jokes you're a sickkunt, funniest kunt I have ever met in my life. Love you till the death babe. You are the funniest in the whole class. You always make my DAT with your jokes. Love when you speak in Serbian.Yeah bruda always got your back. #BHKromance
A BIG F U C K TO YOU. (MIDDLE FINGER).
Nokia 3315
F U C K you Mhomma.
Ain't got time for that. I DON'T FU*KEN LIKE HER ALRIGHT.
Ain't got time to like anyone.
Faaaar, love how you say that. And humze love when you say my name cutie. Gheeee you're hot love your dimples. Cutest guy out I would date you anyday. Hottie, cutie, you're se*y babe. Love your handshakes cuzz and take care brother.
No one why?
YEAH and HAHAHHAHAH
I just did one like a week ago and just did one on FB.
Too old. It should be a chapter in a history book named 'Humza's Crush on ShaLin'.
Don't know her that well.
Ummmm OK. Tara- tbh you're cute and nice we never talked face to face but you sound like nice person. Bianca- tbh you're beautiful and a nice and funny girl. Alaina- Nice and cute. Fun to talk to.
Tbh i hate going on a bus. If there is no seat you have to stand and people sitting and I'm standing, hate it. I have only went on bus when I have excursions from school or some sports I have to go to from school. Besides that I have never went on a bus.
Signed up on Qoohme.
YEAH I love Mhomma. #beinghumzakhan
Nah you mean Girlfriend*.
Yeah boyfriend, you made Mhomma gay. She is nice haven't talked to her that much but whenever did pretty nice girl.
Yeah and don't need to be mean mate, she is pretty.
Don't have friend but got so many brothers. #beinghumzakhan.
YEAH.......................JOKES. He is dating me.......................Mhomma I LOVE YOU BABE <<33
Better be joking or......
10 coz YOLO #beinghumzakhan.
Adrian, Mohamad and Dejan.
Idek who you are and why, do you want me to jigjig you then?
Cricket is my love and cricket is the way for me to make money so I won't choose either of them, I'll choose CRICKET. YOLO #beinghumzakhan.
F U C K I N G Thank You <<33.
Yolo. #beinghumzakhan.
No one. #beinghumzakhan
Both are same to me coz I get stupid questions on both of them.
Love you too babe :* .
Yeah that's the only thing I'm gun at I think.
Yeah humzakhan80
OK UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....................UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JOKES. YOU'RE A SICKKUNT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO LIKE, GROWNING YOUR MUSTACHE, BATTING LIKE CHRIS GAYLE, BOWLING LIKE MALINGA, YOU GOT A CUTE SMILE BABE. YOU ARE GUN AT EVERY THING MOSTLY IN CRICKET. YOU'RE THE FIRST AFGHAN GUY WHO I SAW PLAYING CRICKET TBH. YOU ARE SMART I THINK SO. YOU GET ALL THE GIRLS WITH THAT MUSTACHE AND TBH YOU ARE BETTER AT BATTING MORE THAN BOWLING SO CONCERNTRATE ON YOUR BATTING MORE MATE NOT BOWLING. I HAVE SEEN YOU IN A WHILE BUT AND YEAH YOU'RE JUST A SICKKUNT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL SAY ABOUT YOU ITS MOSTLY GONNA BE ABOUT YOU BEING GOOD AT CRICKET. SORRY IF ITS TOO SHORT ALRIGHT EXCUSE ME IF ITS SHORT.
Bro she is my friend so I have yo give her a LONG tbh.
No worries.
Cute, nice, sorry I broke your box today. But don't really care jokes. Ummmmmm...... You're the nicest girl in my electives and the only girl who I talk to so much in electives. You're gun at drawing (but I'm more gunner) R.I.P English. You're beautiful and gorgeous and you're one of the first lady friend I had in high school and I wish this friendship lasts for ever. You're gun at giving at helping people, you're gun at kiking (Kik app), you're gun at sports, you're gun at choosing good movies, you're gun at giving good advises, you're gun at everything like like everything, you're gun at being a good friend, you're gun at taking care of people, you're gun at choosing nice girls for me, you're gun at singing, you're gun at breaking things, you're gun at telling jokes, you're gun at hating your brother, you're gun at taking selfies, you're gun at posting pics on Instagram, you're gun at hitting, you're gun at hugging Dylan, you're gun at cutting wood, you're gun at liking guys, you're gun at choosing a right guy for others, you're gun at liking Instagram posts, you're gun at holding a pencil, you're gun at rubbing out things, you're gun at getting over people, you're gun at commenting things on Instagram, you're gun at saying good things to people, you're gun at loving people, you're gun at ripping a paper, you're a gun at watching TV. Like you're gun at everything like everything. I'm glad to have a friend like you and I wish this friendship lasts forever mate. I know this is a short TBH but I can't think of things that you're good at coz like you're good at everything like everything, being a friend and giving a good advise and you're just good at everything. Sorry if this is a short TBH.
You're Alexandra right? If you are then you're nice and a really good friend to have and haven't talked to you in a while so don't know if you have changed or not but should talk more and you're cute.
Nice, cute, pretty, beautiful, smart, got a cute smile, nice hair, nice nose, nice eyes, nice eyebrows, nice eyelashes, nice face, nice lips, nice teeths, nice tongue, nice ears, nice forehead, nice cheeks, nice chin, nice neck, nice wajeeha, nice everything, and cutest girl in our class, pretty smart in maths but not smarter than me, you're a nerd.........NOT. You get annoyed really quick. And you're gorgeous. #beinghumzakhan.
Ummmmmm........ofc CURRY coz I'm Indian.
Hot, good a$$, nice b**bs, mint personality and cute. JOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEEESSSSS. She should be really nice, have patience, cares about herself and loves herself so I wouldn't have to love her much jokes ;). But the most important thing I find in a girl is that she shouldn't swear and shouldn't be racist to others.
BHK= BeingHumzaKhan. #beinghumzakhan.
7- that blonde chick don't know her name. 8- Tara (sorry Harman) jokes there are so many actually. 9- Rihanna and that other chick with blonde hair.
This is so random but. Harman, Adrian and Dejan
Ikr.
Always nice - Kayla, Hena, Razan, Pua, Madhu, Farida, Jasmine, Jazz, Mary, Zainab, Vivian, Maria, Gloria, Keren, Shanita, Kristina and Fertun. I don't know if there are more. Can't remember. . . . . . . . . . . . . Nice at times - Aleecha, Wajeeha, Maryam, Monica and some other girls who act cool.
#beinghumzakhan
It's a new hashtag that launched today.
Yeah buddy #beinghumzakhan.
Baby baby baby oooooooooooo.
2 years ago.... Yeah 2 years ago.
Nice, funny and a really nice girl.
This Afghan school.
Rolls Royce Wraith 2014.
Nice, cute and pretty funny. We don't talk much, so we should and you're beautiful.
Ahahah 360°.
Don't worrayyyyyyyyyy ghee, you don't need to know.
Humza.