Qoohme

What was your dream yesterday?

i dreamt that i was working on a lil underground cavern connected to my room so that i could get some dang peace and quiet except i reached a certain point and i discovered that there was already a tunnel closeby and i followed it and there was a dude in there and i was like bruh wtf and he said he'd been living there for ages and said that minion was cute so we became friends but then i had to tell him that the house was gonna get demolished and the foundation was gonna be altered so he would need to skedaddle and he was like oh **** totes could've died thanks man and then he left and then as logically happens in a dream it was suddenly the day of moving into the new house and i had just finished unpacking most of the boxes so i looked out my window and i saw him standing outside with a shovel waving at me and i was like "not again gerald" and then i woke up

What do you spend your money on the most ?

probably just random things that remind me of people like whenever i see hello kitty things i buy them for leona and whenever i see a friendzoney brony fedora i wish i had more money so i could buy it for chloe

How are you doing it? Is it all just FB messaging?

this is in relation to the 'keeping in touch with friends who've moved' thing, right? fb messenger is great, but skype is most definitely my fav. way of keeping in touch. i'm also writing them letters (thanks for reminding me tbh i need to go post them oops) but rather than a main form of communication that's sorta just for the novelty and tangibility (if that's not a word my bad) - also to send them ****ty drawings of melb/straya happenings! i really don't like talking to people i am close with through text-based means, a lot of how i communicate is by facial expressions or derisive snickers or w/e ya kno?? SORRY I RAMBLED but tl:dr, skype is a++ would recommend and if there's an 11 hour time difference u guys can eat breakfast/dinner together on there #cute

I dont know you but once I was crying in the toilets at school and you asked if I was okay and talked to me from outside for 40 minutes without even knowing who I was and I just wanted to say thank you because you made me feel much better about the world

I remember you... or at least your voice. You're very welcome - any time. Actually, you left a positive impression on me as well - you were so lovely despite how you were feeling which I thought was amazing, and I'm so glad that I could help you even a little bit. Is everything we spoke about alright now? Thank you so much for sending this :)

Are you keeping in touch with your friends that have moved?

Yes! I am really bad at keeping in contact so it's difficult but I'm happy to say that so far I am :D

are you in a relationship? if not, are you interested/looking for one?

nope! i feel pretty chill about it, wouldn't say i'm actively looking but by the same token i wouldn't say i'm opposed to it :)

Seen anyone cute at uni? ;)

Nah just me

Are you excited for Kendrick's new album? If so, what are you expecting?

I am very sorry but I do not know who Kendrick is and thus am not expecting anything, neither excited for their new album. Will Google later :)

What course are you doing?

Who knows anymore tbh, ask again in a year and I'll tell you what I ended up sticking with :D

Who would win, 10,000 US Marines or a stick?

me. 1v1 me i'll be waiting in the wildy

Which Uni do you go to?

RMIT

What is your nickname ?

meme loving ****

:O! If you like Bob's Burgers, I reckon u'll really like Rick and Morty. It is written by the director of Community, Dan Harmon, and its more... Matured humour. Has satirical elements commenting on the politically correct. Theres only 1 season with 11 episodes

oooh, thank-you for the recommendation dude! i googled it and it looks interesting - i'll be sure to check it out soon :D

Who would win, the sun or 10,000 US marines?

the sun 100%

If you could have any celebrity's feet, whose would you take?

like.. to swap? or just to have their feet for the ****s and gigs? would it hurt them? would they just permanently lose their feet or do they get some sort of identical replacement? need to kno the terms and conditions before i respond

Fkn Parks and Rec is actually amazing! Are you up-to-date? Chris Pratt is mint and Offerman does a baller job with his character, like OMG....

no i'm sorry I'm not!! i am taking my sweet time bc of the impending final episode - I wanna put off the end of it for as long as I can bc its so good omg :') he is actually amazing as ron like imagine seeing those lines in front of u as an actor you'd just be like ??????????????????????????????????????

hello mr swag swag i have ur shipment of swag haha jk u have too much its over the legal limit swag swag jessziax

thx

What's your most favourite movie?

Yet to be discovered I think :) Thus far, probably either one of the sailor moon ones PLS NO JUDGEMENT or the shining

I really like your eyes

aaa thank you! :)

What TV Shows are you currently watching and what would you recommend?

Not that big on consistently keeping up with shows, I'm really only watching Bob's Burgers and Parks & Rec sorry :( I love both of them tho they are A++

Anon saw Mac DeMarco, FKA Twigs, Jon Hopkins, Flying Lotus, Pond, Rustie, Andy Bull and Raury. good music all round tbh and worth the trauma trying to secure a ticket...

Naiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. HAHA aw man yeah I heard getting tickets were a pain, kudos for persevering

listen to humbug by am, it is the literal embodiment of the sunglasses emoji I think you'll like it

i hope you are a renowned music critic bc i did and i've never heard music described so astutely thanks man :')

Yeah, but have you ever seen Kanye West in the same room as yourself?!

**** u got me there

What is your opinion on Kanye West both as a person and his music?

reminds me of jess ziada and i've never seen them in the same room..... i'm just sayin.. like objectively.........

anon did go laneway and anon found laneway incredible!
anon did not see Banks

aww :( but the lack of banks aside, who did you see? :D

why are you always defending leona?

???????? because she's a fantastic person?? what on earth do you mean? why would i not defend someone that i /know/ is a genuinely good person?

What's your favourite Arctic Monkeys album?

favourite worst nightmare but i really do like am as well so not sure (disclaimer: i'm not a HUGE a.m fan i havent listened to all their music)

:O! Did you go to Laneway? Banks was there!!

No, I had plans unfortunately :( did you, anon?!

yeah, but should I get one?

I don't know who you are so idk man? If you can take hate in stride then why not?

Lol wouldnt post anon if i didn't wanna stay anon.

fair enough :)

What kind of music do you listen to?

i really don't know how to describe my taste but a couple of artists i like are banks, haim, two door cinema club, muse, guns n roses, passion pit, the xx, bruno mars, arctic monkeys, san cisco, the glitch mob, i have no idea how to categorise it i'm v sorry

What's our most favourite thing about qooh.me and should I get one?

the jokes / puns that are sent to me :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCwt6k-Nx4

incredible truly incredible

yeah pitbull is pretty hot f*** him

This message horrified me

You have really nice hair and beautiful skin

:O thank you

is rhyming kodak with kodak a sign of proper rap

**** PITBULL

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUUB WUUUUUAAAAAAAH WAHWAH WUB WUB WUB WUB WUUB WUUUUAAAAAHHH

Same

I can't stop saying "I can't stop saying"

*i can't stop - flux pavillion plays gently in bg*

When was the last time you cried and why ?

I laughed so hard I teared up when Shaina tagged me in the "you have welcomed slime into your heart" post a while ago (I think it was like a month or two ago) does that count

*Have you ever asked your b*tch for other b*tches?

i'm afraid i haven't :c

Have you ever asked your ***** for other *****es?

wat

Have you actually lolled at any of these though, or do you just think they're funny and sorta smirk?

I laughed pretty loudly at the no man's land, medium fries and atheist ones (leona can confirm for the first one) :D

I am a God, but I have crippling self confidence issues. Does that make me an atheist?

omg thank you for bringing these into my life you're wonderful <3

I made myself a sandwich. Now I forget how to return to my human form. Help?

the surgery was a success

All I can say is "All I can say is"

oh my god

I am Noone. Please stop sending me your trust, you mean to trust No-one or No One. They live in apartment 302.

fk

My friend and I started a prank war a few months ago, and the winner would get to implant one false memory in the loser. Today he said there was never a prank war, and the memory must have been implanted. Did... did he win?

too meta for me

I put my car in nuetral, and now it keeps saying things like the Holocaust was "understandable, from certain frames of reference."

OH DEAR

I tried carbon dying, but the matches were too old for me. Please help

ur the match for me

I installed an antivirus software and now my computer has autism

-

I accidentally gave adderall to my Ford Fiesta and now it's a Ford Focus

omfg

I was told love conquered all, so I made an army of it. Unfortunately, it was blind, so it conquered me.

I accidentally bought 71 boxes of girl scout cook eyes

I(accide(dele(on(o(m(dimen(no(I(stu(i(th(loop)is)n)ck)m)w)sions)y)f)e)ted)ntally)

this is actually very clever formatting ngl

So much uni....

its like its in unison

Ya that's wat I mean:p I feel u think I do, but like no I don't and I kinda wish u knew dat

I wish I knew who you were so I could talk to you about this! But for now, thank-you for telling me, I really appreciate it :)

My brother just changed every sin in the universe to a cos. Is this just a phase?

FK

I ordered medium fries, now they won't stop talking to the dead.

you are actually amazing

You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (soulja boy tell em)

I accepted Jesus as my savior, but he keeps using 'Save As...' and now there are more than 87 of me.

doesn't he know he's not supposed to be using an apple

My local diner started serving "bottomless milkshakes". As a result, an infinite number of boys have been brought to my yard.

try electrical fencing??? good luck bruh

What family members? Im not the person you think i am

my sister, a couple of cousins and i'm pretty sure a few family friends! who are you then :s

I am a Demi-God but I wasn't satisfied with it. I told my God I wanted to be more. Now I'm Demi Moore. What do?

oh my god you are deminitely my fave anon

I dont like the way you dont respond to everything

listen bud family members can see this if you are who i think you are please send less intense messages

What are you looking forward to in this year?

No idea but I'm excited :) wbu anon?

Do you feel like a few people dislike you? Well from one of them I don't.

Definitely. There are people out there who dislike Beyonce which is proof that literally nothing can be universally liked :p Not 100% sure what you mean - as in from someone who I'd likely feel dislikes me, you don't? If that's right, thanks heheh

I am No Man, please stop leaving me behind. And stop asking about my realtor, I don't want to sell my land...

OH MY GOD THESE ARE ACTUALLY AMAZING ur my fav

I am the number 32. I have been around for many years and still can't get a date :(

these are ace omg

I'm running pretty low on vowels. All I have are a few "U's" left and I dun't thunk U'm gunnu muku ut tu thu und uf thus suntuncu.

quuck gu buy sum mur

your hair looks great

AAAAAA thank you :D

I cancelled my subscription to Time, now it's always Thursday

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Should've unsubscribed on a Saturday :'(

In what ways?

Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion, so it is by no means an objective account! Just in everyday interactions at school: eg. Person A might be hurt by something Person B said, but instead of informing Person B or talking it out, Person A will, in extreme cases, just completely ignore Person B and end their friendship without ever telling them why or what they did or, more commonly, Person A will never tell Person B that it bothers them (and so Person B will probably continue, unaware) but Person A will complain about Person B to other people, or will become increasingly bitter toward Person B. SORRY was that too many switches between A and B? What I'm trying to get at is that generally, I feel as if passive aggressive people are less open to frank discussion of relational issues and tend to sweep things under the rug or cut off connections without giving people a chance or even informing them of what they did wrong, which seems unhealthy and counterproductive to friendship. Of course, this is just my opinion and I am by no means an authority on literally anything (except maybe memes) - people who aren't passive aggressive have plenty of negative qualities too, and I know that my views are likely biased in ways I'm not even aware of, so take this with a grain of salt :)

What was your least favourite thing about Mac.Rob?

Probably that almost everyone was incredibly passive aggressive. This is just my personal view, though - many people I spoke to about it quite liked the fact that the majority of the school was like that :)

do you work?

NO I DON'T PLS HIRE ME :'(

http://www.baconwrappedmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Funny-Cats-Dogs-1.jpg shiwawaladan

OMG hahahah

masha shiwawaladan

shiwa

what do u want to become in the future?

apollo justice

What was your last dream about ?

dragons

Would you use a knife as a di*do for $100,000?

nah but just in case u pose this question often remember to specify if u mean the blade end or the handle bc otherwise its an easy loophole

Will you ever give you up?

I hope not

Favourite rap album

dirty gold by angel haze yeye

Would you ever get a tattoo?

yeah although i dont think id ever get a name or quote - i prefer symbols

IS YOUR RINGTONE THE STEEL SAMURAI THEME?

yeye! although its the ringtone version of it :)

Your Dream Job?

Not sure, something to do with animals though! :)

same

I now can see why you think that but I didn't mean it in that way. ****.

SORRY I AM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT DESTROYING THOSE GUYS i am glad to know you are not one of them