iLana Hattingh
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Mœr mooi.
Moer oulik ❤
Dankie x
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What does atm stand for?
At the moment.
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Do you like Youtube ads?
I LOVE THEM ??
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Mayo mayo mayo mayo
Oh hell no.
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You are a make-up artist?!?!?!?!??!?!
Meh ?
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Linker brein of regter brein?
Ek is letterlik in die middel maar, strek meer regter kant toe.
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Can you speak Spanish?
Me gustaría un café helado por favor.
Si puedo solo te pedí café.
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Have you drove in a sports car before?
Yes, I have ?
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Fave part about make up?
GLOW GLOW GLOW all the way ?
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Are you rich?
Everyone is rich with God in their hearts ❤
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Dylan?!
O'brien. Bring him to me.
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What is the purpose of contouring?
Lifts your cheeckbones for a more structured looking face ❤
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What satisfies you???
Tbh, When my eyebrows look the same ??
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What does OTP mean?
Whaaaaaat!? You don't know? #fakefan (one true pair)
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
I am from South Africa with some British blood. I would like to visit Ice-land, Norway, Dubai, America again ? i lowkey just want to travel the world.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
"Blunt" ?
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Here's a scenario. You and a rapist are on a tall platform over a bottomless pit. You knock them off but they grab the edge and hold on. You stand above them, looking down at them hanging off the edge for dear life.
In detail, what do you do? No weapons
Mmmm, if I help him up he'd probs pull me down. Soo I'll put a fake hand in my sleeve. When he let's me pull him up I'd use my ninja moves (lol) tie him down and call the police and he lives but still pays for what he did. If he pulls the fake hand and he falls then he didn't pass the trust test and he dies. Then I'd just throw a fridge down there for the sake of it and when he opens it for a snack there would be a big A$$ card that says "sike btch"
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Jy iritteer di leewende kak yt myh yt
Lol K ?
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What do you do a lot???
Procrastinate ?
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You vibing with someone?
My fridge yah ??
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Are you going to Ultra South Africa or Blue man group?
Both?
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my materrr ❤❤ ilysm
jy gaan gemis word my strawberry picking maaitjie ???
x C
Aww my materrrrr ?
Ek is so lief vir jou en ek sal vir jou kom kuier ek belowe ❤
Ek sweer my pa en jou pa is besties ? koffie elke dag?!?!?
Ek kla nie ek kry al die insides ?
Gaan jou mis strawberry friend ?
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Name three things that makes you sad.
1. When people underestimate God's power?
2. Sad people ?
3. When the pizza place doesn't have the toppings I want ?
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Name six things that makes you happy.
1. My trust in God❤
2. When my glo is om point ?
3. When you get 11 chicken nuggets when you ordered 10 ?
4. Sushi, pizza, nuggets basically food overall ☝
5. Family and friends?
6. Spending time with people you care about ?
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Dream car ?
Car(s)
I want a garage full of em' with the keys in order next to each other and parked from newest to oldest versions.
My cars will include Mclaren, Gtr, Lamborgini, (Ferrari maybe), Maserati, Audi, maybe some Porsches?
Ofcourse each car in the best model in the line.
But a girl can dream ?❤
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
When the guy can't start a convo and you do all the talking because he just sits there and looks constipated.
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Lucas cheat op jou!?!??!!?
Ons is nie saam nie?
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Wat is jou en Dylan se inside joke oor? Julle noem mekaar die heeltyd badie, like julle mekaar?!?!?
Broh chill.
Nee ons is goeie vriende en dis n inside joke, nou hkm sal ek jou se??
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Location?
Reason?
Name?
All great questions
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Happy New Years motherfckr ?
I Don't fck mothers but thanks.
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Bleh + Meh = Mblehhh
Ek weet wie jy is ?
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Luke I am your father
Father, I am not Luke.
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What is something that actually offends you?
People saying that nobody is perfect. We were created by God, therefore everyone is perfect no matter what.
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
R0 lol
Joking idk actually
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Saw you in the gym like just now
Should have said hi ?
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Are you and lucas something?
Yeah, something you and him aren't ❤ :)
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Hey jy ❤️ Eks lief vir jou ❤️
Jyy ? lief jou ook ❤
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Guys leave her alone she is a cool girl
Thank you kind person x
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Why do you spell your name with a small letter? (iLana)
It's on ny birth certificate and various reasons.
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You have nothing
That's what she said
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I heard you're house is huge
Thanks?
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I'll nut you ?
Ew. I'll give you a nutcracker for Christmas
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My maiinnn chickkk. ?? Ek is lifies vir jou!! Jy is goalz af en ek wens ek kon soos jy wees. ???????❤️❤️❤️ noll.aa
My brohh, nah fam jys die goals hierso ?✋
Ek liefies jou ook nunu, bly soos jy is, daar is nie sulke cool mense op aarde nie ❤??
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What are you sick and tired of?
Not having a daily supply of pizza ?
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Youtube launching ?
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What did you have for breakfast?
Lol, I lowkey had ice ream for Brunch.
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
That my dad is the owner of recess, like bruh? ?
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Guys that say "awe",, like f off.
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Who would you take a bullet for?
My cat ?
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Dit reën
Doen dit nou? Wel soek n reënboog ?
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How did you meet your best friend ?
Wel, when we were driving on a bus to camp. One sat in front of me, two behind me and one next to me. How lucky can I get?
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What was the best decision of your life?
To move on.
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Het jy al 'n spark gehad met enige iemand? As ja, hoe was dit en hoe het jy geweet dat dit 'n actual spark was en nie net jou brein wat met jou speel nie?
Ek het al ja, die ding is dit voel net anders. Elke keer as jy naby hom is dan is dit of jy letterlik net warm begin kry. As jy perongeluk aand hom raak dan kry jy so weird rilling, as jy vir hom kyk is dit asof jy net nie kan weg kyk nie. Hy maak jou konstant lag, jy voel nooit alleen nie. As mens n spark het met iemand, gaan dit nie weg nie. As die gevoel soos butterflies net weg gaan na n ruk, was daar nooit n spark nie.
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What will your child's name be ?
Uhmm a mixture of me and my husband's name one day ??
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Guesss who i am ...
Im somebody very very close to you ... I see you every day... I once followed u home ... I know all your friends ... I know u are a very good singer and that u are in Gr8 and in HS Zwartkop ( if thats the spelling ? )
Mom?
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Favourite movie phrase?
"Oh so you one of dem deaf hoes."
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Whem cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?
Does your cheese speak?
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Why does round pizzas come in square boxes?
It's all about math.
Pizza box = Square
Pizza = Round
Pizza slice = Triangle
Money = Rectangle
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Just keep swimming ?
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Why are all your comebacks so cold ? not complaining they're cool
When people say or ask pointless things, I am obligated to give a sarcastic answer.
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Can I fck you?
Lol. The only time you will get laid is when you crawl up a chickens A$$ and wait.
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U really made a mistake messing with me
If you really want to know about mistakes, ask your parents.
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Ilana i heard your amazing at comebacks... I need a comeback for this prick of a guy
Say: Your family tree must be a cactus, it's full of pricks
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What word starts with an 'f' and ends with 'uck' ??
Firetruck?
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Why is there an experation date on sour cream?
Sour cream has an expiration date because it subject to spoiling. To make it, cream is soured through the use of particular Lactic acid bacteria which attack the lactose in the cream. There are other bacteria which attack fats and proteins in cream. These produce bad flavors and odors and can spoil the soured cream.
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What is the opposite of opposite?
Identical.
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Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby I'm lost at see.
My eyes are green most of the time.
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See you later alligator.
In a while crocodile.
See you soon Baboon ?
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Well, my sister at 3 am in the morning lecturing me in chinese while she is asleep.
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iLana llama
Any idea who I am "B"
Heather Beaver ?
Lief jou 'mate' ??
Aussie fam lol
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Ahhhhh ?????
Who peed in your fruit loops? ?
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Fxckn stay away from Lucas
Omf, i'm so scared.
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How do you know Lucas??? He's mine btw
Hella great friend of mine ? he's not an object, you don't own him.?
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Hoeveel honde het jy ?
Buiten vir my snapchat inbox? het ek twee?
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What's it like to be you?
Meh. ?
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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
I wouldn't want to be. Yeh society is crap, our world economy is terrible. But we choose to see the beauty in small things anmd those were created by God. Even if I was offered to be Him for a day, I would change absolutely nothing. Everything happens for a reason, good or bad. In the end only our souls go to Heaven and everything else is forgotten. And there we will live happily ever after.
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Jys okay
Wel dit is wat my instagram naam sê??
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What was SA's for then?
Singing ?????? sorry if you misunderstood ❤
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You have already competed SA's??
How did it go?
Any medals?
Podium place?
Went great, thanks !❤
Tomorrow is the day they give results ??
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What level are you?
Level minus 100 , I don't do gymnastics ?
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Do you now the song Caroline?
Yes I do and it's "mighty Fine" get it? No? Okay.