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why did you cut your hair ?
because I don’t fcks w high fades anymore bro I’m sorry .. but they’re just vvv lame & childish. people won’t take you seriously .
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apparently you’re on steroids ?? Is this true ??
here we go again ...
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How much money do you need right now and why ?
i just need a pair of Jordan ones ??
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Flvcko?
ugliest girl in the world .
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going down your qooh me made my day. damn
^then again.. how old was I ? ?
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you're such a character
- ya dude , I was like 14 when I was replying to these things .. keep that in mind ?
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
NAH DUDE. TOO SOON
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Last song you listened to ?
Intro by rich and dex
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What common thing have you never done?
Idk buddy. Ask dexter
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What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?
idk dude ask Ronaldo.
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Well this' an awkward question .. Uhmm .. go-slos?
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Why you always sober
Cause I don't like substances.. I stick to what I know .. coldrink
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You guys chill with derrick now?
Yeah he's my boy , feel him . ?????
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The way I wanna pull you but I gave you bat ??
fck off then . You had your chance.. you lost it ..
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Is Tong your cousin ?
.. do you think he's my cousin ?
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Beefing with anyone ?
no beef bro .. happy chap.
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Did you pull anyone ?
Idk ? Did I?
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How was Yung gas yesterday ?
Well I'm replying late but it was okay vro. I destroyed as usual.
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Why aren't you using your qooh me anymore ?
I forgot my password eish ? but I remembered it's my Gardners birthday.
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When do you know you're in love?
What's love ?
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Do you know njabby bruh
nah I dont
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did you smash any hoe at the Parktown social?
????
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Who are you currently ignoring and why?
This one guy. Hate him
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I want you ****.
Eh dude I can't cav.
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You are cute babe
I know. Been told by many .but thanks buddy. ??
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
-
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Small t***ies?
Small waist?
Are you telling me or asking me
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What is on your mind?
IT ain't gucci though
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You are very harsh ...
Kanjani brodah ?
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Parktown social?
Im exclusive .. so we never know ?
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why do you call girls dude
long story
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can we please meet one day babe
awe lit . come for my choppa ?
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i am in love with your face tbh
and so was the previous girl before you
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thoughts on Phumiilerato ?
we talk . She's okay ..
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hello my baby
h e l l o. lemme see some toes please.
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Why are you happy today?
Because head face t***ies toes
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Let me blow your up your qooh me
Eh manje dude relax your keypad
Won't run away
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BANNDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
(Guess who ) ?
Uhm mmmmmmmmmmmm ok
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Indaba you still owe me a mc flurry ??
(Clue)
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Tjowe think I made a spelling error in the previous qooh ?????
Manje what must I do?
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Mapaila is not your boy?
Oh wow
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Name your boys
Gimmick.
Kho.
Tong.
Done.
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What is a waste of money to you?
Spending it on a woman.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Die Bra.
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What is your New Year's resolution?
Your mother.
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Why don't you post on instagram
Just
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Your qooh me is getting dry ??
Your moms gaat is dry
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How are you feeling right now?
uh
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Crush ?
nomzamo mbatha. ngizom snacka.
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Why do little boys like you think you're the sht
Cause I'm the plug.
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When is your birthday?
It past eh didn't even wish me hbd nyamaw ??
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Why are you so mean to me?
Because your ma se poes
Ma se gaat
Pa se gaat
Gogwakho se gaat
Your Gardner se gaat
Even your dog se gaat njandin
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who broke your virginity?
Khanyi Mbau ?
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ugliest girl you know?
Probably this one girl named mpho. fck she's ugly.
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did kelsey s*ck your ****?
why would she do that?
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did you fck kelsey?
dude don't ask me stupid sht.
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what do you hate?
Girls who give themselves steam
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Girls who wear earrings
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R books just a remix to a dictionery
No your mother is a remix of my left testicle
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Buy myself a 325is
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Bandileeeeeeee.
I loveeeeee u bruh
Sho skeem
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Do you reply to dms?
Yeah but you must be moving other wise I just joota you so you can think ughuti want you
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Do u think toast was named after a toaster or a toaster was named after toast
Idk burrie
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Shayaring draat
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Do u think that u are a fck boy
No
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Will you give me dck? Snowyflake
Off , just off
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Bandi Fvcking Dile ? Gigi_Merafe
YoursTruly .x
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He's right
Who're doesnt exist fam
stick to who are
My auto text doesn't fight my "Who're" so ill stick to it
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This page is the best actually?
Keep it son??? mabatho.x
Thank you , thank you , I try , somma send me a message on whatsapp , they stole my phone
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"who're you talking about"
Yoh bruh your english is sht
Wat the hell is WHO'RE
Its a contraction stupid fck , you come to my page so you can tune me sht ? Hai , still fck your btch anyday
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"who're you talking about"
Yoh bruh your english is sht
Wat the hell is WHO'RE
Its a contraction stupid fck , you come to my page so you can tune me sht ? Hai , still tap your btch anyday
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Haii haii lose your virginity at the age of 14
This advice you lit .
*drops mic*
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Whats up with you being close with your friends ex nigga ?
Eh who ? And your sentence structure makes no sense but ill forgive you // who're you talking about
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I swear i'm gonna be your first girl friend. Just watch
Okay dude all eyes on you ke
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y umhle so??
Ngoba ngidla aboGirl
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Someone's tryna copy your IG username. S/he is @bandileeee with 4 Es and wena u r @bandileeeeeeee with 8 Es
Uh ? Lemme go scope , niggas copying my steez
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hai wena uyahlanya how can you tell these girls its okay to lose your virginity at 14 and sht like warafck
There's nothing wrong hauw , 14 is the age to start
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Do u watch p*rn
I don't have data to play with
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Would u b ok with your daughter dating or chowing a guy like u wen she is your age
No I will not have a daughter in the first place , if I have a son he will be just like me
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Do u still use your instagram
Yeah I do why
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Bruhhhhh. We go to the same church.?
Who would hve thought
Which one did u go to
(Pastor Chris is the one)
???
I'm the only south african there ... So meaning .. You just got prank'd , you a kwang !!!!!!!!
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aaaannnnnnnndddddddd ...
please can we squash this "lithembe" thing tuu ? Gigi_Merafe
Nope we won't , my boy chowed you don't deny
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you actually give the worst advice to girls , lol Gigi_Merafe
You crazy , my advice is the one
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Cause I wanna bawl like LeBron
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Do u go to church
If u do is it bcoz u r willing or u r forced to?
Nah last time I went to church was like 10 years ago - Christ Embassy , the place to be , shout out to Pastor Chris Oyakilomhe
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If only u were gay
Coz like ive got this hugeee crush on u bt im gay
N u not?
Hai I don't do senzo and Jason bro hudea
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So u've never had a girlfriend
EVER
Yeah as in never ever - I don't date its weird
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Wen was the last time u had $ex
Last week