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ibuki

eat my fckin A$$

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i wish i was your BFF you are so cool I want to go to the mall and get frappucinos with you

im dumb as sht so i cant tell if this is sarcasm or not jdjdks but aaa thank u if it isnt

ibuki replied 2425 days ago

i really wanna be your friend bc i know ur kin w ibuki + im mikan and weve only talked like once but you seem nice,,, + do you have a full kinlist or byf?? :0

incredibad.co.vu is my byf! it not done tho ? Also who dis OwO

ibuki replied 2433 days ago

What do you wish had never happened to you?

be born

ibuki replied 2438 days ago

youre so fcking annoying i wish youd just unfollow me

ya i agree

ibuki replied 2445 days ago

I haven't known you for long but you seem like a really nice funny wonderful person !!! :D

aaa thank u angel i hope we become good friends

ibuki replied 2461 days ago

Stuff
Also ily Nova I hope you feel better

thank u ?

ibuki replied 2461 days ago

What needs to stop ?

me

ibuki replied 2470 days ago

I think ur rlly cool but i have a weird feeling that u hate me jxhskaa

aaa thank u + i probably don't ?

ibuki replied 2471 days ago

Favorite movie?

ferris bueller, evil dead (2013), th to do list n uhhhh th emoji movie

ibuki replied 2471 days ago

Are you fcking retarded

uhhh maybe a lil bit ??

ibuki replied 2498 days ago

i love u eat me kurashiki

ok come over ?✊️?

ibuki replied 2502 days ago

nothing ??❌❌ is better than sitting down ?? on your couch ?? and s*ckling and slurping ??? on some BIG ? FAT GREASY TOES ???? send this ?? to your FAVORITE ?? FEET LOVERS ???

who did this ????

ibuki replied 2505 days ago 1

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? giegue

What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb sht

I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw

Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of sht
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
And a smirk like you're hiding a dck
What the fck is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic btch
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly

I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's A$$
But even that wasn't as bad as

Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And DaVinci must have s*cked an art historian's dck
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings

Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the fck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl

I'm an American man, this is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
The Mona Lisa s*cks, la da da da da

ibuki replied 2505 days ago 1 1

On a scale of 1-10 how much are you? giegue

probably a 8 today

ibuki replied 2505 days ago 1

u like mint ice cream ?

YA BICH I LOVE IT

ibuki replied 2505 days ago
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