Eva Chiem
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Who knows you better than your parents?
Taylor, I reckon. Or Mandy.
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if i broke up with u because of long distance, what would u do?
"Ok, lol." Nah, I don't know, haha.
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What happens when we die?
After the heart stops, the body begins to go cold and begins to stiffen in 2-6 hours. After a few days, bacteria and enzymes start to break down the host, which causes the body to discolor (from green, to purple, to black). The body bloats. Eyes pop out of the sockets and the tongue swells up. After a week, the skin blisters. After a month, the hair and nails and teeth fall out. The internal organs and tissue become liquefied, causing the body to swell up and then eventually bursts open and leaves a skeleton. That's what happens after death. And then, like, you proceed onto the afterlife or some crap. Depends on what you believe.
Someone you're worried about and why? Include names.
Basically everyone, because all I do is worry.
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James pathe or Brandon Blayney? No choice in the matter and must choose one ;)
I don't see either of them that way, so. No, I don't.
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You should really stop *****ing about your friends behind their back. They might just find out one day.
Sure.
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its like a sword, this could mean 2 things...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they're both equally as gross
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I'm not actually being mean about this I love you eva but when we go back to school can you lower your skirt length. It makes everyone feel awkward especially when you bend over
Inbox on facebook? Xx
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Type of person you would like to marry?
Someone that I can actually see myself spending the rest of my life with.
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fill in the blank - You are a closet _______ fan.
I'm a closet fan of anything that is mainstream and catchy.
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Stop attention seeking, seriously.
Oh look, there's that **** I almost gave! Look how pretty it is, floating away from your ****ty comment.
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What do you think is the best feeling in the world?
Belting out the chorus of your favorite song when you're home alone. Using the toilet after holding it in for centuries. Taking off the bloody maccas cap after a solid five hour shift of fries.
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Which ever **** is saying all this **** on her qme, kill yourself and inbox me on facebook, ***** or?? trumanyeah
You're my fav, ily <3
Just trying to help you out so you don't look like a wannabe *****. But well you are so have fun with that skank.
That's a bit cute.
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You are actually very hated by your 'friends'. 2 people actually. this is because your a backstabbing ***** who *****es about your 'friends' behind their backs. So yeah. and also if you could pull down your skirt please, seeing as it's UP TO YOUR ****ING NECK!
Good for those two people, really, but I'm still gonna keep my skirt at the same length, so. You haven't really achieved anything. Solid effort though, 10/10.
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Is there something about each of your friends that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked?
Of course. Heaps of things.
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I said please twice actually. And well ****ing my self won't get me anywhere. It doesn't make you look attractive at all. If anything it's kinda gross...
Aw, you said it two times! I'll pull down my skirt and save some kittens and sacrifice some virgin, because I'd do anything for someone who said "please" twice. Put basically, the answer is no.
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What are the funniest or most embarrassing stories your family tells about you?
Yeah, no.
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Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did that person teach you?
My sister. She's taught me a lot of lessons, haha. I've always looked up to her, I suppose.
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Who has been the most important person in your life? Can you tell me about him or her?
My family is really important to me, for obvious reasons. And my friends also. They're all really great people idk man.
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award for best blog posts goes to...
Probably Coreena, her blog is perfect.
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the award for best tumblr url goes to...
Too many good URLs, omg.
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Please pull your skirt down. It's not attractive at all. And this is coming from a guy not a girl just please pull it down 15 cm
I would, because you said please. But I'm not going to, because go **** yourself.
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what's the best inside joke you have. like, you're favourite, or the one that means the most to you?
Idk, it might be, "Holla amigos! Did you just say hold me close?" or "Are you African? Because African love you," or it might just be the whole, high five/fist pound moment. You'll get it if you're Taylor, alright.
favourite lana del ray songs?
Born To Die, Young And Beautiful, National Anthem, Summertime Sadness.
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favourite marina and the diamonds songs?
Primadonna Girl, How To Be A Heartbreaker.
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facebook or twitter? why?
Twitter because more humor and (slightly) less idiots.
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favourite ed sheeran songs?
Cold Coffee, Kiss Me, Give Me Love, Gold Rush, She, You Need Me I Don't Need You, Little Bird.
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If you knew you could not fail ,what would you do?
Murder someone and get away with it. Probably try my luck at gambling, because that seems like it takes a lot less effort than robbing a bank. Ask out a boy I like. Idk tho, there's heaps of shi* I'd try.
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Whos your fave cousin bruv? trumanyeah
Obvs not that fgt Truman
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What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
Idk, you could probably have all my earnings and you could sell my clothes and jewelry. I'm keeping the books. They're coming to the coffin with me.
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Do blind people have dreams?
If the person wasn't born blind, I'm assuming they dream using things they used to see. If they were born blind, they'd have dreams of sounds and feelings and scents. I think they'd dream at night the way they live during the day.
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who do u want to f*** right now cnt be celebrity
I'm too lazy for intercourse rn ok
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your face makes me sad, its so nice and perf and why
No ur face is nice
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How many movies do you like to watch thing
I like watching a lot of movies, hahaha.
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What makes your mom awesome?
She made me, lol. She also makes rly good potato salad and pays the internet bill. God bless that woman.
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Do you believe suicide is the answer?
No. There are always better ways to come out of what you're facing, ways that will end up with you happy and proud of yourself and very much alive. Do not ever believe that it is the only option you have, that it is the only way out. Suicide is never the answer.
Thanks for the advice xx
No worries hun, hope everything turns out okay for you xx
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I seem like that happy person you see everyday with that bubbly personality.. But underneath that personality that everyone loves is a broken person. I find it really hard to tell people how I feel too, and it pains me to be like that.
I know it's difficult to express how you feel, but I think you should talk to someone. It doesn't have to be anyone professional or anything, you could just sit your best friend down one day and try your best to explain how you're feeling. It'll help, I promise. Your friends are always there for you and they love you, and will do their best to put all your beautiful pieces back together. I mean you might feel like it's hard but. You're telling me how you feel right now and I'm understanding you perfectly well, so you're doing good on the whole, telling people how you feel thing. Don't bottle it up anymore, hun. Xx
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Just trying to be happy all the time takes alot out of me. I hardly show my emotions. All I show is my happiness nothing else. I've never showed up at school sad or down ive always had my brave face on.. What for? Not like anyone's going to notice.
You don't have to be happy all the time, love. If you don't show people how you're feeling, they'll never know and it'll be even worse if you keep bottling it up. Show your emotions. It's okay to not be happy all the time. It's okay to not be okay and have emotions, because you're human. You feel things, and you shouldn't have to hide it away. Tell your friends how you really feel. Take your brave face off for one day, and you'll be surprised at how many people notice. They care, even if it doesn't feel like anyone does. I'm proud of you for being so strong, though. Let people know what you've told me tonight. It'll be okay. Xxx
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I'm feeling really sad. I don't know why but I am. I feel like I can't tell anyone, not even my bestfriend for some reason. So I'd thought I tell you.
Do you want to talk about it, lovely? I'm happy to listen and you might feel better if you get it off your chest, it usually works for me. Or you could try to distract yourself from the feeling, read or write or go out or just even watch your favorite show. Think positive, keep your head up. Hope you feel better soon darling xxx
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Boy you want to date from school? Can't be an ex either
Idk actually. The guy I'd say doesn't even go to my school, ahaha.
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Talk about your first kiss.
My first kiss wasn't great, okay. Not anything novel-worthy or worth retelling, ahaha. To be honest I don't even remember the first time I kissed a boy on the lips.
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Most embarrassing moment?
My most embarrassing moment is just. Christ, just thinking about it makes me want to gouge my own eyes out. So I'm just gonna. Not say it. My sincerest apologies.
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Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
I've had crushes on a few of my friends, haha.
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5 hottest guys and 5 hottest girls in years ten?
You're all very lovely looking. God bless all of your genes.
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aND UR LEGS WHAT THE f*** WOMEN HOW
Oh stop it u
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your face is so great, how
No, your face is great?!
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Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
Um, yeah I think so. Sry you guys had to see that.
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Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Yes sir.
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Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No tbh omg I'm actually the worst at it.
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Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
I don't know, actually. I mean I was a shi* ton happier and I knew what I was doing with my life then, but I'm still so boy-oriented and I'm still a douchebag, so. Idk. Kind of.
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Were you single over the last summer?
No sir I was nottttt.
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Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yeah, and then they were the one to leave.
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Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
I think so? I'm pretty sure I was, or I just got out of one.
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Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Most likely not.
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Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
Of course it's possible. I took a guy out of it after putting him there two times, haha.
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Have you ever wanted someone you couldnt have?
Hey I Really Like You But You Like Other People: an autobiographical novel by Eva Chiem
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Do you want your tongue pierced?
Yesssssssss. Definitely.
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Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
It's f***ing adorable ofmsgdsl.
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Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
I don't know. Not everything, but pretty close tbh.
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Have you ever told someone you loved them?
Yes.
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When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday I think? I sound like a little Bit** omg.
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Do you care if people talk badly about you?
It gets to me sometimes but I'm working on the whole not-giving-a-shi* thing.
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Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? How about 'R'?
Don't think I've kissed anyone starting with those letters.
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Are you a social or an antisocial person?
More social than antisocial, I think. I hope.
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How often do you listen to music?
Every single day. I literally don't (cannot) go a day without music.
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Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Hopefully, omg.
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What's something you wish the world would understand about you?
I'm an ***hole. I'm rude and I'm selfish and I'm full of shi*. I'm an emotional rollercoaster. I say bad things and I hurt people's feelings. I'm terrible at making people feel better, because all I can offer you are words that you won't believe and hugs that you'll find annoying. I get shi*ty with people and I'll shut you out and I won't promise that I will not hurt you at least once, but I want all of my friends to know that I'm so god damn grateful for all of you. I'm thankful for you guys sticking around even when I'm at my lowest, for tolerating me all this time. I'm thankful for all of you staying, even when I'm like this. I want you to know I'm sorry if I've hurt you, sorry if I've said something that has offended you. I'm extremely crappy at showing my emotions, but I appreciate every single one of you. I love you guys, ok, thanks for everything. Xx
What's something you wish the world would understand about gay marriage?
It will not cause world wars!!!! It will not bring upon some plague that will wipe out half the population!!!! It will not threaten or harm you if two boys decide to be together!!!! Two people should be able to be in love regardless of gender!!!! THAT IS ALL.
What's something you wish the world would understand about your best friend?
She's talented and funny and nice and caring and she runs a great blog pls give her a chance before u judge and hate ok thanks aND SHE COOKS REAL WELL TOO. TAYLOR IS JUST A REALLY GOOD PERSON OK.
What's something you wish the world would understand about the royal baby?
HE CRIES AND POOPS EVERYWHERE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BABY IN THE WORLD CAN WE NOT GIVE HIM SO MUCH HYPE PLS.
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What's something you wish the world would understand about your school?
We're not as s***my as people think we're made out to be, ok.