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omfg dump sophie and **** me already, go for someone who's actually good-looking???
hahahaahhahaahahaha I think I'll pass on that one. Sophie is absolutely beautiful you butthole, don't be rude to her or I will severely abuse you verbally
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cute face lol
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thanks
be this gorilla
m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5HaLo95ufw
you have what it takes
thank you, I will keep this in mind
if you were a gorilla in a zoo. out of all the gorillas you would be the onky to throw your own poo at people that are looking at you. just like some video on youtube. you be that gorilla
I don't know what this means, but from the bottom of my heart I would like to thank you
You and sophie are so cute :)
we know xx
have you and sophie ****ed yet
we havent even held hands yet, we are taking it slow
Would you rather s*ck on a poo or drink a camel's spit?
s*ck a poo
Would you rather s*ck on a poo or drink a camel's spit?
s*ck a poo
that is the best answer for 'what do you do when you are angry'
I start throwing things
you are amazing
I know I'm amazing, thank you
What do you do when you angry?
re assert my position as the dominant male in the room and start throwing things
jake your on qooh again! why don't you answer your inboxes?
I do, no one sends me any haha
you and sophie are actually so cute though!!! i see the way you look at achother and its absolutely beautiful <3
thank you :))
Do you wear black socks?
sometimes
Have you seen Sophie naked?
no I have not. It's a little known fact that Sophie is actually a nun but didn't want to marry herself to God so that's why she has me
have you seen justin naked?
yes, many times
What soccer club do you play for and what division are you in this year?
play for mooroolbark and we are in b's but I'm not sure exactly what division it is
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
none of them. if I have time to get in the way they have time to get out of the way. also I'm sure if someone was trying to kill my friend they would have more than one bullet so they could just shoot again after I get shot. fk people are so dumb
Are you planning to finish school or drop out and get a "full time career"
im going to finish school, go to uni, become a nurse
i hate that you are with sophie. shes too ood for you and youre going to crush her you ****
k lol
you are a terrible person. you hang out with dropout druggies and its ruining your rep and your life. what the hell are you doing.
hahaha right, it doesn't count as dropping out when you think about it if you are going into a full time career and they can do whatever they want with their lives without it directly affecting me. just because they do dumb **** doesn't mean they aren't amazing people, I love my friends and you should f u c k off
hey maybe when sophies in italy, we could get together? ;)
hey, maybe no you weirdo xx
why arent you answering your questions?
I wasn't getting any ahah
i dont really think its manly to shave your legs. pls stop.
don't tell me what to do
stop being cute at school with soph, makes me feel lonely you guys are perf
don't tell me what to do
what are you doing with your hair
growing it long mi maigo
Grow your hair out again
I am, gonna grow it real long
wow sophie is gorgeous you are so lucky!!!!
I know! she is amazing
Your bun looks hella good just sayin
ty xx
you and sophie are so cute, the way she looks at you and talks about you is so beautiful, its so obvious youre both very much in love xxxxx
thank you, I know she is absolutely amazing! I do love her a whole lot
F.uck off. Jake is a top guy and is pretty darn true. He knows what he is doing. He is only thinking of what's best. Stop criticizing him because he's better than you. And he doesn't even need to try
hahahahahahaahahah ty
Being 'mature' what a load of **** why even contact vange stirring up all the **** again. Leave her alone you dumb f uck or is that what you want to have her obsessing over you to make you feel like a man? Give your ego a rest Your with Sophie should be enough
yes, being mature is what I said. I contacted her so I could ****ing apologize so nothing else would have to stir up after she did dumb **** to sophie and I at school. that's the last thing I want happening, all I wanted to do was leave it on a semi-positive note so I didn't seem like an absolute c u n t to her. get f ucked with this whole me having a big ego thing, that's completely untrue, I am blessed that I have sophie, I don't need anything or anyone else. please f u c k off and don't reply to this you uneducated c u n t
Your a f ucking dog c unt messing with evangeline again, wtf what about Sophie you f ucking filthy sleaze
you know what f u c k off, I know who you are and you know absolutely nothing, I messaged her to apologize and nothing else trying to be mature but apparently that means I'm 'chatting her up' or as you say a 'sleaze'. please f u c k off
Your head should be between my legs
if u r not soph soz no lmao
You and sophie are seriously the best. Like you two were made for each other.
thank you haha :)
You and sophie dating yet
yes
U been taking smack about Sophie c u n t
yes
Friend you cannot live without?
my girl sophsoner
If you play Sophie, or hurt her in any way, I will destroy you. True Story
sweet. Sophie and I have been best friends for 3 years and more and out of that time we have been best friends we have had one fight and it was agreed that it probably didn't even need to happen. If you are just one of those f u c k heads who just assumes what I'm like and knows what is best for Sophie then you can get f u c k e d because you obviously have no idea about our relationship. This is very irritating, true story
Go do some psych study cracker :P Ahaha
you aren't my mum
Best lads from soccer?
all the soccer boys are the best <3
I once had feelings for you...
I once sneezed and farted at the same time...
I heard you have a small ding dong
I heard you're adopted
um where are your deb photos?
my computer is 100% a piece of s h i t hahah
Are you genuine about Sophie? I'm hearing all sorts of worrying things
of coarse I am, I love sophie more than anything
Thoughts on Ben Boyd
ben boyd hemroid
Would you nob me off while upside down on a park bench, I'm the main meal on the night ;)
yes, the answer is yes
Excited for deb? I know I am <3
I am so freakin excited like you wouldnt believe
hi are you online atm
hi, I am on the line
you annoy the **** out of me
sweet
Gay straight or bi like would you ever get with or do stuff with a guy
straight, just gay tendencies hahahahaha
How could you not love your face. You have the best eyes and smile. For ****s sake your eyebrows are neater then most girls. Your hair is gorgeous and once again your blue eyes <3 <3 <3 and your teeth are perfection
hahah thank you. my teeth are grossly yellow, I have no cheekbones, I have heaps of pimples still and have recently acquired a neat scar on my head
Alex pettyfer is ♡♡♡ dayum. But definitely try to get like him my god
hahah my man crush is definitely avan jogia
JAKE I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
you think? not good enough m8
Your heads not ****ed. You are hot as
I dont like my face. but thankyou haha
Yeah pecks. How are those pecks. Are they muscle or are they hardly visible unless you tense. Tbh build yourself to be like alex pettyfer or channing tatum. Google them ♡♡
you can see them but the are only hard when I tense haha. that alex guy is pretty attractive
your really attractive and i want to be yours
thank you anon
you should be a model
hahah thanks but my heads a little but ****ed
hey how are you
Im ok, how are you?
wish you were my boyfriend
oh yeah
To you have muscle moobs or are you as flat as a pancake the was run over by a truck?
I have pecks if thats what you mean?
Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
ariana grande <3333333333333333333333
Moobs = man boo*s
oh! no I do not have moobs then hahah
Moobs = man boo*s
oh! no I do not have moobs then hahah
Do you have moobs?
what the frick are moobs
Are you and soph dating yet
no
tell me what you look for in a girl
sophie
You dont belie in god or jesus?
absolutely not
BBQ CHICKEN IS JESUS AS A PIZZA
if jesus was real that is #controversy
hottest year 11's at lilydale high, any you aren't friends with?
most of the lilydale high girls are good lookin :*
Pizza
BBQ chicken my main man
Are you happy
I actually am, yes
what happened with you and evangeline?
she had to much indie swag
How many times have you s*cked noah and Daniels ****s?
noahs 6 times and daniels 483 times
you make soph so happy..she really needs someone like you to give her the support and love she deserves..
i dunno why youse arent dating yet....
thank you haha and we arent dating because complications of dating and **** and there really isnt much point going into detail with someone on anonymous
Is Sophie the only girl you'd get with
at the moment it seems that way
Have u had *ex with sophie b4
nope
Thoughts on emily puts
number 1 bae
Do you actually like Sophie? Cause I see you guys all the time at school and I just think you guys are perfect and soph really needs someone like you. It's hard to come across a boy like you.
yeah, I absolutely love sophie. thank you :))
Got any girl in mind as a possible next girlfriend
this is a silly question
Briefly or in detail describe the sort of girl that would be a perfect girlfriend for you. Like looks, personality and hobbies
sophie pretty much hah
What's her name?
whos name
Ooh whos the girl
what girl
Omg who dis girl is she totes amazing
what
You and jess dated for 3 months
And had *ex in those 3 months.
Wow you didn't wait long
everything happens at its own speed and thats just how it happened
Thoughts on Georgia Ploegsma?
absolutely hilarious, so much fun to talk to and really good looking !!
Who do you miss?
anyone who misses me
what does a nurse do?
are they like a surgeon and cut people open and stuff?
also i thought you wanted to be a P.E teacher??
they can do everything
I want to still be either but more nurse at this point in time
how many times have you honestly had *ex?
more times than u nerd
out of the girls you've kissed who was your favourite to kiss?
dont really keep track of best kissers
yeah the lyrics are pretty good. thats why i like it.
no idea what this is about anymore
do you like any girl at the moment?
*cough* sophie a lil bit *cough*
Well of course she would of been upset when you broke up! He lost her virginity to you and she loved you. Would of broken her heart that it ended
yeah no ****, its not like I would of felt good about it either
Favorite/best p*rn sites?
can't go wrong with a bit of youp*rn or tube8
Please don't go all man ***** and sleep and with multiple girls just because you have had *ex. (like some guys at school who have rooted half the year level)
hahahahahahahaahah its ok im not like that at all (despite recent rumors and **** that I dont treat girls well)
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