Irfaan Hassan
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Are you moving to Orient ?
Hell no.
Don't u just love Timyra ?
Indeed.
Ur a very sweet person maybe not as much wen ur floatin but u keep me on my toes which is good its nice to have a friend like that
Awwww, well you really sweet and it's nice to have a friend like you too.
Faaaan, why are yuu so cool !!?!? Mairah_16
Cause I am a cool cat
R u studying or playing around?
Why so nosey mate ?
What grade are you in?
10.
Accounting.....
It kills mate.
When I liked you , you liked me too & then immediately forgotten me , somethings with remain, you're a really bad person sometimes .
Maybe you were the bad person.
Ay bro why don't u tune the owes off and not their ma's
Cause I want to. KShotBye.
Why so ugly ?
I asked your mum the same question.
She's ugly . You ugly. Match made In heaven .
You ugly. Your mums ugly. Now we know why.
ay ay ay!! whos ya favorite person to skype ??
My girlfriend, Timyra.
how awesome is my boyfriend ?? Timmmmy
Nah, not really.
you're girlfriends pretty
Yes, she is.
I wonder if your girlfriend has to pay all the bills?
Ya, your ma pays my bills
how cute are bush babies?? like oh myyy gawddd !!!!
Like super cute.
bush baby ? hmmm watch monkey me no love you
you is lame burt you're mine kay ?
but you have to love me even though i dont love you xx
much not love that made no sense omfg !!
anyway baabbbyyy you are bae
babby = bae
got it ? get it good. Timmmmy
But me love you a lot.
And you lamer and you mine.
Crazy monkey.
You my baby and bae.
Got it ? Get it ? Good
dont you think timyra is the bestestest cause shes cool lurk that? and you like love her hay ? well you have you dont even have a choice
Timmmmy
Yes she is the bestest and I love her the mostest.
still dating Timyra ?
Yes I am.
brah, honestly timyras my friend if you wanna play with something dont chose her feelings.... shes like my little sister dont hurt her.
Wtf, how am I playing with her feelings.
I heard now you failed one grade so you tried hifz to not get embarrassed? Then u went bak school? Explain
Firstly I did not, secondly go f u c k yourself.
KThanksBye.
Why u are u such a kanjoos? As if ( you don't like spending money
Just like you.
You're hot af so stfu
No, I will not stfu.
Best song
Fito Blanko, heard of it ?
Fine, I shall go bye. Timmmmy
Nah uh
What made it your best ?
Seeing the Kabbah.
Best day / night of your Life ?
When I went for Umrah.
Your girlfriends cooler than you. Timmmmy
My girlfriend is the most amazing person in the world.
Why is timira your favorite girl ? :D
You spelt her name wrong.
Shortyy, you is cool burt I is cooler.
Timyra, go away.
Everyone knows I am cooler.
Why do you keep taking Timyras name off of your status ?
Why you so inquisitive?
Are you a putch?
What even ?
Yeah so like idk I'm a bit boredish rn. What your fav colour ? Food ? & who's your fav girl ?
Blue. Pizza. Timyra ❤️
If she isn't , she'll cut you.
Let her try, lol.
Fav *ex position
I am a virgin, sorry.
Is THE LAMEES SAHIB your bestie ? She better be -_-
And what if she is not ?
Salaaams mah .
Slaams Aunty ?
You are lame and your future is bleak, you will become nothing in life! understand? !
Is that how you feel about yourself?
Dafaq, these questions be weird af
I know, like wtf.
Cn I js ask y u wna timyra mre
Because I love her.
Irfaaaaan remember our kiss at gateway?
No.
u r still such a dumb **** bcz you goin 4 timyra n nt lamees I'm ur bra so lstn to meh
Kindly F U C K off .
Fishy is ****ed up. So r u
**** you mate.
I won't say it to your face cause u know the story i dowant you too think I'm jelous but anyway timyra is a ***** no lie you will play her i know don't be a mofo n not reply but you no u goin to play her
Check here I ain't going to think ****.
And I had no intention on playing her.
Lamees is thicker than timyra so u a dom **** you'll get more asss to hold timyra gave my one bra a blow vaar8 bro so i dont think shes corect for you..? What you say n I'm one of your closest bras
So if you my close bra say it to my face.
What even are you
What even that English.
Your fisshhyy loves you tooo ♡ Timmmmy
I love my fiisshhyy more.
Don't you love fish?
No, I love my Fiisshhyy.
U too gud for timyra
Why is that ?
I is no paki . I just wanted to no who is lamees bcz I hear lots of ppl is sying you is 2 Geda. Am I corct in sying dis?
No you is wrong, mate .
Why do you only swear everyone, the purpose of qoohme is to reply to every anonymous question you get .
Cause I answer by swearing people, ****.
Did u and timyra break up ? Because according to your bbm status you love 'Lamees' :/
No, I love Timyra Ayoob.
How long have you and Timyra been dating?
Long enough.
Are you and timyra still dating ?
Yes, we are.
Fishyyy, I love you ♡
I love you too babe
Lts meet @da neon run 2mrw
Okay ?
You and Lamees would make the cutest couple ever. (: please ask her out or something.
Please mind your own business.
Awwwrr. Den y every1 say dat
Don't ask me.
Y u no answer my question abt ur gf lamis
She ain't my gf boet.
You don't even know who I am so how can you just assume ?
Cause I feel like.
I just really really don't like you.
Never ask for you to like me.
Uhm judgmental much? Just bc that person has awful grammar and doesn't know how to spell does NOT give you the right to call them 'Paki' and there's absolutely nothing wrong with being Pakistani.
Cause you paki also.
Who lamees is. how you no hur. I no hur 2. Very nice girl she is.
Paki much?
IRFAAN. ily ily ily ily
I love me to
I hate dat hoe dat was on ur status lyk who day I she. You mine I love you we had our first kiss 2Geda
Who are you?
Of course you don't know me, this thing is anonymous. But if you saw me you would recognize me x
Lol message me
What's so 'wow' about that ?
Cause I don't know you.
Oh I'm not nice ? Funny, that's not what you were saying the last time I met you.
I met you, wow.
Timyra is not a nice person at all.
You not nice.
How amazing is timyra ?
Very ?
Tell your girl to add me back on bbm ?
Tell her yourself boet.
I just want to know bc you guys hang out with different people and now you're dating? Just curious x
Hang out with different people ?
Dm me.
who is Humaira and timyra
Human beings.
I also go to star college.
Cool beans
How did you meet timyra?
You honestly don't have a life.
How did you and timyra meet?
Why you so curious?
Lol I thought you were dating humaira?
Wtf. No
Ha ha hahahaha ha Timmmmy
Go sleep.
Are you gay?
Ask your mum
Babe, I like felt like raiding your qooh me page cause I can ♡ I'm lurk that coool laawwwl laawwll lawwll uhh you s*ck ... Haha hahaha ha you can't do it ..... Err. Iloveyou ♥
Haha hahahaha haha
Who are you dating?
Timyra.
You have a better as* than me. Timmmmy
Nahh.
I love youu.
i love you too.
what school do you go to ?
Star College.
Politicking with my niggas bout this money ***** hold up.
Wtf.
Hey in a relationship?
Yes, with myself.
hey Picasssssoooo
well okay then.
Barzow walathromby
You speak English ****?
Send da digits angle, I vant frindship
Kindly, **** off and get a life.
Wala babzow ! Stay *exy ! Say no to veggies and ! Yess to weeeed ! #dontgivea****forno1 ! Neat !
You need help mate.
Ayy but ur come backs are all lame
If you want my *** back, go look on your mum's face.
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