Jordan Miranda
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Wilson
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
I'd change Jake from living to dead
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What do you love the most?
Crack
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Meth
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What you being for Halloween
Twisty the clown
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What is your ringtone?
the nun song from AHS season 2
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Thoughts on Vic? :)
Don't really talk at all :o
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To the ladies: your type of guy?
Giraffe and Dom put together <3 <3 <3
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Cute girls in all your classes think of some
I did this already
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Does josh like karstens huge monkey **** in his as* hole so far up there that when he ***s he puts Ebola in joshs stomach?
8)
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Is Marcelo a handsome devil?
The handsomest
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Hottest grade 11 girls?
Answered this before
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top 5 girls you find attractive in your grade?
Steph, daniela n, Olivia, Xenia, Nikola - Idk list off my Instagram, I'm bad at this
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Hi jordan, it's sydney thing is I kinda like you more then friends, would you be interested in going on a date with my sometime?
Bravo marce
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Any cute girls in grade 12
Yeah a bunch
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Cute girl in each of your classes
Law-there's a bunch, Bio- Idk Math - none in my opinion
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Thoughts on Sydney? :)
Don't really talk, seems nice though, and pretty
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You have great sense of style
Yeezy taught me, and Karsten, ryan, santy and xenia
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Intrested in anyone?
Don't really go looking, if someone decides to talk to me then maybe
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Closet friends
Idk, I'd hope most of them have come out of the closet by now though
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Hottest grade 11 girl?
I have no clue, there's a bunch that are good looking tho
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The most expensive item you own?
My watch or some ****
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Grade 11s you wanna get closer to
Whoever wants to talk to me
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What do you think about the most?
University & succeeding
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What have you lied about lately ?
Nothing
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If you had to pick 5 grade 11s to get to know more who would it be
Sydney, Nataly, Maria, Paula, Vicki, off the top of my head, idk id be cool with getting to know them all
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What do you look for in a girl
Outgoing, likes to do fun stuff, legitimately intelligent, has opinions, is happy, stands out, and loves my family of course
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Date or pass Brooke n Brooke m Vicki Sydney Lesley Selena M savanna C Maria Kelsey
pass, pass, pass, maybe, pass, pass, pass, date, date I dont talk to these people though so that could change ez
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literally you're a dirty ****ing jew
THANK GOD
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date or pass
nickoose, jakun, dom, lamb
nickoose yes jakun NO dom yes lamb yes
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literally youre a f*****
literally ****ing good
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Have you ever gotten 4 uno switch direction cards in a row? If so, with who?
AHHHHHHHHHH REYES
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2pac is still in Cuba wallah trust
ubt uh
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Date or pass Sydney r Vicki Kelsey Maria makayla Brooke n and nataly
Date, pass, date, date, pass, pass, and date, but I'd have to know these people first probs to decide
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Why do you call jake "jakun"
JAKUN PISCINE THOOS, because he's jakun
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Cutest girls going into grade 11 :)
Kelsey, sydney, maria, nataly, melissa, theres def a lot more but thats all i got off the top of my head
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Girls and guys you would like to get to know going into grade 11
Anyone who wants to talk to me:)
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Period you a girl????
STOMACH CRAMPS ARE THE WORST MAN
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Who attractive with Dom? Colin O ? Jake? moose? Matt D?
Dom - me <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 colin - his calves jakun - piscine moose - idk a 10er though matt d - no clue
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Hows youd period going
God man my stomachs actually cramping this IS REAL
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Plebian
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I hate you dom
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2pac is in cuba wallah trust
10/10 liam
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Engima is a bad mixtape
Yeah engimas ****, enigmas pretty good tho
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What freaks you out ?
Spiders 10000000000%
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What is your weakness?
Liver and kidney shots typically
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Hi im phils friend im 13 and I think youre so hot omg .. id buy you all the huntsmen cases
hey jake THUUUS
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Hey its Philips's friend can we hangout sometime :$
this is so gay
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(: hae budweiser! wanna saibr?
wat
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i follow you in instagram:$ maybe we can hangout?
sure yo, just fb me!
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i think you're cute:) ps im 12 years old one of your lil bro's friend
i dont even have any of my brothers friends on fb tho
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this is all because of the gays
ok
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Fukn f**d ill beach u up
dom ure fukin gay beach me up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCtdw9FG-s NickyGardi10
WTF AHAHAHHA
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dont post qooh.me on your fb f*****
SUP ALEXOOOSE
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HI MY NAMES COOVES
hey cooves :^)
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How long would you like to live for?
90 yo
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friends?
Dom, Jake, Gardi, the crew, idk lots of people, good friends mostly who i listed tho
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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/29/sunday-review/does-p*rn-hurt-children.html?_r=0
What do you think ?
idk not clicking
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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10005832_625359134211061_1828584779_o.png I think Shrek 5 is going to be a great movie!
teenage mutant shreks
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You're so cute and perfect but sadly I am only a little bug and you are a garden. Jordan Miranda
not my line..ever
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have you ever caught feels for a thotty?
CANT LOVE NO THOTIEZ
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if i were to pour Chocolate powder down my ***hole and add milk to it. Whats are my odd's ?
A) Shake it around and drink it
B) IT will leak out of my ***hole
C) Liam Currie will drink it out of my ***hole ?
C 100%
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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1981953_696006460452281_534037803_n.jpg Claudio's girl ?
of course, meant to be
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I want you feel your powerful ogre hands around and me. Put me on my hands and knees and fill me with your love
shrek pls
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Chicken strips
10/10 would reeat again
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forget what you want remember what you deserve. - Jordan Miranda
idk who you are, but thanks for that quote even though i never said it, pretty good to hear
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Shrek is life, Shrek is love
onions have layers
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shrek is love....shrek is life
shrek4lyfe
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why u sucha fuking f**
why cant i be man..
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i want you on a train, i want you in the rain
stop
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i want you with a fox, i want you in a box
stop
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i want you in the afternoon
stop
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i just wanted to tell you, just how much i love you, please jordan, please, i want to be inside you. not just in your hearrt, but in you *exually too. please jordan, give me this chance. i want your d so bad. i want your capital D.
what the actual **** josh
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quote of the day from the one and only Waka Flocka Flame
"FIND A WAY, NOT AN EXCUSE
wakas a lyrical genius yo
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=632496943469821
wuddup doeeee
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YOUR MOM'S OP! BURN!!
you got me