Jordos
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will the real king kmodo please stand up?
Yeah bro he's in northcote
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will the real king kmodo please stand up
I said he's in northcote!!!
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we're gonna have a problem here
Coz you won't listen to me
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Girl bestmates and boy bestmates?
Girl best mates: Mary Jane, Molly. Boy best mates: Billy.
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dum **** stop puffing
Shut the **** up
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Like anyone?
Not really, just a person of interest.
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Hottest chicks at lachys ?
Uhm Lulah, Liv, Ikhlas and Lizzy. Would be more but they're the only girls I clearly remember seeing at the party hahahah
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Your a ****in fried **** lmao
Jeez I wonder what the censored words say lmao
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So in guessing neve is as we'll? :')
Neve is a ****ing gimp who needs to watch himself.
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Who are your boys from NCAT?
Every cu.nt wallah
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What is the saddest thing in life?
When you spill the mix.
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best mates and whyyyy -mysterious person hahah xD
I dunno, the Northcote fellas coz they're all loyal and mad cunse.
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r u alright these days you seem angry and distressed most of the time.
Things happen that make me angry and I don't have many outlets so ye probs haha.
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not sure if i should neck myself or start smoking shard. Please help me with this question
I reckon neck yourself tbh. If you want I'll pay for a nice sturdy rope.
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on a scale of one to defqon how hard do you ping
Imagine like a German neo punk dropped 12 pingaz then started gabbering on a *****es face, meeeeee
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My thing was pre ****ed wasn't it.. shanjackson
Uh... yyeah.
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Instead of inserting a illogical paragraph, I'll Insert my **** up your as*
Aaaand that's fu.cked
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Money or Love ?
Both are stupid.
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How long is the schlong?
Long enough to pummel your mother to hell
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Best thing you did today?
Graff course
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Who are your 5/8s
Bardo Lachy n Holly
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You can't rap pls stop ur so gay
H8rz maek mi stronga
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Wait so why aren't you n sarah together??
Because I'd rather just stay as friends for the mean time? Why's it your business?
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i know u love me
I know you love me too
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What upsets you?
Not having unlimited pizza.
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Would you jump in a fight if you saw one of friends getting muged
Yeah oath if it was one of the northcote boys I'd give my life for those cunse!
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Do you have really strong feelings for anyone at the moment
Nope, I don't have STRONG feelings for anybody haha!
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What are you looking forward to
The end, ermahgerd so deep.
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Best people in your class at ncat
Rhys, Arlie, Nikki, Olivia, Morgan, Sarah, yeeeeh bruh!
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omg
Just start dating Maegan ..
Haha you two
HAHA
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Paragraphs on Maegan, Neve, Arlie, Nikki, Morgan, Joe M? (you forgot Neve)
Neve's a mad ****, bit of a tosser when under the influences of illicit substances so I hear, talks a fair dose of **** but I can't help but love the kid :')
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you and neve are best mates
Are we? Huh, the more you know.
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Scariest moment in your life?
Not putting it on qooh.me for cunse to see.
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What would you change about your life if anything?
Please don't, I don't want to sit here writing a novel.
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you know joe M.... think
I really don't
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What is your nickname?
Well my dad calls me accident.
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Paragraphs on Maegan, Neve, Arlie, Nikki, Morgan, Joe M?
Maegan's an absolute babe, really nice, quite funny with her clueless personality but goes for Collingwood -.- Arlie is actually somebody I'd consider calling a best mate, he's the nicest kid you'll ever meet, bro! Nikki's another great friend, we are pretty much exactly like each other! Morgan's the funniest ****, I'm looking forward to the day we get blazed together. Who the's ****'s Joe?
How long would you like to live for?
Ideal age, 75.
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skyrim is a childs game, you are a ****ing imbecile.. you cant rap for **** f*****
Cry me a river :'(
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You're a loser :) have a nice day
Ps. You don't win ****
I won something. I won you over by making you agree to asking me a qooh.me question! So **** ya <3
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What you do yesterday that you are recovering from
Billies bruv.
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
If they're normal.
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wht games u play?
Warframe, Skyrim and Portal, that's it really.
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thoughts on trae turner?
**** I love Trae, he is the sunlight to my eternal darkness. He is the missing piece to my puzzle.
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Thoughts on sarah m
She's great! She's awesome, great to talk to, really pretty, got me into the greatest show ever and I'm so glad I got to be in her class. But we've only just recently started actually talking!
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would you sell me durries?
Buy your own **** my durries are my babies and I don't sell babies.
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thoughts on your best mates Mathew Lilley, Arlie Allen, Morgan Beck, Nikki Vidovic, Julian Roso. do all
Mathew is the absolute sickest ****, best to chill with, had some great memories with the guy, definitely a true mate always has my back. Arlie is a mad kid, has the most genuine personality, slays poon all day every day. Morgan is a druggo, no more no less, and he likes cat piss. Nikki is like a sister to me which is weird coz we've only known eachother for like 4 months, love her to bits! Julian is the funniest ****, we supply eachother with durries and he makes the 555 bus a better place.
to the **** who said "You're like 14 and you think you're some awesome rapper and a tough **** with the way you act. You're such an idiot, and will be a HUGE loser when you are older." JORDAN WILL BE YO BOSS SLACK ****!!!
Hey you're a mad **** anon, if I have you on Facebook you should inbox me and collect your reward. :)
You're like 14 and you think you're some awesome rapper and a tough **** with the way you act. You're such an idiot, and will be a HUGE loser when you are older.
Cheers you tool. Did you just determine that by looking into your little crystal ball? Have a problem with me say it to my fuc.king face, calling me an idiot when you're hiding behind the anonymous button. Get fuc.ked mate.
If your the niggest, Who's the noggest?
I don't even know what the fu.ck that means...
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What is success to you?
Whatever makes you happy.
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Ned stark: S1 Beheaded
Robert Baratheon: S1 death by boar
Renly Baratheon: S2 death by demon
Khal drogo: S2 cut got infected
Daenarys baby: S2 dead somehow
Who the ****
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Rob Stark: S3 shanked
Robs wife + baby: S3 shanked multiple times
Robs army: S3 stabbed
Robs Direwolf: S3 Shot
Katelyn Stark: S3 throat cut
Joffrey Lannister: S4 Poisoned
Hope you like that you ****
are you?
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
This earth, and then **** would go HAM
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Thoughts on Erin Rusic?
don't know her lel
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like my photo on insta xo
yours truly, spaeh
Lemme just check my insta annnnnd done!
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Top 5 burners you know in human being
No comment
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Thoughts on Tahlia? :)
Tahlia's a mad ****, pretty attractive, good taste in shoes lol laaad, good at cheering me up, glad we met this year.
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Ur so hot **** want ur **** my my mouth
Sure I'll put my pear in your mouth, I don't even like pears anyway.
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Thoughts on Emma bell
Mad as to talk to, funny, gorgeous, the best wife everrr x
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
Am I allowed to go below zero?
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Thoughts on codie.s :)
Sick lass, extremely attractive but don't talk enough :( inbox me dooood!
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Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
... I'm up to the first ****ing season calm down.
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isnt your family like well of, or middle classed? Im not too sure, like not meaning this in anyway, just wondering hahah
My family have roofs over their heads and enough food to feed us.
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
I woke up. Nah, I saw Bardo's head.
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You try to act staunch but then you go home and cry yourself to sleep
Pretty sure I don't cry myself to sleep but even so, just because somebody acts tough doesn't mean they don't have problems. In fact having a hard life is half the reason people act staunch. And either way I hardly act 'staunch' ya fukn crum wot wot smashya!
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new school mates
Arlie Allen, Neve Hill and Rhys Bailey.
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mates?
Best mates are Zak Ashman, Bryson Pagonis and Bardo Imber.
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what does goochy mean and why did you used to have it in your name?
Just me being a tool.
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How much is currently in your bank account?
10x whatever you earn ****.
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your a toy f*****
You're a ****ing burner bro show me your ways
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remember in primary school we had to wear bucket hats and ever1 though they were sh.it, but now they are back in m8. #buckethatrepresent
Yeah but they're drained now. It went from a simple bucket hat to camo hats with gold spikes and nipples that breathe out fire.
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How did u meet Courtney WD?
Same friend group, slowly became friends :D
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When was the first time you smoked weed?
When I was 3. I injected it with the help of my sister who at the time was 4 months. What you know about the hard lyf ****?
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Hottest santa girls
****in easy Cheyenne Palio, Bella Paolacci, Stephanie Paparounis, Daniel Ilijoski.
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heap dawg one burns ya
You said it yourself, heap is a dawg **** ;)
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There's no way you've had more than you can count on one hand mate
Proper girlfriends..? You'd probably be right, but I haven't even taken the time out of my life to count how many girlfriends I've had.
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shack one is toy brazil is king of melburn haha
You wish jisoe
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How many gf's have u had??
I don't count lol
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brazil burns u
Brazil s*cks large amount of ****
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yo so toy
Must be why your mum loves me so much ;)