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favourite people at kfc ?
honestly i just love my kfc family and wouldn't wanna play favorites with y'all :* :* :* :* :* :*
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Would you rather be burned or drowned?
drowned (:
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weeeeeeeeeeee
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What is your least favourite colour?
pink. don't know why. maybe i just don't like it when people think colors are gender specific.
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Why is your username jamncream? Is it two separate condiments together mix't, or just cream that is jammin'?
two separate condiments. ironically they both make me wanna vom ewww
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You're beautiful
ty you're too nice !
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You're so gorgeous
No you are!
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thoughts on judith and peter? xoxo
i want a relationship like that :,) one which could make it through even the holiday from hell !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weirdest thing you've heard in the last few days?
i havent really heard much at all. but on thursday night i had a dream that i woke up, when actually i was still asleep. and that threw me off quite a bit.
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Do you like (as in want to date) someone? :3
not really (:
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why does everyone hate robbie? i hear people in class talk about how he is so mean
ask him yourself? hes probably only joking!! but sometimes its hard to tell because he laffs like a *ex offender. hahaha
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pooing on the loo gal
me too gal (:
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pickles on your subway my dear
pickles on my everything. even on my cereal.
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willy
yours is on my mind. ^.^ :3
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only met you a few times but your are actually a really cool kid :P x
thankyou, i'm sure you're 8 times cooler :3
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Will you go out with me? I brought Ice cream!
where are we going? I already have ice cream. mmmhhhh i dont know....
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Top five favourite friends?
Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Rachel. Sorry Monica...
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Get back to revision
im multitasking mofo
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Who do you like?
nobody.. who do you like?
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being alone is great, but surely someone will walk with you!
im sorry ive just never really even though about it. im too antisocial anyway ive got my music on usually? People walk with me if they want to whatev (:
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Best male friend? :P
idk like jesse and daniel are the only male friends i really even talk to. except laura (because we all know shes got a willy) but shes also my lover so idk if that counts.
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i see you walk alone a lot. is that because you dont like how other people smell or??
its because people are so so crazy there is nothing wrong with being alone sometimes.
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yolo
I'm gonna explode, sugar!
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hi i love you
thats my name dont wear it out ;)
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Virgin?
***** i might be. ask it to my face ***** ;P
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you're really ****ing beautiful.
thankyou! its so gorgeous of you to say that (:
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Why do we humans find it nessacery to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I can't really talk from experience but i think we humans just like nailing things. And encounters with the undead don't really gel with us. Two birds, one stone. idk.
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Stop says the red light, go says the green,
wait says the yellow light twinkling inbetween.
KNEEL SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH IT'S EYE OF COAL,
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENCE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL!
beautiful :,)
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hey jshae
wow youre questions are so fun :D having the time of my lifeee. im not bored at all. why am i on qoohme. ew
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guess who? :3 :3 :3
ooooh idk. what is bull****?
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CanI have 2 sides for $5?
Sorry thats only available with the larger, or family meals i think :l
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Best friend?
i have several (: don't tell me i can only have one, because thats the stupidest thing ive heard.
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You always have such great things to say in lit, I think you are lovely :)
thankyou (= lit is really challenging ahaha. im a tad simplistic compared to everyone else but idc
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nicest person at ringwood ?
bishop; heart of a lion. lion-esque.
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I'll have a zinger burger with supercharge sauce please xx
Certainly. would you like any sides or drinks today? xx
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favourite band and favourite song from that band?
i really cant pick a single band, thats too hard. ive liked pendulum for a reeeeally long time though, and all their songs are good. but i wont be able to sleep tonight if i dont mention the used, rhcp, the gossip, black sabbath, the cranberries, silverchair, soundgarden, madeon, paramore, daft punk, the cure, empire of the sun, fall out boy, franz ferdinand, led zeppelin, alesana, muse, the temper trap.... the list goes on. like i say, sorry that is just way too hard.
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How bored are you right now on a scale of 1 to qooh.me?
qooh.me and a half.
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Y don't you love me
im afraid im going to have to pretend i didnt hear that greg.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE SANDWICHES, THEN?!?!?!?!
i don't know. its not like i made like 600 of them today or anything.
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no actually, my creative abilities only extend as far as figuring out what to put in a sandwich.
well apparently mine dont even reach that mark.. :/ sad, huh?
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you're right, my integrity is nonexistent - but i can dream, at least.
can you? CAN YOU?!
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Kiss ma as*. Au revoir
i know who you are, as you inboxed me to ask how 'au revoir' is spelled.
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no not really, only when my integrity is questioned, WHICH YOU VERY MUCH DID!
oooooh.. your INTEGRITY. oh my, oh my.
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Well shi*. You're just too outgoing for me. Soz bebz
fo shizzle. later loser
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No one is really asking any questions so i'll start it off:
1. Yes.
thats not a question! Only when you know the question will you understand what the answer means.
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YOU TELL 'EM J'AIME
Laura
ohmigod laura you're so damn shyy :/ i dont think i can be friends with you anymore im sorry.
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it wasn't f***ing intention you f***wit i will actually f*** you
for f***'s sake, f***ers these days.
you're a feisty one.
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i am not trying to be rude but Laura seems a little shy and your very out there
well,.,,,,,,,.... I guess it depends on whether or not you think thats a good reason to not be friends with someone. and I sure as hell don't. and, not to offend you but you've formed a very narrow minded impression of both me and one of my very best friends. please not bother trying to pick apart one of my few functioning human relationships again. hahaha i mean, i like to think i know what im doing.
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you are an expert in the use of hashtags, i better back the f*** down. #youwin
#i like the way you *asterisk* your swear words. ****ing respectful, i love it.
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is laura actually your friend?
yes in the same way that we are actually in the matrix. as in, i really really want to believe she is, but we all know i have no friends. rnrnon a more serious note; yes, absolutely. the best kind, i think. and if you beg to differ then id cordially invite you to s*ck my monkey willy.
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That's just what the government wants you to think, because the Illuminati has them by the balls and are force feeding you lies through a tube of fibbery and wankiness. Plus, I hate subway.
look, I feel like we've both said some things we regret. lets kiss and make up now. well i dont really want you kiss you but i meant it in a metaphorical sense. thankyou for your time #whatifitoldyouwe'reinthematrix?!
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and i'd be realistic in saying that realists are needed, despite the public's hatred towards us. #REALIST #YOLO
i doubt a realists attitude would be compatible with a phrase like '#YOLO' you faker.rn#pretenderrr #THEWORLDNEEDSWANNABEES #hahanotreallynobodyneedsyougos*ckanutrn#justkiddingwhoeveryouare #justmessinwithya #messinaround #ontheinternet #wowihaveWAYtoomuchtimern
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prettiest person u know
why does it matter? you know its interesting how you can easily think of the ugliest person you know, but have so much trouble thinking of the most beautiful. s***bag brain, always looking for the flaws in other people... you try it.
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i don't know actually, i've never spoken to you!
horrible comebacks are my trademark, please spare your laughter.
i can't remember what this is in response to... horrible comebacks are the best kind if the other person is stupid enough. i qualify. you should message me!
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funniest person u know
Kitty Flanagan ..cop that
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so defensive, i was only being realistic. pollywogger.
realists. nobody wants one. hahaha.
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I straightened my pubes just for you <3
if you knew me well enough, youd know that is not my *exual preference.
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now you're just getting ridiculous, this is the real world Jaime.
come back to me exactly ten moons after the date of my death, wanker.
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What if the entire universe was actually a giant chocolate chip cookie, and the galaxies contained therein were just the chips of chocolately goodness in the aforementioned baked delicacy?
well then the cookie stand at subway would be rendered moot and therefore would not exist. The fact that the cookie stand does exist and can be fount at everybodys favourite sandwich bar is conclusive proof that this is not the case.
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you'll be penitent having chosen the crate, a coffin would be far more suitable, with the added bonus of protection from a plethora of spine injuries.
my spine would obviously re-manifest when i begin the resurrection process exactly ten moons after the day of my death. during this time i will have automatically erupted from the crate and levitate in an unbreakable force field of pure zombie/human energy.
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or you could simply have the worst of both sides, stop being a YOLO.
you know thats really not the way i operate.
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So I have a clit piercing that is connected to my belly button by a chain, which is connected to my lift nipple, which is connected to my right ear lobe, which is connected to the bridge of my nose, which is connected to my monobrow. Will KFC allow me to work?
yes i suppose but only as a once off.
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I realllllyyyy wanttttt aaaa butthole piercing.
well yeah, but my butt or yours?
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or perhaps you'll be slaughtered at the very beginning of the apocalypse, nothing can be taken as a fact until the day actually comes.
like i said, I'd be the only half human half zombie, giving me immense strength and power, as well as the ability to turn people into zombies and survive without eating people's brains.
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also a crate seems like awfully uncomfortable accommodation!
crate seems more comfortable that i imagine you would be, whoever you are. plus, I'll be dead so what does it matter?..
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Please don't tell anyone this, but when I was 5 I was actually a telletubbie. Weird right?
then theres something you should know... Im pregnant.
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You lost your swag when your balls dropped
and you lost your swag when they didnt.
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so u want me to eat u?
when i die leave me in a crate under your house somewhere. after about a year I'll be the one eating your brains when i rise once more and begin the glorious zombie apocalypse, being the only half zombie, half human making me incredibly powerful and ultimately rule the world as the chaos unfolds.
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you are a big fat turd who likes monkey p**** in your an**
i know about your downstairs mixup.
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u r mellon.
yep i taste pretty sweet.
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I think I remember you from that nudest beach in Queensland...
OH GOLLY! is that you Alexander?! WHY OH WHY did you leave me that night at the club? We could've had something special! is it my nipple ring? I can change I swear!!!!! text me ok
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I saw your willy at Boronia station xoxo
THANK GOD. i was looking for it everywhere!!! :O please tell me you picked it up and sent it in the mail? I need that back by friday. Ohhh god you dont know what this means. WHAT A RELIEF
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DON'T REPLY TO MY QUESTIONS. Bit**.
Love Laura xoxo
what ya gonna do about it?
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Sometimes I like to stare at your t***ies.
mmh same. they're like two seductive slices of pickles on a turkey and cheese sub.
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Hellllllllllo there
you really know how to talk someone. is there anything else you know how to do to someone?