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Have you ever been friendzoned?
How not :/
Have you ever thought of losing weight, you fat f***?
Yes?
Shut up or I'll eat you
Why would you eat me whoever you are
Richard, we're having a party
oh yeah i know right im funny hahahahhahahahahahaha nuff said aimee
Why are u such an triceratops?
i didnt know i was a dinosaur
Teach me the ways of the coon
im sorry but i cannot do that
I'm a ostrage stuck in a fish bowl and I'm dead why?
wtf i have no clue haha
What size bra do you wear, tubby mcfatf***?
i dont know becuase i dont wear one and thanks your real nice arnt ya
Why are you happy about being morbidly obese????
im not?
Rodney coooonnn ;p
izzy or dominic greigeritsch
are you gay coon
dont think so
Duh, who else would use the words fabulous and majestic
mitch ;)
Hey nigga what up, bet you can't guess who this is I'm just too fabulous hahahaha, also your cat is majestic.
amy holmes?
how many goals you getting in a game conney 10-20-30 like you say oh wait your ankle is broken LOLOLOLOLOL
no its not broken and i get like 3 goals a game
sup Bit**
nothin much u cheeky buggy
no thanks im not gay,yourgay with ryley cause you told me she has a doodle
i want to have se* with sam sturmfels how do i get that
oh hes a se*y boy and he woiuld love to have khalea cause he thinks shes foxy
why are u so hot and i want to f*** you man <3
oh thanks babes everyone wants me cause im so hot :)
coony i love you so so much <3
nawws i love u tooooo lol jks, dont know who u r so yeah whatever
i miss the moon boot
thats cute thanks :)
do u cut off your Dic* and stick it up your as* ?
no
whats ur mobile number?
not telling unless i know who r??
DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES NOW YOU ****
no there shi*
DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES?
no there shi*
DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES?!
no there shi*
Did you enjoy wearing a moonboot?
no not at all it was shi*
Who is the stongest kid you know?
i dont know
DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES?
no there shi*
do you enjoy basketball warm ups ? ;)
no not after my injury :(
Why do you have the mind of an 8 year old?
because thats just me and if u dont like me acting like that then f*** off
What's your favourite movie Darling?
ted
I want to make hot, pas*ionate love to you.
thats cool im guessing this is a boy so thats cool but im not gay
Jayson, I love you.
im sure i love u too whover this is
Why aren't you answering my questions?
cuase my internet was f***ing up
Do you regret making this thing?
no
I heard you like boys?
thats nice, but i dont
Why are you so loud?
because thats just me
What's your middle name?
rodney
Do you like Damon Ellis?
no he is a wanker
Did you really save kittens from a burning building when you were 9?
yes cause i am a hero :)
I heard you were in a relationship with an 80 year old woman, how's that working out?
oh its great damon ellis you prick
What's your favourite Ice Cream? Besides all of them...
cookies and cream is my favourite not all them damon ellis you wanker
Jayson, why do you have a fractured ankle?
cause i was playing basketball and sprained my ankle
Are you one of those Homose*uals?
no i am not
Why do you spell Cooney with an 'e' ?
because coony is a gay person or a homose*uel which is not me so i spell it cooney :)
are you gay
noooooooo!!!!!!!
Do you own Coon, the cheese company?
is this adam sims?
Who do you hate the most?
dylan hodgeson
Who do you like?
not telling
I heard you were gay?
well im not
Why do you like Basketball so much?
cause its awesome and it gives me something too do :)
What's your favourite sport?
footy and basketball
Who's your best friend?
matt o'rourke
What's your last name?
its obviously coon
Hi
hello whoever this is?
I heard you are gay, is this true?
no it is not true im straight
your a cutie!
thanks and i know cause im a man ***** so i must be a cutie :)
How's your leg?
its my ankle you unthoughtful person, treat me with some respect and its alright :)
smoothy
whos this u poohead
I love you.
thats cool who is this??
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
that i am gay
Who are you dating currently
no one at the moment
Describe yourself in 3 words?
a awesome person
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