Jess cardona
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love me or hate me. I probably hate you x0x0
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
eat parma
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You are so f*cking beautiful and I want to kiss you.
... no
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Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
Ferrari Enzo
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Omg I love seeing you in a bikini ! You have the best body ever ❤️ You should post more bikini pics ?
HAHAHAHAHA good joke
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How did you meet your bestfriend ?
through the torturous hell hole that is school
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What are you terrible at ?
everything even humanely possible
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You + tom 4Eva
Don't deny it m7+1
Tom?
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Why are you so ugly?
your ugly personality must have rubbed off on me
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Don't have $ex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have $ex in the missionary position, don't have $ex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise?
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Do your feet smell
um... I dont even know
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Battery percentage on your phone?
55%
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
All of them
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And can you lick your own nipples?
Tried and failed :(
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What's the most $exual thing you've done to yourself ?
This one time... I showered.... NAKED
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
travel
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What $exual thing have you done
ur mom
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What would you call your autobiography?
f#%k you world
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Thoughts on chloe
If it's Wotherspoon then EW jokingggg without her I would be lost, Miley would be proud of her
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Why don't you masterbate?
Why masterbate when somebody else can do it for me jks I'm innocent
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Can I lick your feet
yes, I like it, I like it a lot
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Last time you masterbated
I don't...
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what about at the park ?
I haven't been to a park in yonks
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Who would win in a fight. Bbq ribs or ham and cheese sandwich?
ribs for sure
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so what'd you and silas get up to ?
? Last time I saw him he pushed me because I was blocking the view of the footy?
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Your song of the day?
Any Justin Bieber song #BieberIsLife
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You make me hard ?
ummm... thanks ? That makes me soft ?
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What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
my reflection
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What do you want most out of life?
happiness
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I love your bikini pic on Insta
It's all about the angles
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Last great thing you did ?
Took a selfie
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I swear to fcking Jesus you always wear the same kind of clothes and your bod is just not fitting and its fckING ANNOYING LIKE you as a person absolutely fckin piss me off get some real clothes
I wear the same kind of clothes because that is my style, It's my body and I can present however I wish to. If it annoys you so much, don't look at it, if I piss you off then choose not to be around me, I'm not forcing you to and I definitely don't want fake people around me who wouldn't think to say this to me rather than try to out me on a social media platform but good try
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What is your current mood and why ?
Old because I'm watching Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and it came out 11 years ago
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Your boo*s are so $exy and so is your A$$
ahahaha I have like no "a$$" at all :")
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Why should people love you ?
Because it's me and I'm #PerfLikeKurt
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Not having to deal with all the relationship BULLsht
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Who is the best artist you know on the drawing app?
Brick for sure!
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What's missing in your life ?
$$$
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I don't have any boo*s Hun it's a dude...
then I should be quite worried that you were 'studying' my boo*s and then telling me how they were uneven...
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well that's just fcked...
They're not always going to be even but I love how you took your time and effort to look through the photos, look at my chest area enough to fully notice that they are not symmetrical, come onto my qoohme and tell me when I did notice it myself (: Sorry that I have naturally bigger boo*s than you x0x0
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saw party photos of ya the other week, maybe next time you want to make sure your boo*s are even before you leave the house. ya know maybe get ya stuffing right?
HAHAHAHHAHA honey, I honestly wished I stuffed them, Can't help it when boo*s aren't naturally even...
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Taylor Swift's entire album
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your t*** are huge and i thank you for that because ur yum
you're welcome and thanks ?
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What type of people bore you ?
all of them...
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What do you hate about yourself ?
the list is too long
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Why you brother so skinny
I dont even know, like he eats more food than I do....
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Name some guys that are from RSC that you would date if they asked you out tomorrow
like none
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What do you want right now ?
you and oreos
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Why did you make up **** about you and nathan smart
ummmm I didn't ?
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Are you a selfish person ?
yes
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#swag.. #mockingjay how many sleeps...
exactly 163 days and counting !
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
vampires s*ck haha get it, all movies are fkn gay
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
lonely
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You're astonishly beautiful, have the most stunning body and you are just so perfect.
Never change, you beautiful soul.
"you beautiful soul" that was my favourite part ahahaha but honestly im not any of those things, but thanks anyway (:
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If I told you who I was 1) you wouldn't believe it 2) you'd probably see the definition of ugly XD
you dont have to tell me if you dont want to ahaha but even if you think youre "ugly" what you said is sweet and that is all that matters
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Honestly you should not listen to all them haters, you're fine the way you are. You're a great person and someone who is great to talk to, plus your not ugly which I suppose is a bonus XD
whoever you are, I love you xx
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Who was your first crush ?
idk Justin Bieber ?
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
havent had a bath for years, showers are where its at
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
24
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What are the things you look for in a guy???
1) breathing 2) alive 3) sane
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Hhhhhhhhmmmm who is the best? Brick or courts...
ohhh thats a toughie, but I think i'll go 100% Brick
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Something you regret buying and why ?
everything bc i'm poor
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What was your first cellphone ?
some crappy nokia that go figure, was not in fact waterproof -.-
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
eat food and binge watch friends
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i know who you like
oh my gosh, no way, ME TOO !! :o
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
BIEBER FOR LIFE
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You have a crush on anyone atm? if yes whom?
I dooo, but idk if I should say...
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
to be able to put photos in the replies
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Not surprised you're a virgin lol, you're the most disgusting looking person and you try way too hard to be 'hot' (eg that most recent Facebook photo
lol, thank babe :* x0x0
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
shape shifting so I could be anything
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
**L** but shh he doesnt know ;)
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Cassie knows more about the situation than you think...after all she was with sean when you crashed his house and took all his ****.
um, she obviously doesnt as she wasnt at the house, i didnt crash his house and i did not take a single thing so please stay out of it and stop making it bigger than it should be. I think the stupid ***** should learn to stay out of other peoples business and stop making **** up thats isnt true
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Cassie shut the **** up you dumb *****, Jess is better than you and don't try and start **** with her and Sean. Jess and Sean need to sort it out themselves without you getting your big nose in it.
So shut the **** up
oh snap
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Okay, you don't deserve half the friends you have and Sean would do anything for you. You continually use him for your own personal gain and you need to open your eyes and appreciate him. I'm so sick of your *****y ****ing selfish addittude. CassieWestaway
Cassie youve been here for like 2 months, I dont know what youre trying to start, this is none of your business. I would do anything for sean as well, the only personal gain I get out of my friendship with him is a smile and a laugh. I appreciate him so much and he knows this. How is this selfish of me? You wernt there, you dont know the story, honestly its not your problem to try and solve? How is my attitude "*****y" and "****ing selfish" You barely even know me and you dont know the relationship between sean and I. Well if I dont deserve half the friends I have, i'm glad youve decided not to be one of them after seeing this b
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You dogged Sean bad. I don't see how you're still proud of your actions and expect him to forgive you. You need to have a long hard think about yourself.
first of all I do not see at all how this effects you, I did not "dog" him, if he actually listened to what I had to say he woukd ynderstand what actually happened. I dont expect him to forgive me, ai have never asked him once for any forgiveness. oh and hunny, I think you need to have a long hard think about yourself before getting involved in other people business, love ya x0x0
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Money or Loyalty ?
money over *****ezzz $$$
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
their non existanceness
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Date me please
oh bby sure thang
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Last person you argued with and why ?
everybody bc i hate everybody
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what are ya thoughts on bailey code?
omg he is such a lovely person and he is one of the best people to have a conversation with! i miss talking to him :(
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Thoughts on LiL SPOON
ew, jks shes fab and best basketball player out
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
maccas
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
MY FKN ARM!!!
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How do you deal with failure?
by being super cool
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
idk, 12 bc thts when i cud do wateva i wanted #yolo
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Who told you they loved you last
probs my mum
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thoughts on keegan
well, he's not Justin Bieber
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Ur so hot babe xx i would love to see where things go
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A body part you think you could do without ?
belly button
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
nudie run
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Thoughts on Dennis Cliffe?
he is very attractive and funny, would like to get to know him better though!
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How cool is brick??
brick is sick *swag sign*