Juan-miguel De Freitas
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Doing anything interesting these holidays?
Well I went on a forum for young leaders of Africa... Where we learned skill that will help us create and run a community action project (CAP) that deals with an issue in our community... So yeah that was damn interesting
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The craziest thing you have done?
The funky chicken in front of, and with, 4 very successful entrepreneurs
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Helll to the no 0_0 its lilyyyy by ze wayy
Helll yeah
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Apples or carrots?
Both... Both?... Both is good
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Have you caught up on all your sleep these holidays?
Yeah totally... Pfft... Maybe next week
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Do you prefer chicken or cheese? Or cheese on chicken or just chicken and cheese separate¿
Food is food... Are you offering to make some?
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Hahaha By FAR it has to be 'Hot Problems'... "Hot girls have problems too. We're just like you, except we're hot"... Damn that song is irritating!... They aren't lying though... They are quite hot (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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A super power you wish you had?
The power to poses any super power that I see in a movie, comic book, TV show, game or anime... I will be unstoppable... The world will be mine... MWAHAHAHA
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Who is your favourite soccer player?
Me... I'm my favorite soccer player B-)
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Who in your opinion will win the world cup soccer?
It is hard to tell... But I think that the team that takes down either Argentina and/or Brazil will win
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Are you upset Portugal has to go home now?
No I expected as much... I'm just dissapointed that messi is probably going to be top scorer -_-
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What you doing this weekend?
I have absolutely no idea...
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Do you want to come and iron for me? Lol!!!!
Sure... As long as you pay me :P
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When do you do gardening?
When it needs to be done... Well when my parents say that it needs to be done
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What are you really good at?
Math... That's all I can think of
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Do you think Portugal will be winning there next game?
Well I sure hope so... But the way Ghana has played... And the way portugal has played... I doubt it...
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What is your opinion on the world cup soccer so far?
Insane!!!... The craziest world cup ever!!!... For tons and tons of reasons!
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How has your day been so far?
... Ironing... Yeah...
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Do you think C.Renaldo is an ***hole,for walking off the field angry when they lost?
Well he is an ***hole for a lot of reasons... But that is not one of them... They played ****... He is allowed to be angry with them... And against Germany the ref was also an idiot so there is a lot of reasons to be angry
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What you doing this holiday?
Getting fit for football... And watching word cup... Other then that I have no idea
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Is your exams finished?
Yeah... Last Friday already...
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Who are you dating?
For the duration of the world cup I will be dating my TV!
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What would be the ultimate birthday gift?
Money is always the best birthday gift (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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What are you going to do when exams finish?
Catch up on lost sleep (•͡_ •͡
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You smartass,lol!!!Brazil will be winning this world cup soccer,they are the best don't you agree?
Nope I don't agree... If they can't even score against mexico then they won't win... But if they pick up their game then they stand a very good chance
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When do you finish writing exams?
FRIDAY!!! (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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Juan-miguel!! You smarticle :) I know you acing these exams. Stay cool ;) it's anonymous so .. uhm I was in your class last year and again this year *Hint Hint* haha xxx
Hmmm... "Smarticle"... Who could this be... Maybe a colorful bird of some sorts? ;P
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Did you have a good weekend?
Yeah it was TOO chilled
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Which soccer team will win the world cup?
Let's see.. Netherland and Germany both killed in their first game... Then again so did Brazil... So I guess I'll go for Uruguay...
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Did you enjoy the world cup soccer this weekend?
This weekend ,yes... Slightly after that, no...
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in attraction at first sight... But I doubt that i will be able to fall in love just by seeing someone once... But you never know...
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Have you got any cooking skills?
Hahaha...Yeah I am pretty skilled at burning food
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Great stuff you really do study hard,may you ace all the others,good luck!!!
Yes I totally study hard... Totally.. Pfft... And luck aint got nothing to do with it :P
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Do you think you did well on the exams?
Yes.. Not 100% sure about my physics test... But I aced afrikaans... Except paper 1... I aced math... I think I did well in accounting...I aced EGD... And the rest I'm sure I got a distinction
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Do you like photos of yourself?
No...No I don't ...
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Will you live on your own oneday when you qualify and get your degree?
Probably... But you never know... I might find 'THE ONE' before then
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How often do you take selfies?
Once in a lifetime...
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Someone is obviously jealous that your super intelligent and they not,lol,who could that be?
I have no idea... It could be anyone... It just depends on who hates me the most on a particular day (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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You iron?gee I hate it too,shame don't you have a maid doing that for you?
Yes... I'm the maid... And the gardener..
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You don't get pocket money,that s*cks,I'm sure you get something for all the house chores you help with,don't you?
I get food... And shelter...
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, I can do this forever you know? IAMTHEREALBATMAN
Yes you are... And you can't do this forever because there is a caracter limit on the questions... And eventually you will die... Thus it is impossible to carry on forever (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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What pisses you off the most?
Generally being called stupid really pisses me off!
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What chores at home do you hate the most?
Ironing... DEFINITELY ironing
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Are you good at saving your pocket money?
Totally... I don't spend a cent of it... The main reason being that I don't get pocket money (•͡_ •͡
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Doing anything fun this weekend?
Yes... math... Pfft... No nothing really... Except soccer practice
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Booo guess who this is. Shes freaking awesome, from vtown, apple, Portuguese. :p mwhahahaa
I have no idea... It could be lily... But that is too obvious... Hmmm... Who could it be...
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What are you writing this week?
Hopefully all the correct answers to the questions in the exams (•˛ •)
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Smartphone that is on your wishlist?
Firstly... This isn't afrikaans; you don't have to join random words together...it is "wish list"... And the smartphone that is on my wish list is The galacPROcraST1nator 4.0... It will be able to reSearch and do homework for you... It will be able to project a hologram of the person that you are phoning in order to improve sociability face to face... It will be able to take you back and forth in time... It will be able to turn you invisible... It will allow you to see ultraviolet and infrared light... But most importantly it will be able to download any random tapping game that your heart desires v(*.*)^
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What's your biggest fear?
That I am powerful beyond measure v(*.*)^
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How was your day today?
Two days ago was amazing... I aced an EGD exam...we won't talk about afrikaans... And I finally understood accounting <(' .' )>
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If you had one wish what would it be?
That is obvious... I would wish to have an infinite amount of wishes... And if that is impossible... Then I would wish that everytime I stick my hand into my pocket and pull it out a hundred Rand note apears in my hand '(•͡.̮ •͡ )
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Just chilling this weekend,I heard its going to ba a chilly one,and how good are you in soccer?
Pretty good I'd say... Not the best... Well yet that is '(•͡.̮ •͡ )
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Oh well mr bachelor will you want to have kids one day?
If I get married I'll have kids... If not then no
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Juan. Who's asking you all the ugly questions?
I have no idea.. Can't tell ... The person is anonymous
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Doing anything this weekend?
Besides probably studying for physics...no... I don't think so... I'm really not sure... But I'll see when I get there... Oh ya... There might be a soccer match on sunday... But that is about it I guess... Exams... It's just a couple more weeks... So Anon... What are you doing this weekend?(•͡.̮ •͡ )
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The idiot who sends you ugly questions seriously needs some manners don't you think?
That person needs a life... ****ing gay as* prick... But it's chilled... I can always delete any other messages that he sends (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
When I forgot to put brackets over "OH" in my physics test and it cost me full marks (◑.◑)
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How is the studying going?
It's going good enough...I guess
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How was your weekend?
Boring... Quite boring... Very boring.. Insainly boring... Spectacularly boring... And any other way of saying boring
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How was school today?
It was amazing... I'm pretty sure that I aced my afrikaans exams (◑.◑)
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I bet your as* is nice to put my tung and **** in it!
For one you spelled tongue wrong... And two... The ****!!!!!!!!!! (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)
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Hey Baby! How's our as* looking?
Metaphorically?... I haven't seen it lately... Because of all this success for which I thank the Lord greatly... I don't care if you hate me... Cause you wish you were me... But you aint me... So you ask how my as* is looking?... Bend down and kiss it and see (how do you like my rap... Boredom writes messed up raps)
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Who hasn't!... The friend zone is a *****... But we all seem to end up liking our friends because they are the girls that are the easiest to talk to... They are the girls that are themselves... They don't pretend as much... That makes them more atractive.. More beautiful... But she always seems to always go for the **** that is going to play her!!!... Girls don't even consider that the "perfect guy" might be the one that is there when the player breaks up with her... The friend zone is a *****
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You going to ONe Direction concert next year?
Yes... Maybe... No... Defiantly not... **** NO... Note how my level of sarcasm decreased
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Mr clever?lol!!!you should become a doctor don't you think?
I don't think... I really don't
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Will you marry for money or love?
Who said that I am going to marry... I'm going to be the ultimate bachelor
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Do you get along so well with carlo-filipe because like you he has a two word first name? Like your names you are joined by hyphen together
Me and carlo-filipe are like xbox with a controller, I'm the controller and his just there to provide the enterntainment
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pretty much hey?
Pretty much... Pretty much... Totally (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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90percent is good enugh,don't you think?
No!...that s*cks... What is wrong with you... That is basically a fail!!!... 100% is what you need to strive for (•͡˘˛˘ •͡)... Pfft
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You only young once so enjoy it,and stop wasting your time on too much sleep,lol,you can enjoy yourself without drinking and smoking,go dancing and meet new people,don't you agree?
Yeah... I don't think that the hypothetical.new people that I am going to meet want to see me dance (•͡.̮ •͡ )... But I get your point random stranger
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What's your passion in life?
Succeeding is my pasion... Because people love to see me fail (•͡.̮ •͡ )
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Elaborate?messed up how?
Crazy... Weird... Weirdly normal... Geeky...mostly crazy... Yeah crazy... Very crazy...
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Money or Love ?
I Love Money I guess v( ‘.’ )v
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How was your weekend?
Amazing... I was pretty much playing soccer this entire weekend
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Do you have lots of friends?
Pretty much... And they are all pretty much almost as messed up as me!
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Who was your childhood best friend?
My imaginary friend Salvador
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Ha ha your jokes are so corny,what sarcasm,I'm sure you take after your cousins or who?
Corny jokes are the best jokes... I actually don't know who I take after... Everyone you meet influences your personality
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You have a boring life it seems,sleep,eat,sleep,eat gee man get a life and go to parties or something,don't you think so?
No I don't think...Why would I waist my life going to parties, getting drunk and ****ing up my life... I would rather spend it with people that I love... With my family and friends... And my bed... And if I want to sleep and eat and sleep and eat then that is my problem... I'm tired as ****... So why would I spend my weekend getting more tired... So enjoy your parties douchebag
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Looks like you have a crush on your maths teacher,do you?
Hahaha no I'm just in love with get full marks in math ... You would understand if you got taught by her
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Last time you cried?
When I got rescued from a stranded island and cried for the loss of innocence and the death of my wise friend piggy... The one that I ate... It was sad... Cause my random friend Jack was going all savage on his as*... (Pfft This was totally not paraphrased from Lord of the Flies pfft)
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You such a clown,lol,or a serious joe?
I wouldn't say that I am a clown... Or a serious joe... I'm more of like a sarcastic sam ...
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could you elaborate?
Probably... What would you like me to elaborate on?... I'm assuming that the explanation for what you want me to elaborate would be sarcasm... Probably... But it depends on what (~_^)
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What you doing this weekend?
This is my plan for the weekend from friday night: sleep, wake up, eat, sleep,wake up, eat,sleep, wake up, eat, sleep, wake up, eat, go to soccer, kick as*, go home, eat, sleep... Well that's my plan... I'm sure my parents have a different one
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Whose the smartest person you know?
I would say my bro... But he is quite lazy which isn't very smart of him... Thus I'd say mrs Barnard #bestmathteacherever... I would probably go back to V-town just to thank her for everything that she has taught me... One day
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What a joker,tell me a joke?
Oooo.. I have a good one: children in the back seat causes accidents... Accidents in the back seat causes children
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Skin to bone, steel to rust, ash to ashes, dust to dust, you're deception my disgust IAMTHEREALBATMAN
Linkin park- skin to bone... Come on man... With the amount of songs that you have on your computer there must be a more difficult one there
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Have you got a good sense of humour?
No... My sense of humour is bad... Very bad...michael jackson Bad
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Do you like to play games more then play soccer?
Depends on the day... I can be quite lazy
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You have a funny sense of humour I see,do you watch lots of funny movies?
Thanks random stranger... And just by acknowledging my humour I can see you too have a good sense of humour -_-... And yes... I do watch lots of funny movies... For example titanic... That **** is hilarious!... But seriously I do actually watch a lot of funny movies
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Would you say you the next Cristiano Ronaldo?
No I'd say that I am the first Juan-Miguel De Freitas B-)
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What is your favourite past time?
I'm not sure there are so many times that have past... But once again I shall conform and say... Playing soccer
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You could of said your sister,dumb as* she is the best,lol!!!and hottest female actress you like?
Sorry I haven't measured their temperature lately... But for the sake of not waisting time I will conform and asume that you mean best looking or most beautiful... I would say Victoria Justice
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Favourite car?
Audi R8... Best looking car ever!
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Prettiest girl you've ever seen 0.0
For some reason I am asuming that you want me to say you... But it probably aint you... But I guess I will answer your question with a chicé... I don't know... There are so many pretty girls that I have seen... But they are all beautiful in their own unique way... And they are so beautiful that you can't choose between them... You know what I know exactly who I am going to pick!... My brother... He is the prettiest girl I know hahaha... I bet you thought I was going to give a serious answer -_-
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What is your weakness?
Spelling actual words -_-
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What is your favourite subject?
For now physics cause it is the easiest,,, for now!
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Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
Well if I actually had a girlfriend, I probably wouldn't just leave her... Especially not for a celebrity... The reason for that being that their lives are (most of the time) too messed up to even call lives... Plus they travel a lot and have no time on their hands...I don't want to have to make an apointment just to see my own girlfriend...But on the other hand this whole thing is pointless until I actually get a girlfriend -_-