Jonah
jonahvanrooyen
lol, I dont really give af
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What p*rn site do you watch ??
I would tell you, but I don't want to leak your moms phone number like that
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Would it be weird if someone you didn't know dm'ed you?
Nuh
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Do you have a girlfriend
No
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Are you in Cape Town now
I am indeed
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Damn I wanna pull but I need to know if you single or taken!!!!
I'm single ??♂️?
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What makes you genuinely happy?
My best friend
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Be my daddy
Why do I feel like this is Mohamed ??♂️❤️
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I love you so much lump head shot for being a real one hope you s*ck a fat dck soon
This message literally made the next 69 years of my life. Still can't believe you s*cked off that hobo for magic beans. I love you more
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Can we talk dirty
Soz, I'm already talking dirty with your mom
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I want to be mates but I sent you a dm and there was no answer so deleted it?
Lol, I probably didn't see it. DM me again and let me know it's you
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I met you the other day and you're really fcking attractive
Who are you? ?
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How tall are you???
6'2 or something like that
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Is your personality anything like your insta?
You tell me
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What features do you look for in a girl ?
Brown hair
Not extremely short, but shorter than me
Long hair
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What do you look for in a girl
Someone that is funny, someone that is able to put up with me and all of my problems. Someone that I can trust. A person that's not afraid to disagree with me. Someone that gives me good advice tries to make me a better person
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Any turn offs in girls or guys?
Honestly depends on who the person is
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Your voice is so deep ?
??♂️?
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Dad, dad, dad come back mhmmmmm
I can't believe you s*cked off that hobo for magic beans
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Opinion on stretch marks?
Honestly don't bother me. I'm fine with stretch marks ?
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Would you pull a black (be honest yes or no )
Depends on the person
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Heard of the new girl in plett?
What new girl ?
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Get off of qooh me and go study so I can take you for ice cream
- your study mom
Okay okay, I'm sorry. I'll start now
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I met you a while ago and YOU ARE SO TALL HOLY CRAP ??
Thanks ? ?
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You and mika????????
I love how in this day and age I can't just have a friend without people assuming sht. Like seriously ? Every time I post a photo with a friend, or something similar to that, everyone just flips out and thinks we're an item. Y'all need to chill. Mika is my friend
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What is your number one rule?
"No running around the edges of a swimming pool"
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Style tips? Yours is lit
Don't have any tips. Just do you ??♂️
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Pls post an actual selfie so I can see your face not that half cut off sht
Missions bro
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why do all your friends tag your whole friend group in one picture?even when you aren't all in the picture ?
I don't know mahn, I'd love to find out ?
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I need your help, I can't reach the top shelf of my cupboard to pull out the bread to feed them. Also the music has been very loud lately then on top of it all the gum under the mavericks table isn't the same without you.
I don't even have words ☄️
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I would really love to get to know you better! can I dm you?
Go ahead
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Why you being such a dck do me m8 you know who i am
Cuz you telling people we got a thing going on when we don't, ☝️
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Do you enjoy dancing on rooftops?
I do indeed
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You look like G-eazy
Shot robin ??
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5 best friends who are girls?
Keelan
Keelan
Keelan
Keelan
Keelan
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Still have your A$$ V??
This is intelligent
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Dylan van dyk?
Wie is dit ?
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fck me before I kill myself ❤❤❤❤❤ -Simon Watkins
Or I could kill you before you fck yourself
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What do you think about amy hendricks
Long story
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Why do you keep deleting posts it makes me so sad
I am sorry ??♂️
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school?
Greenwood bay college
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Post nudes
Get me to 1 million followers And I'll post nudes
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damn you attractive af!
Why thank you random stranger
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What should be free, but isn't?
Boning your mom
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I would to know you better, like to get under your $exy body
lol, hit me up homie
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Are you going to deep in Space ?
Naai I ain't
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What's up with your insta user
Inside joke ??
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Do u perhaps know a girl named Kay she used to stay in plett or jaime??
I do
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If I DM you will you reply? I really wanna be mates
Yeah I will
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Would u date amy Hendricks
lol, no
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You and keelan having a thing?
Nooope
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Are you and Matthew dating ?
No? He's dating G ?
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I come from the farraway lands of George
Then go back to those lands... Gregory
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You should literally kill yourself you worthless coon
Nuh, I'm good
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Where are you from?
Plettenberg Bay
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You and Matthew leppan?
That's mah boi ?️?️❤️
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These people neeed to chillaaa down a little . like damn Africa ? Didn't their mamas ever teach them that Hatings a crime . you're a supppeerr cool person and whatever them little dudes are saying to you is bullsht ??? keen to see you soon tho ?
Ahh thank you, who is this ?
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Last song you listened to ?
Eminem - space bound
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You seem more of a kid
True true
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Who tf are you calling kids?
??♂️
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Dank feed
Shot a lot my friend
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You and cabe good now?
We are indeed, we sorted everything out
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You are the hottest guy I know , I wish there were guys like you in CT ?
Agh man, thank you so much ?
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Heard you a main owe
Eh, what can I say ??♂️
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Liam Jeppe?
Pretty djas oak
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Did you leave Cape Town? Where'd you go?
Back to my home town, plettenberg bay ?
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What common thing have you never done?
Bought a fidget spinner
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If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Forbes
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Tall, kind of attractive. But really dumb and terrible personality. 6/10 in total
??
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favourite song ?
the kids -Eminem
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Favourite lime from a song ?
I might just fck up my uber driver
Deep in your btch like a scuba diver
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But I do know the full story. Annika never liked cabe, and liked you because you're hot af and cabe is kinda ugly. And she stopped talking to him and hooked up with you on New Years.
Not the full story. At all
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Y u gai lol f***** ****
You're funny
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Why would you do that to Cabe? You knew he liked Annika
You don't know the full story so can you go and fck yourself ? ?
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How could you talk like that about the christian geloof?Dont you have any respect for people and their believes,that says alot about you...
Calm down, didn't mean to offend anyone. It's an inside joke that Anne and I have?
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Can't believe you would do something like that to cabe :/
I know this is you cabe
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Cabe or Jordan?
Cabe by far ?I haven't spoken to Jordan once
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What are you good at ?
Wouldn't we all like to know
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Heard you're dating Jordan? Why lol.
First of all I'm not. Secondly, I barely know the guy, but I'm sure he ain't that bad
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Your standards are too high ??
Yes, definitely. My standards are waay too high?
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Why? Coryn is so ugly ??
Why what ? And no need to be a assshole
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
I'd take Draco Malfoy out of Harry Potter because he's a **** ?
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Mika Morris or mika Fairweather? (For the top 5 prettiest girls)
Morris
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You should really get someone else to qooh you :(
I know I know
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I like that bolder, that is a nice bolder ?
Ey donkie?
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Top 5 prettiest girls in plett
(Dont give a sht about offending people)(calm down, i might have forgotten some people)(only people i know)
1. Taylor
2. Hannah
3. Mika
4. Zoe
5. Dante
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Who do you like? Girlfriend wise..?
Why do you want to know ? ?
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How are you feeling right now?
Sunburnt
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Someone you wish you knew better?
Not sure
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Someone in plett you really wanna meet?
Uhh.. I don't know mahn. I've met all the people I want to meet i guess
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Jonah the bi$exual, tall, non compensating, ugly, handsome, paper luck donar
You're the only person that qoohs me. For this I am greatful
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Jonah the stoner
That's me ?
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*flexes*
How many niggas are in my store
I know you're stealing
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You and Tay seem close ?
We are ?
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It's so disappointing how many people hate on you for being bi$exual. I accept you, person I don't know.
Thank you person I don't know ☝?