Jordan Floyd
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What are you sick and tired of?
Tons of sht why.
What makes you instantly hate someone?
By simply existing.
What makes you happy to be alive?
My family.
Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
I'm ignoring the person I'm ignoring because they have the nerve to come crying to me about needing money for wipes for her baby but can magically afford 2 tattoos and still bug me for momey. Too bad she's just a little girl who puts herself before her son. This is why 15 year olds shouldn't get pregnant and this is coming from a teen mom.
What was your first kiss like?
I don't remember it was years ago
What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you?
Nothing or else I'd have already told everyone. Duh.
What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
There's never a best version to someone. There is ALWAYS room for improvement
What are you obsessed with right now?
Trailer park boys
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Kardashians.
What's the worst present you've ever received?
Um idk
Make a confession
I have nothing to confess. I don't have secrets
What is something very few people know about you?
There's a reason very few know about it so I'm not going to just spill here on the internet.
What have you noticed about yourself recently?
That I'm so in love with my boyfriend even more so now since our daughters birth that I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life with him
What is your favourite slang word ?
Bruh is my favourite
Which trend are you not into ?
Popular ones
How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
Through abuse
What is your purpose in life?
To love and raise my children to help change even a small portion of the world for the better
What do you want to hate, but can't?
Idk
Your current bank balance ?
Sad that's what
What are you tired of?
A lot of things.
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
btch I've always been attractive
What would put a smile on your face today ?
Going into labour
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
That you can't trust anybody anymore.
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Idk that's why I'm not running for office now isn't it.
What do you silently judge people for?
I'm not sure, I don't normally pay attention to strangers.
What is good in your life right now?
My husband and my kids. They are my everything and keep me going
What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
Oh lord um there's a few I can't quite pick the most crushing thing.
What will you be doing in next hour ?
Probably sitting on my phone on Facebook.
What or who are you obsessed with right now?
I'm obsessed with crispy chicken sandwiches and crispy chicken bacon ranch wrap at Tim Horton's. Oh my fck it's amazing.
What is something that people might not like about you?
A bunch of stuff. Probably my habit of being severly blunt with people.
How do you think the world will end?
Idk and idc
What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
Not sure because I never paid attention to rumors when I was a kid.
What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
The new terminator and it was alright.
What's one thing you wish you could do every single day?
Idk
What were you not prepared for?
Dealing with stupid questions like this.
Whats annoying you right now?
Not having chicken wings
What mistake will you never make again?
Idk
If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pjs
What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
$ex or get comfy depends on the night.
What was your first relationship like?
Obviously not good since we aren't together.
Why aren't you famous?
Because I'm lazy
What offends you ?
Not a whole lot
What do you have no time for?
Bullsht
What is the worst trend you participated in?
I don't so idk.
Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
A reliable one
What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
Did you already ask this?
How old will you be in 2030 ?
I'll be like 38
What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on?
My ex XD
What's something everyone likes but you hate with a passion?
Most mainstream sht
Which talent you wish you had ?
Idk I have a bunch of talents as it is
What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
A lot of funny sht but I'm thankful they weren't recorded XD
What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
fcking pickles
Why do you have that scar ?
Well I was bit by a dog, I had a C-section and I used to cut so that's pretty much all my scars
What do you not feel like doing today?
Cleaning
If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Kill all the stupid people and start fresh
Why do you smell so bad dude ?? Come on bro ;) sydney.floyd
Lmfao wtf? Maybe you should stop farting then you won't smell smelly stuff
What are you obsessed with?
A bunch of stuff
When was the last time you got angry and why?
Today and because my son fought with me about a nap that he ended up losing and passing out.
What or who has recently grabbed your attention and why ?
My boyfriend and he's always had it.
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
I babysat her when she was younger
Who do people always say you look like?
My mother
What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
The majority of things tbh
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Stupid people.
Your current mood ?
Very happy
Last song you played before replying to this ?
Tenacious D's the Pick of Destiny or POD
Your most embarrassing moment ?
Too many
What are you terrible at ?
Replying to people.
What got you upset recently?
My son being bad lol
Which song describes your mood today ?
Idk I guess something happy
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Probably friends or say yes to the dress Atlanta.
What are you currently worried about ?
Not really anything tbh
Who and when was your first kiss ?
Lol idk i was a kid XD
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
A decent sized house with my kids and Josh.
What was the happiest moment in your life?
When my son was born
How would your friends describe you?
A hilarious btch.
What are you passionate about?
A lot of things.
What life lesson did you learn today ?
That owning a car would be great considering there's shtty a ss weather.
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Idfk
A song you think is overated ?
Pretty much anything mainstream
How many doors do you have at your house?
Like 6
How do you plan on ending this year ?
I plan on ending it with lots of love <3
What are you trying to prove to yourself?
Nothing. I don't need to prove anything to myself
How many kids would you like to have ?
3
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Old age or sarcasm at the wrong time.
What does success mean to you?
Success is watching my children grow up happy
Why are you special ???
I'm not special I'm unique. Special is for people with entitlement.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Um they are a newborn they won't understand you anyways
Whats your addiction?
Idk $ex and food I guess loool and my phone.
Battery percentage on your phone?
69% and charging.
What is your idea of living the good life?
Being surrounded with my family. And my soon to be cuddles with my two kids and my hubby.
Holy sht, congratulations to you and Josh!! :) raina.calder
Thanks!
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
My fair amount.
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
My child.
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
I would spend the rest of my life with my family making memories
What would you call your autobiography?
The life of me
What do you want most out of life?
For my children to be happy with their lives as they grow up
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
My loves arms
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Dunno
What is your current state of mind?
Happy
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
There is no such thing as perfect happiness so in order to be happy you must first accept that it'll be rough at times but if you stay true to yourself you'll find happiness
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