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What many hair strand you got?
What even πππ
Do you know a Siva by any chance?
My best broπ
I want saris
You sell but
Last Christmas, I have you my heart π
Have?ππ€£π€£π€£
Hows the gym there? π
How's the Ravi there?
Did you ever fall backwards on the treadmill?
No? But my best bro did and I can't believe I missed it
Can't wait to hit someone with weights βΊ
Imagine me?
I guess its true that you cant be "friends" with someone whos "friends" with the same person yall talked about. That was cold, even for you
You made you s*ck lemon?πI don't care
Whoyoo now this desperate people visiting your qoohme ππππ
Bro I know whoβΊοΈ
Ishobete π
Ishobete tomorrow bro
Ayy how you mahn?
I'm good and you?π
Have you ever been annoyed on a bus trip because they stopped somewhere for a break and there were no bathrooms?
The only bus trips I went on was to Durban for excursion and it's short distance
Rawlings ππππ like awnings
Fawnings
Pull your socks up.
Rawlings-zn
Advertise for me " I'll make you forget that you have a gf"πππ
Dawnside vibesπ
Ohhhh now people are acruelly visiting ur qoohme to ask about shadrick π
I died at first, but I got a feeling who it isβΊοΈ
Was shahid your farewell date?
No my nephew was my dateπ
I want crocodile videos.
Go marry **************"n
Eh VanT KrOkdiL vEediOs
Go get married
Hows the think fish??πππ
Hosh grade 7
Mam. I got farevell spesiaal on saree. Contarct me if you vant. Gawd bliss and stray blissed
200
Mam. U come siva hall on fryday
Friday cakeππ
Heh. Ishmahbete jn
Ishobete?
Ishobete.
Isnothobete yet
Egg came out of your hair cake?
So lukka it came outπso much flipping shells
Your breed was showing nicely today when you were messedπππ
Ishobete that's why
Hows your nails? ?? Manicure will help?
Ishobete
BARE!!!
Don't forget the R E
Hows the gorilla bombs there??
I'm buying eggs for you
I want to see crocodile βΊ
Whodumboo
*Jeorgias face at home affairs*
I just can't wait to see those passports
*kicks flipflop and touches ceiling*
"Smiles like how I showed you"
Biblicalπ
My name in the Bibleπ
Hows the farewell date there??? Organise for me too
I can organise a friend from his school if you want?
When you find out the hall is named after a great person from india(not gandhi)
Oh god started nowπ
Hows Logies cat?
You mean hows you?
Saad noose. Siva dieded.
Who dieded him?
I vant ti goa India for helliday
Goa for cristmis
I am a cat. Cat I am. Am cat?
Cat is you. You is cat. Cat you. You cat
hows your medulla oblongata???
Spinal cord hoshhhh
remember how today your foot dented the mud by the exam room?
See here ID aunty, shut your mouthπ
but tell me something
who dieded you??
How? How?
remember when that insect thing fell from the window in afrikaans??
cannot get over your reaction and how you jumped :)
Remember your id? I can kill with just those 3 wordsπ
i think my other qoohs didnt get sent bc the english was very bad and maybe it was banned
I told you ayeπ
Ashok no name brand talks better english than Siva. Because apparently Siva went for 'classes' to talk like that
How obviously. How tf is Siva so talented? Can't be natural. Can never beπ₯
i heard you too wearing happy socks for farewell w my baby? Whats happening now?
Whoyosho yah with heels and socks. Imagine how boss that'll lookπ
em gone india for holiday in febriworry. **** gone in deesembir becors i didnt by crissmist present 4 family. how theyll do me if i dont bring. feenished for Siva. vill sleep otsite on the rod. fill sori 4 me mam.
I want crissmist present firstπ
but how that seed thing fell from the tree and you died
See here. Lucky the stick never break your neckπ
My name is JISTELL JUDE NAIDOO. I like barfee ice cream and clean shoes.
My name Kovishka Siva Govender. I don't like barfee ice cream like Jude because something wrong with me
What's your name?
Sheberd
Have you ever tried counting your hairstrands? bc i know i did :)
Tfπ
911, whats your emergency?
Uh uh *crying*
My cat in the tree
whats your favourite animal?
Cat. Because my best friend is oneπ₯π
I'm gona start going to the gym from December bc I'm already bored for the holidaysss
Go sleep imma sleep
You bought cat food for me??
Yah whiskers
how many fingers and toes you got??
2 in total
Ayooo. Child got so happy to see you. She was performing when she went home bc Russia them also came and she was jelly bc i was friends with the other child :)
For what you launches her!!!
You're the HOK to my SIVA
You're the cat to my dog
"Please check the important email that was sent via SMS"
Yeppp, i read that right
OMG tf
If only Baib knew that we already got her future planned out for her
If only.
how was YOUR paper 2///
Don't
but you'll drive ambulance for me while i see to the dying patients???
How of course wk
and also if you have panic attack anolll, you'll be safe bc in ambulance, not guarantee I'll save your life
Yah you go. But please come pick me up with the vehicles and put siren
Go search "Impi- Johnny Clegg ft Juluka"
please read the lyrics and you have to sing the song too
Never ever
Why are my other qoohs not sent?? Those were the lit ones tooπ
Resend how wk
Aya sis for you and your barfee ice cream that's sweet afππ
It's so lovely how can you not like it omgπ
That means you will also like the bombay crush π guess who's from Bombay, India???π
Sivalingam Vijayswami (56)
For ASHOK?π
I heard you carry pump in the exam room?? But I'm not there to take your breath away bro wkπ
You take it away in the mornings bro. Takes effect after longπ
You're the dog to my catπ
You the cat to my dog "weow"
You feel shy to cough in the exam room? ? Don't feel shy, I'm not there to laugh at youπ
I wish you were aye. I'll even cough on purpose. No suitcases allowed but
Hows my cousin-in-law?
He's alright uh. I saw my niece in law todayππππ
The only fireworks I'm gona be seeing is when I'm writing maths.
And we did
Hows your nails, I mean eyelashes there?π
Hows your whiskers?
I heard you preach Allah in the mosque and out of mosque too??
Only for special orders
Must start learning for maths p2 from today bro.
Yah aye. After paper 1, definitely
You mist qualify and spik our inglish fist mam
no mahn. CAT. i can't anymore
Get you a girl that makes you laugh so hard that you gotta take pump
GET me marks for maths paper 1
I'm bali India. Say mah nem say mah nem
SIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Peeees check on BSU for the IDs
CAN'T WAIT
Sivalingam Vijayswami here reporting to you live
oyo shtttt
Mam dats burst English lane i speak eva
i just want to know. and be honest. did you for lessons?
Okay you be south African Indian and I be India Indian?
see here HOK wanna be india indian too
Mem. Plz chose bit win Sivalingam Vijay swami and Ashok no name brand
oh my god i really had to take pump for this
Aunteeeeee
sivaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ask me anything you like anonymously
anything you like?
Aunty aunty welcome back to Ryans toy review
wendy wendy!!!!!
But vy u always no repli to India bali?
see here. he has a name. ASHOK
Are you picking and choosing which qoohs to answer bc i sent lot that were kak funny but you didn't answer itπ
my qoohs are so dry that there's nothing to choose. thanks for making it jump ashok
Guess what song stuck in my head
Alicia Keys - no one
can get in the way of what i'm feeling? and tf why?
Whoyoooooo sht
bushknife bobby reporting live
no one:
Jude: *coughs in exam room and takes pump like one rani*
*kovishka wishing she could be in the same exam room because she misses me too much*
Did you get inspired by that Nike advert???
'you're dry'
'you're something'
you're a nut. tffff
write "stuffed our faces" in formal english
filled mouth?
Cakeshni & Cakeshen???
my bros that how wk
yah we all in one squad
Ghostpops and phone coversss?
what happened to no stolen rani?
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