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What's the deal with you and carl?
Asdfghjkl bestest friends.. :D
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what's the story with you guys now?
we are friends! :D why the need to know?
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YOU ARE AMAZING BABY. LOVE YOU.
I'll be your damsel in destress if you be my saviour of the universe (flash) xoxox
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Do you still talk to bj or not?
Why yes! I do indeed! BFFL's! #London2016
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you have the best fashion i have ever seen on a human specimen. marry me
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some one who can apreciate style! <3 yup! Just as long as the engagment ring isnt tacky and it cant be gold coz that washes me out and makes me look sick :D also vintage would be preferable :D haha do you mean that you have seen better fashion on an in-human speciman? Coz that is sah kewl! Xox
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what made you change your mind and your response to the last question? they're completey opposite answers
Very observant of you! Im not sure exactly, i think i answered it the first time when i was really tired and thinking deeply about life and who i am especilly after the hate. I wasnt in the most positive of moods, so i re-answered it today in a fresh mood! Yay for positivity! :D
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You don't even know who you are anymore you seem so lost
at least im not alone, i think every teenager is lost. thats what being a teenager is about! finding yourself! i think im almost there actually!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ehWPCI3E_s SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Hahaha sheeeeeeeeeiiiiieettt made me smile, thankys xoxox
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So much hate."Love is the only answer, hate is the root of cancer then". :D don't be sad, fak haters, don't feed the trolls!! remember that!! don't let them get to you. Methhelp? sounds like fun... oh... god... sheeeeeeeeeit D:!
New that's a bit cute xoxox it's hard not to feel a little sad when you get told you are a pitch to everyone... I have no clue what I have done, its freaking me out! Haha <3
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TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE! :D
Haha kk hmmmm I love lame jokes okso what did the guy say when he lost his tractor?.................. where is my tractor. Hahahahaha soon funny lolz
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TELL ME A JOKE! :D
Hmmmm ummm what is long brown and sticky?................................. a stick.
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do you ♥ someone?
Nope, don't plan to for a while either=)
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Wh0 d0 y0u d1sl1ke?
People who type like you.
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ugh you're perfect
Hahahahahahahahzhahahahahahaha trolllalollalolll. You my friend have an extremely morphed view on perfection! I think you should click the methhelp link below....
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we need to hang again cause your the best person ever and nicki :) xxxx
Haha who is this?? Yup I'm keen! <3
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why you get so much hate wtf you're stunning and so funny omg
I don't know why!!! It frustrates me because they don't tell me any details! It plays on my mind for ages, just trying to figure out what exactly I've done to whom! Haha #kdawgscomedyclubxoxo
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you're my favourite naylander and always have been love atalanta hehe:p oxoxoxoxoxox
Nawwwww love ya lanty!! Xoxox you are my oldest friend! <3
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i tried to give you a compliment omg i cant spell okay i wanted to say you're pretty but i cant spell and it camne it pertyy dont shut me down omg kalens no
Yup... I'm still just kalena... xoxox
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Kalena you are so good looking! And are like the funniest person I know XD Despite what happened with your group I still love ya!
Haha I'm just me! Naw thanks love! I think I know who this is.. =) bff!
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if its the person I think thats hating on her, they need to get over the fact that kalena has nothing to do with your social insecurity issues, how cool is it when people incorporate sigh into their sentences. yeah 10 points! cool! Ninaaaaaaa
Hahahahahaha love yay ninz! Made my day! Xoxox nine you're on like over 500 points for sending qoohs that aren't anonymous! So you win <3
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seeing you get hate on here makes me real upset like really :( x
Noo don't get upset about it sweety! It's my problem and I don't want anyone else to feel sad because of who ever is to PPUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY to face me xoxox chin up =)
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love you kaleny x x x Ninaaaaaaa
Naww ninz! Love you too!!! Xoxox =)
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http://www.methhelp.org.nz/ i feel like i cant reach you so click this link
I'm not even gonna click it, methhelp? Really? Hahahahaha I know I'm a bit Cray Cray but I'm not really down with synthetics aye! Hahaha
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so motherf***er i kind of killed some on and the rest is history but hes on your door step thanks you know what to do
Wut? Ummm soz lolz I'm not the morgue! Take da body someplace else!! It's stanky!
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ur pertyy
Um actually I'm kalena... I think you got the wrong qoohme.....
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you are so annoying and not even pretty I have no idea why everyone thinks you are, your not cool so stop trying to be cool and your such a Bit** to everyone.
I know! I get pissed off with myself for being annoying! I honestly can't help it! I know I'm not pretty, I'm just me! And I'm fine with that! Haha I'm not cool I just like to have a good time and be my self! No I'm not a Bit**. I know that I delt with a certain situation in probably not the most friendly way but in saying that I did none of the talking. it was a group of us involved so why am I the only one getting hate?
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OYE WEON, QUEDA POCO WEON, CONCHETUMARE WEON, WEONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wena po.
Puto.
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Oye kalena, chupame las celulas de leydig plz
No entiendo! English plez
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you want to se*t ?
Tehehe lulz. No fanks xoxox
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Sigh. Never mind, just continue acting like the princess you think you are while people tiptoe around you. Have a nice life.
f*** you. don't say shi* like that. you are accusing me of making peoples lifes hell and here you are trying to do exactly that to mine! i dont know why but all the hate mail never seems to bother me, like at all but this time im fully upset! so congratuf***enlations. Have a nice life. Leave me alone.
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how´s yur as*?
fine, thanks. how's yours?
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It's interesting to see that you get hate on here. Maybe you're not as nice a person as you think cause it seems you make more than a few peoples life hell.
Who said I made people's life's he'll? I stay out of peoples way unless I'm friends with them. Sounds silly but I'm really shy when it comes to people I don't know, or I'm not friends with. Honestly I could never say something Bit**y to anyone's face, I would feel sooooo terrible, I can't even do it anonymously on here. I just don't understand what they are talking about! I mean sure I'm no saint, but I never attacked anyone or did anything to make someone's life a living hell! I'm no bully! I know who I am and I know who I'm not. Ok can some one please just come off anon so I can sort this cerfuffle out? It's kinda just annoying coz I don't understand what the problem is! I want specific details so that I can fix this!!! ????????????????????????????? xoxoxox
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do u like any1
I don't know how to answer this question for myself.... let along on qoohme </3 <3 :(
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shi* someone already told the do you even lift joke, i be late
Haha gooooooooood one! :D
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du ue evn lift?
Haha obviously. I have radd guns oi
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Not a known giver of f***s http://24.media.tumblr.com/28d1a8803053bb4ac5cccf58053b3b91/tumblr_mfsv9fTZwe1rknc75o1_1280.jpg
AHHHHHHHGGGGGG AGHHHHHHHWHAAAAAAATTTTTTT IM LIKE CRYING! ew i feel sick. Thats soooooooooooo nasty!!!!!!!!!
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u kno if dis beg cok can fit ma auns cuz it don stap bleding. hlep pls.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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Recibà algo muy especial... satna pls giv me aanl se* dnt sthap, juses crust mdafck stp tuchn my cok pls
Seba? Wtf mate! Haha
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qué recibiste pa navidad?
Well i got tickets to chile! And some spending money! Also i brought myself a tablet! And thats about it! Can't complain! Y tu?
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anon stahp plz dnt fck my auns stahp
Hahahahahahahaha woooooot?
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Yeah unfortunately theres no video... yet.
Faaark that's so true!!!
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Wow what a great question! Well im gonna take this opportunity to ask the anon hater why have you not com off anon yet?????? Are you scared im gonna hit you or something?? Coz duuude look at my guns! They couldnt gonna hurt a thing! Im not gonna rage at you! Acctually we should meet up for coffee sometime! Ahave a good chat about all your issues with me! Who knows i might have issues with you too! We could sort some shi* out! Which i would prefer tbh rather than have some random hate me.... :( awks if you are some one who i think im friends with! XOXOX btw im gnna post this to fb so even if you dont get back on my qoohme you will hopefully see this :D im not doing it for attention i just want you to see it, ok just wanted to clear that! <3
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are you into gore? http://nacional.biobiochile.cl/notas/2012/12/25/comandate-de-bomberos-cae-al-vacio-tras-lanzarse-en-paracaidas-en-acitividad-navidena-en-la-serena.shtml
Fffaaaaarrrrhhh that sounds like a bad accident!
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Your all shi*, how do you not want to be popular? Look at the likes for your profile pictures, they go from like 5 to 120 likes, over the course of the year.
Not my fault.
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you should audition for xfactor!
ummmmmm wtf? no.
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SabÃs qué? No te djie feliz ***pleaños. Feliz ***pleaños. adiosÃn c:
haha thanks :D
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OH OH OH Poltergeist, Magic, Alien, The Exorcist, The Silence Of The Lambs... (NIGHTMARES, COME AT ME BRO!) You can try the clas*ic ones: Nosferatu, Night of the living dead, Frankenstein, Psycho, The Invisible Man... Have fun! (or bedwetting)
haha thanks! i look forward to watching some good horror moves for a change!
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MMMMMMMk i've seen a few GOOD horror movies, and a lot of awful horror movies... but if i have to recommend you one, Ju-On scared the shi* outta me. Any Japanese movie is great. Damn Hollywood remakes, f***ing cliches.
ok thanks! will have to watch sometime!
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Glad you like mah little song :) I wrote the lyrics (it started as a poem for school), but I'm just a terrible singer. How bout you? Do you sing well? -S.
thats sooo cool! i bet you're not that bad. :D
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Who do you think are the most popular year 11s at nayland?
idk, the people who sit at the quad?
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Skype in the next few days please. Need to see your pretty face again <3 also we are going on a date when i get back please.
i love it how you say "please"as if there is a chance i would say no. sahhh caute! <3 but hell yes! naww ilz bby! xox
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I was bored so i thought id stalk your qoohme. Kinda missing you lots and lots. This summer couldve been so amazing had i been in nz! #fukmalyfgurl #ilz4eva xoxo you beautiful girl
who dis? jokes. how were you bored? your in europe!!!!!! mate my qohme is off the rails ay! like woah! haha. nawwww i miss you to <3 would rather not think about how this summer could have been........ :( but will see you soonish!!! YAY! #fukourlyfs 5 out of 6 months we are in different countrys to each other. dat aint right! love you 4 ever ma boi xoxox <3
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Knock knock
haha who's there?
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Who do you wish you were better friends with?
everyone! idk more people from year 12 i guess and from other schools! but actually everyone!
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sup cool kid
hey! you da kewl kid!
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no se que wea preguntar estoy más aburrido que la mierda. pregúntame algo, que me da paja hacerme una cuenta. -S
get one yourself! its not that hard! :P haha :D
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Otra cosa, no asumas que soy yo por puro que está en español la wea, porque la otra pregunta no la hice yo. Creo que es menos creepy en español. AdiosÃn, se cuida. -S
vale amigo! gracias!
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It looks like you've recived a lot of hate these days. here have some love: http://www.goear.com/listen/be1a6fa/ayer-y-hoy-2-sebastian-b (bored w/guitar on winter vacations. use headphones) -Seba.
oh my goodness! that is so amazingly beautiful! i love it! you totally cheered me up!
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fav actor
Goodness that's a really tough one! Gosh thee are solo many! Well I love meral Streep because she is such a diverse actress she has no limitations she just fully commits to each individual character. Also I love Johnny depp basically for the same reasons! Umm well Dylan Moran is just sooooo amazingly funny! coz he is a comedian also :) umm bill bailey is a one and only! I love how he just gets lost in his characters. Also he is a musical genius and an amazing comedian! Nawwww I love Judy garland she is just such a sweet heart! There are sol many more but I can't of any at the moment
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worst horror film you have ever watched
Umm well there is a lot of competition in this category! Well "don't be afraid of the dark" would have to be up on the top 5 worst, that little girl was just stupid! Idk they as all pretty bad!
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best gift you've evah received
Faaaaaaaaar that's a tough one! Probably gonna go with the gift of life from the p-rents, can't really complain about that one ay!
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best horror film you have ever watched
Hmm I'm really not sure! Tbh I haven't watched a good horror that wasn't stupidly predictable! Recommend me something!
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Quiero entrar en ti
soooooooooo creeeeeeepy
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ow bey g keen 4 a rewt?
nicky? ew no LOL XOX
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ayo gurl it be tyrone again. you be keen fo a buket a kfc 2 nite?
mmmmm na fanks :P
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Kalena to be perfectly f***ing honest with you, I'm going to come off anon soon enough anyway and tell you how I really think of you cause your just being the biggest little Bit** in Nelson I know. So yeah, have fun with that ''life''
ok i look forward to it! i like surprises! omg thats an oxymoron! "biggest little Bit**" very good use of language features! gives sooo much more depth and meaning to your words! just wondering what is stopping you from coming of anon right now? xoxox omg thanks! i will! best of luck with yours! i hope you find what you're looking for!
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You treat people like they're dirt and you're some queen. You feel the need to be the most popular girl out there. What a sad life for you Kalena.
would just like to take this moment to apologise for my long answers! i get really into it and i cant stop writing! so much emotion! :D
who have i treated like dirt? hahaha queen of what exactly? i really don't feel that way! i just wanna be happy! (which btw i really am at the moment! life is good, you can't shake me, so you really should stop trying!)
you know what im over this, i can't be botherd, im gonna get back to my happy life. have a good night! xoxox <3
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Like this qooh.me for example it's all for attention because you've suddenly becoming an attention grabbing idiot. Grow up and start acting like your age, no one ever thought you'd turn out to be this pathetic but funny how that changed.
haha ok that made me laugh! just so you know i never forced any one to ask me questions! im just answering them! i think its a good way to let people get to know me better! especially coz im an awks person sometimes :P LOL <im taking the piss btw, i don\'t say lol. haha :D i have had a qoohme fo like 2 months almost (i think...) and i\'ve only linked it maximumof 5 times. so if im such an attention ***** and if everyone thinks im pathetic then why do they ask me stuff? like you? you had to think about me, go to my fb page scrolll down it, and find my qoohme link (unless you are an attention grabbing idiot and have a qoohme yourself and i happen to be on your taglist) look i personaly just don\'t understand what you want from me! don\'t tell me to grow up! im gonna be a late grower like the rest of ma fam! everbody was short till about 17 so there is still hope! :D yay! i know thats not waht you were meaning but tbh i really couldnt care less what you think, i don\'t even know the first thing about you and you think you can tell me to \"grow up\" well why don\'t you? and come off anon? funny how you are calling me pathetic while you are anon like a tough kid! right on amigo, i see ya logic! ;D< that was sarcasm incase you are to grown up to catch on. thanks, bye, xoxox
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You're a girl who ditches everyone to be with the so called ''Popular'' group and then starts denying it when in reality everyone knows that it's true, the only person you're trying to fool is yourself.
lets not call them the "popular group" lest call them the group that is nice to me and makes me laugh and who i have fun times with. thanks. please don't call it ditching! call it moving on or growing apart from. and please "everyone" its acctually just 2 people (so infact not "everyone"), so if "everyone knows it's true" then well thats about 2 people in your mind! making you very out numbered, so um sorry but don't be so small minded, the world is bigger than that! haha atleast you got one detail right! I AM A GIRL!! :D but yes im gonna deny it! because i don't think it is true! yup i have gained more friends lately! but i don't care if they are popular! as i said in another response "what even defines popularity?" can you please get over yourself! what are you trying to prove or gain fron saying this stuff to me? clearly you have a problem with who i am. but its holidays! you don't have to interact with me or see me or anything if you don't want to! BTW why do you even care????? anyway! rant over! peace out! love ya! xox
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you are one the only beautiful girls in nelson that is actually respectable as well. It's refreshing to see a hot girl that isnt a filthy slu* hahaha
hahaha what da faq! im really nawt bahah LOL! but na im really not a slu* ay! not that i get the enough offers to be one hahah #thuglyf #catlady
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white ones generally are less satisfying. black ones tend to be a bit brutal though. You?
farck brah! idk ay! personally they both freak me out!
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really? i personally find rhinoceroses to be the best
really? they are farcken scary! i must ask do you prefer white or black rhinos?
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would you rather mate with a donkey or a giraffe?
human.
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would rather a downs syndrome latino or a epileptic italian?
hmmmm thats a tough one! im gonna go with izzy the chilean!
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would you prefer a skyline or a nissan navara?
aston martin.
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y u so try hard
hahah dude im like the laziest kid out, i don't try hard at anything. get ya facts right kid <3
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you are f***ing hot
hahaha what the actual faq?
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have you ever practiced se* with a chicken?
naaa can't say i have ay!
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dafuq how did you know it was me who asked you? (million dollars asdfjÃ)ayo gurl u got supa pawahs
haha just because you worded thequestion like a foreigner :P
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who do you like?
hahaha isn't it kinda obvious? <3 ily bby xxx
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If you had a million dollars what would you do with them?
P.S. ayo gurl it not be tyrone (lol)
seba? hahaha uhmmm well i would save half of it for my first house (london appartment <3) and about 100k would go into a savings accout for travel because i want to go everywhere! then uhm i'd chuck about another 100k in a study fund! design schools arn't cheep! hmmm maybe chuck some in a retirment fund? and then give the rest to nayland college performing arts department because it has given me SO much in three years and im sure i will get more from it in my last two years at nay-col, and it means so much to me! i would not have survived my first two years if it weren't for the P.A.D! yup thats about it! :D
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https://www.facebook.com/AlreadyFLYsoNOwingz?fref=ts ayo it be tyrone
no me gusta negro.
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ayo gurl its tyrone again, you be better than a buket of kfc
fuar mate! thats really saying something! hahaha ew kfc is rank....! who are you????
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No it's Tyrone???
who da faq be tyrone? ya niqqa?
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Ayo gurl,
i just sow you walkin down da street and i be like "damn gurl u fiiiine"
Yours Sincerely,
Tyrone
nina?
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hi, just wanted to tell you that i think you do your make up really well, you don't wear to much, just the right amount. how do you get your mascara so perfect?? do you use like really good quality brands? i need help!
haha really? i just slap whatever on! but thanks i guess! um at the moment im using some really cheep almay(?) mascara for volume and then mayballine stiletto for length and then some times i chuck on a bit of mayballine define-a-lash coz YOLO :P haha um yeah thats about it, i think with mascara its more about the technique than the acctual product but thats just me :D haha hope that helped!
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I asked you what type of text was that so i could answer correctly today in the test. Nevermind, I did OK. Seba? That's a simple guess, right?
oh right! haha well i hope you did well in your test! sorry i couldn't help ya! :D yeah if it's in spanish you are my first guess :D
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do you acctually need your glas*es?
yes! for the millionth time! why would i wear them if i didn't need them? they are the best accessorie ever though!
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what is your biggest fear?
needles. like don't get near me with them. my heart will start racing like crazy and i will start to hyperventilate. might faint if it gets close enough.
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you always seem so happy! but what makes you sad?
yeah i guess i do! um im not sure! i don't really wanna say my weaknesses though tbh
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name one movie that made you cry? and why?
ok so titanic made me cry, i guess thats kinda normal! but um i didn't cry at all because of jacks death or anything to do with the people dying, as sad as that was i don't really care much for the preservation of human life << shi* don't take that the wrong way im not gonna be a psycho killer or anything i just think we hold onto life to much :P haha but the part in the movie where i cried was when the ship snapped in half and there was a shot of a crockery cabinet and all of the beautiful fine china fell out and smashed on the ground! I was like upset by the fact that artefacts were destroyed, like when anything old or pieces of history are lost forever it kinda breaks my heart a bit! Fek that sounds so weird, i sound like a freak. :P
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Oye weon, http://www.ciudadseva.com/obra/2007/01/14ene07.htm qué tipo de texto es?? rápido que tengo prueba global mañana CTM!!!!!!
umm no entiendo espanol! can you just send it to me in english seba? :D
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it seems that being popular is a big deal in nelson
yes, to some it is. but to me its not :D
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if u had to fight a polar bear or a fukin angry Chinese man which one would it be ?
uhhmmmm fuarr thats a tough question! obviously if anything goes up against my rath they will die so probably the chinese man! because polar bears a rare! and well there is a few hundred million chinese men out there :D
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really? wow, some people don't know beauty when they see it! :D
eh it's no biggy :P
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Its weird that people think you stopped hanging out with them so you could be popular, the new group of people you hang with aren't exactly well known.
some people in my new group are...... but yes it is weird and totally stupid of who ever it was to think that. i don't care about popularity i just want friends who i can have fun with and be myself around! :D
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What do you think of steph richards ?
wow seems like she is a hot topic on a lot of qoohme's at the moment! um can't say i know her as well as i should! but she seems like a really nice and positive person!