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How do u build a shed
Blood, sweat, tears, a little bit of elbow grease, and a whole lot of slave labour
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why does katiee think ur a smart as*
She doesn't understand my style of humour
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wrong, clara
For some insane reason, Oswin was hotter
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hottest girl you know?
I apologise, I don't answer these kinds of questions.
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hottest doctor who companion?
I'm going Amy.
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Why do you have man boo*s?
So I can jiggle them
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who do you hate most?
I had a dream where John Wilkes Booth as*as*inated Abraham Lincoln and stopped him from becoming a vampire hunter. So him
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why are you such a f***ing smart arse?
Love you too, Katie
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I was only joking Cadel! :( Lily_Farrow
Oh phew, I killed quite a few puppies to release the sadness
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Thoughts on Lily Farrow?
Called me a Dic*head :(
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lclryjfJyS1qbfnnfo1_500.gif
Although it says anonymous, I have a pretty good idea who you are...
Steve Irwin, reincarnated by a necromancer and high on LSD
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thoughts on jasmine leech? i personally think she's fabulous
Of course. She is a shining beacon of light in an otherwise dark world.
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Whats your fav character of a game?
GLaDOS
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Fav game?
Minecraft. What other game can you construct giant wool dongs?
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Would you rather a girl with Big boo*s or one that would cosplay with you?
Both?
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Who do you think is the smartest and prettiest girl at your school?
That depends, because smartest and prettiest can be wildly different. How would I work out both at once? Maybe if I wrote down scores based on attributes of each person and then added them together and...
See you in a few days.
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Thoughts on Brittany Wicks? BrittWicks12
Every time she looks at me I feel I\'m a bug squashed under her shoe. No, not really, but she never talks to me.
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Be willing to be uncomfortable. Be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough.
I\'m in. Meet under flagpole in 5
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You have to take care of your employees. Pay your workers; no one can live without money.
Thankyou
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best tv show of each genre?
Science Fiction: Doctor Who
nComedy: Community and Archer
nMystery: Fringe and Dr. Blake Mysteries
np*rnography: Erotic Tales
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If you had to date one person who would it be? Let me guess yourself!
That would be incredibly narcissistic. But yes, your guess is correct
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obama's a given, really
Mhmmm, so hunky
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list three people you would turn gay for
Norman Chan, podcaster.
Robert Downey Jr., actor.
Joel McHale, actor.
f*** it, I'm gonna go crazy and do a fourth one: Obama.
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which elvis?
Elvis Kool Dumervil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Dumervil
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thoughts on adventure time?
Haven't seen it. Not enough Iron Man.
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describe your wedding
Ideally, I'd be dressed as Iron Man and my wife as Rescue. We'd be on a SHIELD helicarrier and the Doctor would be there.
Unfortunately, knowing me, I'll probably be married by Elvis in Las Vegas
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describe your perfect romantic date
She walks in, hair flowing, in a dress so bright it would literally melt a cast-iron pot if it wasn't covered in a heat proof paint.
We go see Avengers 2, followed immediately by a back to back screening of Iron Man 1, 2, and 3. Butlers serve us food and drinks. The movie is on the roof and is IMAX sized, so we lay down to watch it.
Actually, that would be perfect even without the date.
Wrong. The correct answer is Euro truck Simulator 2. Because now it has Oculus Rift support
I'd prefer Street Cleaner Simulator with Oculus Rift support.
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Do you have drawers full of sharp knives but prefer to cut bread with a doorstop?
Please, I'm a man. I tear the bread apart with my bare hands and drench it in the blood of the day's hunt.
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what is your favourite simulator game?
It doesn't exist. I wish it did.
Picture Train Simulator. But instead of driving the trains, you CONTROL them. You build tracks, design stations, work out efficient routes, reduce delays.
I call it OCD Simulator
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What would you do if you were given the power to drive a street-cleaning vehicle?
This is something I have thought a lot about.
The first thing I would do is find a map of the place I live in and design algorithms to find the most efficient routes for the street cleaning vehicle to take. I would code them into a GPS which I would install in the vehicle.
Secondly, I'd try and come to some sort of deal with the council to get payed to clean the streets. It's the perfect job. It's menial enough that I can just listen to podcasts while I work.
Thirdly, a street-cleaning vehicle is so f***ing wasted on me.
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what do i need to achieve in life?
Carpe diem. Do whatever you want (as long as it's legal).
Just chill. Life's pretty cool. You (probably) live in Australia, so you've already got it made. Even if you have a crappy life, you're still already having a better one than a lot of people in the world. So forget about the bad things and just have fun. Live, do shi*, make out with people in the bushes.
Enjoy yourself.
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Can you touch your nipples with your toes?
Yes, but I have a sneaking suspicion the aforementioned breast implants are helping me out.
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Thoughts on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycSZoYzEks ?
4/5
Short and sweet, good for a sound effect. But that begs the question, is YouTube really the right platform for this? I'm sure SoundCloud would do much better.
Not sure about the graphic to go with the sound. While it is cute, the black edges are a real problem. Surely it would've been easy enough to extend the picture with a plain white? Also, this brings me back to my previous point: this should be animated if it is to be a sucessfull YouTube video.
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Thoughts on Haunted house?
They scare the bejeezus out of me.
I realise this is Perry, and this is not the haunted house you mean, but I already told you, I'm straight
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whats the only answer you ever need to know?
Why the f*** not?
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mr t-bone. another quote from him: "you're full of shi* you know that?" to a student
I have no idea who that is, unless it's this strapping young man: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Mr-t-45.jpg
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actual quote from maths: "ok now our new topic is surds. to explain surds we need to ask, What is Maths?"
Who said that?
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which subreddit is the best?
http://www.reddit.com/r/subredditdrama or http://www.reddit.com/r/karmacourt
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who is the best person you know?
Now there's a tricky one. It raises many questions, some forever unanswerable. What is knowing? What is a person? What is a definite article?
Until these questions are answered I reserve my judgment. Until then, we may never know.
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hottest guy in year 9
How unfair it is to judge someone on their looks. So shallow to see only what the surface seems instead of the depths of the pond, their secrets hidden by the veil of appearance, a reflective shield to hide true meaning from the world.
That being said, me.
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What's the length of your monster of a Dic*?
Picture a whale, stranded on a beach, its carcas* rotting, decomposing, releasing a thousand noxious odors into the olfactory systems of onlookers.
Now forget that. It's about the size of the Empire State Building.
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How do you feel about boogie monster?
I live in what must be described as perpetual fear, a deep, visceral loathing of this man, purportedly composed of mucus and phlegm, that is known to hide in the darkness under beds, the shadows in cupboards, anywhere that man's eyes can see but not understand.
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hottest girl in year 9
How unfair it is to judge someone on their looks. So shallow to see only what the surface seems instead of the depths of the pond, their secrets hidden by the veil of appearance, a reflective shield to hide true meaning from the world.
That being said, me.
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why so hot?
Extensive facial surgery. Facelifts, botox, regular skin treatments, breast implants, mani-pedis, a healthy diet and a regular exercise routine.
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What's your bra size?
Whatever the highest is
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Do you like cheese?
Cheese makes the world go round. It makes the mountains spring from the earth like leaping frogs having a go at a mosquito. It makes the springs gurgle as happily as an asphyxiated alcoholic.
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why no ask.fm?
My pas*word, lost like the hopes and dreams of many youths in 3rd world countries. LIKE FOR A PRAYER SAVE THE CHILDREN