Kelan Jordaan
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4:20 is my favourite time of day
I'll probably own a fish and chips shop sometime in the future
Who am I?
Ahh Lu??
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2574 days ago
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HOW much do you bench
I don't lol
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2706 days ago
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Aweeeeee from France
My boy what's good ??
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2707 days ago
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Have you thought about how many photos you'll have to delete off insta if you and your beloved break up?
We won't ❤
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2707 days ago
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Since which date are you together with her?
29 November ?❤
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2707 days ago
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Your greatest accomplishment?
Finding my girl
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2741 days ago
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Ever keeshed bong water? ??
I've had the spitback a few times ????
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2771 days ago
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You're amazing and you must never change and always remember you deserve the best
Thanks so much ?
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2786 days ago
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You're beautiful man ?
Thanks so much ❤
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2789 days ago
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Alyssa Rusch ?
What about her??
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2792 days ago
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fck I really like you. Just saw you have someone already though. I wish love and light on both of you
Thank you very much. Who's is this? Dm me
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2799 days ago
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Single?
Not exactly I would say ?
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2800 days ago
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Brag about yourself. What are you really good at doing?
I'm really good at socialising and making friends ?
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2811 days ago
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What misconception about you would you like to clear up ?
That I'm not a nice person
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2815 days ago
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Is Brook a nice person? Or is she fake?
Brooke is a great person! ?
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2821 days ago
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Bruh! My Bruh!? Start looking, stop talking... You have now 47hrs 47 mins. Tick Tock
What the fck is going on Bruh?
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2827 days ago
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Ehhhhh.....? Waar's my zapner? I say waar's my sharpener? My patience is running na? So... I give you 2 days my bro! 2!
What Bruh ?????
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2827 days ago
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Wake up tomorrow. Look at the mirror and ask yourself who wore it better? Nigel (Rio) or You?
What ??
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2828 days ago
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Why do you think people like/hate you?
I'm friendly af and good at making friends ?
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2830 days ago
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What's something you fell in love with instantly?
Playing my didgeridoo
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2840 days ago
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What's something that took you way too long to realize?
You don't always get back what you give
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2846 days ago
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How are u with talking to people u don't know? ?
Cus u dont know me but i want to say hi??
I guess pretty good yeah ??
Hello ?✌
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2848 days ago
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What are you currently worried about?
Finals
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2849 days ago
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I have never done this before but your an amazing person! And an amazing friend to anyone... And you have the potential to achieve anything you want
Thank you so much! I really appreciate you and this ☺☺ stay blessed ❤
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2850 days ago
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What happened with that girl
We're just friends now ?
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2850 days ago
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Whats your type of girl?
One that's open and supports me in every choice I make. One that loves me no matter what I do.
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2856 days ago
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What will you never ever do again?
Love first
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2858 days ago
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How was maths today?
Kaaaaak
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2859 days ago
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What do you wish had never happened to you?
What's happening now.
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2863 days ago
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Prettiest girls that you follow on Insta?
Cass
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2863 days ago
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Are you going to Deep in Space?
Nah
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2863 days ago
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Would you date a 15 year old?
Nah
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2864 days ago
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How much money do you need right now and why ?
10 000
Why?
Because why tf not
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2866 days ago
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How you feeling for prelims?
A little stressed
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2869 days ago
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Are you abstaining or just waiting for the right girl? Is this girl you know with the 1?
Abstaining till marriage
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2869 days ago
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b*m b*m tam tam?/ bumbum granada? *Hint watch the damn songs before answering*
Ok
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2870 days ago
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2871 days ago
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Is that Cameron dallas or is that you? ?
???
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2873 days ago
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What are your goals for next year bro? Career?
Just wanna work, chill and find myself ?
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2873 days ago
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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
Met this amazing girl
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2881 days ago
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Where's my food???
In my tummy
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2884 days ago
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Procrastinating?????/ Suffering with projects for once and for all?
Don't have any more projects x
Just tests :)
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2884 days ago
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List the things you want to do before leaving Milnerton...
fck with certain people on 40 days
That's it really ? i can't wait to leave
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2884 days ago
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Do you like anyone?
Not really
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2887 days ago
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I need to be honest about something... I had a thing with your mom once... I'm sorry. But as a close friend I had to say this...
See you at school jevvv
Awe
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2888 days ago
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Name 5 random/weird people that you've met (on ig)
Only know 2 ??
Lilly
Erin
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2888 days ago
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You still hitting on Gabi?
Who's Gabi? ?? I think y'all have the wrong person hahahah
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2891 days ago
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have you been chysing anyone recently?
Nope. Screw that
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2892 days ago
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Simone robertse, the girl with blond hair
Oh her!? no I've never had a crush on her but she's a great person ☺
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2896 days ago
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Do you still like simone
Who's mine?
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2896 days ago
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Cwjtat Like air fam
Like air
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2896 days ago
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When you gonna fck me boi
Idk ?
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2896 days ago
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Would you ever go back to an ex ?
No
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2899 days ago
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Do you want your next girl, to be the girl you marry?
Hopefully yes
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2900 days ago
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Are you not ready for a relationship?
No not really
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2901 days ago
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Do you like Someone atm
Nah not atm. Not ready
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2901 days ago
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What do you look in a girl? Does it matter if she's blond or brunette??
I like both
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2901 days ago
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What's a real turn on for you?
Secret ??
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2901 days ago
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How many girlfriends have you had?
4
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2902 days ago
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What's the youngest age you would go for? ?
Probably 16 ? i really dunno. Me and girls never end up well cause I always get the sht end of the stick? so rn I couldn't care lol
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2902 days ago
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Are you tall?
I'm 1.73m :)
Average height
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2903 days ago
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Do you have a boyfriend
I'm straight. No
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2905 days ago
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Are you tall with big feet
No. I'm average height with average feet..? ?
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2905 days ago
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Do you still say the McDonald's slogan impulsively?
I think so ?
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2907 days ago
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Do you still have retarded duck feet?
Nah
You're still not done making fun of me though ?
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2910 days ago
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Are you on snapchat?
kelanjordaan x
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2911 days ago
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I think you hot.
Thank you ☺
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2913 days ago
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Do you have a girlfriend?
No
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2917 days ago
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Heard you going with that girl to her matric dance ?
Yes I am
Super excited
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2918 days ago
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I really think your an amazing person.
I don't know why there is all this hate on you??
Thank you so much ☺ I don't know either ? I think people are just jealous tbh. I never look for trouble with anyone haha
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2919 days ago
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Favourite gaming series ever?
I had so many! Hard to choose
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2922 days ago
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What's your biggest secret ??
Wouldnt tell it if it's a secret ?
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2927 days ago
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What do you never trust?
Other guys "promising" things to girls
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2930 days ago
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Do you think you look like C. Dallas? Cause I think you're an original and not a copy of someone else!
People say I look like him haha
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2930 days ago
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One can make stupid assumptions without knowing others, just hope we can be friends some day. luchiaerne
Who is this?
Dm me x
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2930 days ago
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Prettiest girls on insta?
There's a lot
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