keyanna panzavecchia
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Public school crush? And would you date them now?
lmfao idk
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You da k**ky type? ;)
what
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valtnines day s*cks man
yep
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will u b mah valentine?
who is this haha
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I got a free tattoo. I could not believe it. The guy said, "do you want a tattoo?", opened up the side of his van...
cool shut up
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At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
you're pathetic
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This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a Dic*.
just go
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You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
done with you
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These are not the droids you're looking for.
looool
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In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slu* and no other girls can say anything else about it.
seriously stfu
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
yessss
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Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
omg shut up
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Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... slu*!
lol
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Is Europe a country?
its a continent
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
okay
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
cool
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
negative
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
hey there
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What does antidisestablishmentarianism mean?
do i look like f***ing google
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I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!
oh babbbe
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hi my names anon. I like to write hate messages to u cause I am insecure about myself and I like to take it out on u. No it doesnt make me feel better but I do it anyway because I am a **** with nothing to give in life
hey anon, i don't care if you're insecure because i don't give a f*** what you say about me cause you're opinion aint shi*
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You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
che
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If all elephants are pink and Leeroy is an elephant, is Leeroy pink?
who the f*** is leeroy
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do u test while you poop?
to i test while i poop, what
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If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
thanks bby
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so like today I saw a bird. It pooped on mah car
hate that shi*
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My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
clas*sssy
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If I stick my finger through the hole in the middle of a CD does that mean that we...like...did it?
tooooottts yo
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If all you can sense of the world is the subjective data provided by your five sense (which only interpret the world and therefore may not be accurate) then how can you be sure of the existance of anything?
i'm not reading that
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I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
get out
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What can I cross off my list by deleting or delegating? What is not important?
what
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How many different uses can you think of for pie?
idk like 2
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
okay
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
thats gonna get all the ladies
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Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
niiiiiice one
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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
you tell me
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Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
lol
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I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
do you get these on google
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
jokes
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What does it mean when someone tells me to go **** a ****ing **** **** of a **** in a ********** sideways with mayonaise while I ***** your *** on a Sunday **** ham doctor's sick note?
they hate you
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
lol
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i'm like a Rubik's cube. the more you play with me the harder i get.
i bet
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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
LOL
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How much do you cost? I’ve got a dollar, how much change would I get back?
oh this ones got jokes
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I think therefore I am. true or false?
false, you need to make the actions to be
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what does red taste like?
do acid and you'll find out
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your so mean
i\'m not gonna say i\'m sorry to a bunch of f**s who can\'t potentionally harm me
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I hate you
quit Bit**in, this isn't a f***ing hotline
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i want to say so much mean things to you
come take a stab at me f*****, i\'ll pre-order yiur casket
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how do you know what is and is not real?
idek
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how big is the universe?
pretty f***ing big
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your an as*
i'm not an as*hole, i just don't give a f*** a lot
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what size are your toes?
normal size?
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how many fingers do you have?
5 on each hand
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if sussie an laura have 4 coins and then dave stole 2, divided them by 10, found 15, ate 12, pooped 1 out, how many coins would laura have?
no
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when is my birthday?
feb 21
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
obviously someone cared enough to write a song
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If zombies are dead, how can they walk? Their bodies shouldn’t function at all. Same goes with mummies they are all old and rotten and I’m pretty sure their muscles have decomposed.
idk either man
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How do you feel about cannabalism, yea or nay?
slow down there hannible lecter
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Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
Why is a second hand called a second hand when really it's the third hand?
Why does light make our skin darker but our hair lighter?
this guys got the jokes
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If you could have se* with any superhero, who would you choose and why?
iron man, like c'mon thats self explanitory
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Rank the colors of the rainbow from best to worst and state why?
no
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Can animals commit suicide?
theres an animal that jumps off a cliff when its species is over populated, so ya
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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs!
aha idk
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
f*** both
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What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock?
someone to hit em
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Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
torture
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Can blind people see their dreams?
i've heard they can
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
i have no idea
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Can you cry under water?
don't think so
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Closest/realest people from bono?
taaaanya
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Have you ever had a piece of cake so good, you want to make out with it?
no
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What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
he can't
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
no
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
you are our future
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Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
MY AUNT TOOK ME ONCE
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Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
they were made that way
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Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
nope
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how do you eat oreos?
the black part first
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can a woman be allergic to se*?
hm idk
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Why are guys obsessed with doing the butt?
MAN IDK IF YOU FIND OUT TELL ME
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Why do babies have to go out the way they came in?
idkkkk
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Why does every guy want to finish on my face?
its a fetish
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Could I possibly be allergic to spam?
its possible
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I'm not very comfortable performing oral se*. Any advice?
say no
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Does size really matter?
nope
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Should I worry about his p*rn DVDs?
what
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What can we do about premature ejaculation?
ask your doctor
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Have you ever cross-dressed?
i've worn my bfs clothes before
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do you fart?
everyone does
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Which part of a girl’s body do you think tattoos look best?
idk like i love my tattoos to be seen but it differs between people
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Has anyone ever accidentally seen you naked?
probs
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why do some a girls have the p****?
born that way i guess
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Ok so women have a G spot? Do men have a B spot?
And why isn't it called a V spot?
What does the G stand for? Why would they name it after a MAN?
Can we rename it the Wow Factor?
guys don't have a b spot and idk
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How do I mas*******?
idk
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how do you know your masturbating right?
what
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Can a p**** snap whilst erect?
nope
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IFYOULICKACHICKOUTCANSHEGETPREGNANT!?
no she can't
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