khaleb smart
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Do you stroke your mustache when you jak off?
No but thanks for the idea ?
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wHy have we never hAd $ex befoRe ???????????
You tell me?!
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What causes you to stay up late?
Technology
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What are you obsessed with?
Food
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Neck up yah fcking parrot
Parrot?! Hahahah who calls someone a Parrot?
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Which song describes your mood today ?
Hey we want some p ussy - two live crew
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fck marry kill; Adam, Spencer and Jarrod
That's a bit of an odd thing to ask Wouldn't kill anyone
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
Too many
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If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Blue mountain state for fcking sure ???????
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That's what's uppppp
thatssss whats uppppppppppppp
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Last three people you added on Facebook?
cant remember the last time i added someone :/
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What are you passionate about?
not much really
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How many kids would you like to have ?
1
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Guess whoooo egghead
What the hell hahaha grace?
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Death by snoo snoo
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
It was safer in the womb then out of it, because in the womb everything is there to help you but outside of it everything's out to bring you down Side note: wombs a funny word Another side note: newborn child would have no clue what I'm on about
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Whats your addiction?
Having a good time
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has work payed you this week, because they haven't payed me
sure has.
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
fck btches and travel.
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niggas with attitude? :') towniejane
Hahaha yeah! I've watched straight outta Compton like 5 times haha
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What would you call your autobiography?
how to be a sick ****!
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Your song of the day?
fck the police - N.W.A
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What do you want most out of life?
To travel
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Mum
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
someone a little bit taller
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Im nearly 12 and I think you should fck me, I finger bash my A$$hole to the tought of you taking a black fellas load over your face... Im a virgin though and my *****s too tight so youll have to loosen me up
thanks but no thanks
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most attractive year 9 and 10 girls at MMC?
i honestly dont know whos in those year levels so wouldnt have a clue
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I really reaalyyy want to fck you.
well telling me on quooh me isnt really gonna get you anywhere is it?
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i hate muslims
good for you? like i care. ha
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im 15, would you fck me?
probs not but eh you never know
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Hey baby xx you $exy thang
sup qt.
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Most attractive girls yr 11 lsc
couldnt tell ya
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F.uck marry kill Jess A Molly P Krishia S
i couldnt kill any of them! fck molly and jess and marry krishia!
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What is your motto?
if her age is on the clock shes too young for c ock
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How do you manage to work that much in year 12?
i couldnt give a fck about year 12! im here to have fun and thats what ive been doing! but to have fun you need to have cash dollar in the pockets so thats why i work so much!
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youngest age of a girl you would f.uck? llike whats the lowest? 16?
yeah 16
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What is your current state of mind?
you really dont wanna know
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How do you get more shifts at Maccas? I only get like one a week at best
i dont know why you only get 1 but i get 5 a week because instead of walking around aimlessly and having no common sense what so ever like half the of the the front counter people i prioritise getting my jobs done and geting them done right, i also treat customers with respect and not being sht at my job helps alot.
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What's your fathers name?
my biological or my step?
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Getting with anyone? ;))
kinda haha
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Ha
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How good was your Halloween outfit last year?
it was pretty cold by the end of the night!
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Last great thing you did ?
i cant even remember the last good thing i did let alone 'great' thing ha
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Who do you look up to and why ?
my mum, because no matter what obstacle is in her way she always finds away around it and moves forward, shes the smartest most kind and by far the strongest women in my life!
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Funniest f uckers you know?
theres alot! but i have to say judda and ronalds! have me in tears from laughter!
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Do you love me
probably not! love is a strong word and there are few people in the world that i 'love' and i doubt you're one of them. soz
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
A nice arse!
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Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
Blondes
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavours? And dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Illuminati confirmed
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
why does there have to be one?
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Why do they call it a pair of pants? But only one bra?
like i care?
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What's under your bed?
A meth lab
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Can you cry under water?
I have no idea!
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tbh on Caitlyn Chizzoniti
Can't really say we're that close anymore but I've known her since like kinder and I Remember playing with play dough when we were little and going over to each other's houses haha She is really nice and quite funny :)
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Best compliment you ever received ?
I have the voice of an angel!
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Didn't you make $ex tape haha
That was a joke wow :') Hahahaha
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You are not a virgin! Haha
An you would know how?! :o
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
way too many to name hah
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hows aiden i havnt seen him in ages? whats he like as a brother?
i dont see him very often either but im sure hes good! im going to the city with him the night i turn 18 so im pretty fcking keen for that, hes had hes moment but hes the best brother i could ask for couldnt imagine life without him or anyone else in hes place!
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Thoughts on Alex geitenbeek?
hes been like a brother to me since ive known and him hes such a good guy, hes the funniest mother fck i know im always laughing when im around him, when im working with him it makes me whole shift better, i know hed be a guy i can be mates with forever! :D need to chill more often though!
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come on now kebab, who was the one that got hit in the eye with a pen lid? Kobeee
stop just stop...
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thoughts on kobe?
when she wants to be she can be a really awesome person :) i have to admit she is funny as fck and when shes not abusing me shes actually quite a nice person, she great to be around and one of my favorites to work with :) and shes not too bad on the eyes either! also whoever is making sht up about me on kobes quoome kys ha.
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Thoughts on matt stewart
absolutely love that kid! hes a fcking legend, such a great guy always a good time when around him, he so nice and is always up to get loose, have had heaps of wicked memories with him and i know there will be more to come! love this kid to pieces! <3
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What is your current mood and why ?
right now pretty shtty because i just got home from work and im sick and tired, but im about to make choc chip cookies so ill be happy then :D
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Thoughts on Luke Tree?
He's a good kid I don't see him that often but he's still good to be around :) has had a few funny drunken memories and should catch up soon :)
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Describe your life in 3 words
it goes alright
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Why should people love you ?
they shouldnt
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Thoughts k mart? Xx Bec1231
we have been friends for ages and im pretty sure you were one of my first close gatha friends when i moved and knowing your still my friend 6 years later even we hardly ever see each other i think thats wicked :D youre nice when you want to be and i know your always there to give me advice or just help me out if i need it :D
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thoughts on casey mitchell?? :)
i have no idea how we met but shes a cool chick really really funny, im glad her and richo are happy i reckon thats awesome, weve had a few funny memories and im glad i met you but disappointed in you for leaving macccas!!
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
cant really think of anything besides the freedom to do what i want and knowing no one else would really care about it hahah
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So apparently your thoughts on people means a lot ;) so popular !
i honestly didnt think it meant anything but apparently it does hahaha
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Thoughts on Jordan Richards? :p
unfortunately he my second favourite richards hes still a good guy and is funny as fck, good to work and we should party together soon brother!
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Thoughts on Shane Byrne?
great guy have had some funny fcking memories with him which is good to look back at, dont chill with him enough but he still a close mate and i know i can talk to him if i need to which is pretty great!
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Thoughts on Krishia s*ckmylongdckkhaleb
hahahah shes a great girl so nice and always great to be around because of her happy and bubbly personality, shes great to work with untill she tries to fight me or push me round, shes a really great person and i will miss her dearly when she leaves :( also she quite the looker!
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What couples do you like?
i dont really like or dislike any couples, i look at people individually not as couples.
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Thought on jordan bell
hes such a funny guy we have some good memories and many many more to come especially in the city! hes a good mate and i love how much of a lose **** he is!
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Thoughts on Jonte and Britt Evans? Should they be together?
in my opinion i thought it was a match made in heaven!
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Thoughts on her with willis?
i have seen them nothing but happy together which makes me happy that there together :D
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Thoughts on alex celeste?
we used to be really close but definitly have drifted, shes still an awesome chick very funny and says whats on her mind no matter if its weird stupid funny or mean and i love that :)
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Thoughts on Abbie tapsell?
hahahahah well weve had out ups and downs but shes a cool chick she knows how to get loose and you can be quite funny, we had bulk memories, some funny some scare!! and cant forget that time we were in the back of the divvy! hahahah
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Thoughts on Baldo? :) OhhBaldo
funniest **** eve, such a good bloke weve had a few lose nights together but i know there will be more which im looking forward to! youre a funny **** but we need to chill more! love yew
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Thoughts on jonte arestia?
i love this **** to bits, i might say some pretty mean things to him but i hope he knows im always joking, he really is a good guy and a great friend. weve have heaps of sick memories and i know theres more to come and im keen as fck for more good times! :)
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Thoughts on evy nye?
weve had our complications but i think shes such an amazing person, so nice and funny as! we have bulk in common and i think i have met someone that loves movies and tv shows more then i have and i think thats a main reason i see her as such a close friends :) she fun to be around and is always so happy and bubbly :) also very attractive! :)
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Thoughts on Ash Goss?
shes soo nice and such an awesome person but only see her when her and brendan come through my drive through but there 2 of my Favorite customers, weve been been friends for ages and used o be really close :)
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Thoughts on Michaela? How did you guys even meet??
shes such an awesome chick been friends for ages!! and shes so nice and sweet :) shes great to be around and is always there for me we dont chill or talk as much as we used to but our friendship is still strong! also quite attractive :) i met her through shelby and weve been friends every since :)
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thoughts on kristy pepperell?
shes a great chick, nice when she wants to be and weve been friends for a while now, shes fun to be around and a great friends because i know shes always there for me :)
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Thoughts on Beth?
lawson im guessing? she a cool chick when hes not annoying me, shes nice funny and great to be around when shes not hurting, poking or tickling me! and quite attractive :D
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Thoughts on Kevin D'Arcy
one of my best mates for sure hes always keen to get lose always enjoying himself, he doesnt care what people think about him which i think is awesome. Hes sooo fcking funny, a top bloke and hes like a brother!
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thoughts on paige matthews?
without a doubt the cooliest person i know she is such a great person always great to be around, funny as fck!! and just an all round amazing person! we have the best chats and she is always there to help me if i need it! :D <3
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what happened recently?
lots of things if you want to know message me?!
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Is your year going great ?
its been fcking awesome untill recently but with the people that are in my life right now helping me every step always making sure im okay and pushing me to move forwards and has made this year that much better! you might not even know your helping me but just by being there and supporting me has made a world of difference <3 thanks guys :D
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Rate yourself out of 10
a solid 2.9
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Thoughts on sloppy wet ****jobs? Want one?
Sure
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Your a little bit gay ! towniejane
Oh trust me I'm very straight!
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getting with anyone?
uhm its complicated hahaha
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Where are you going for schoolies?
gold coast!!! :D
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What do you want right now ?
for it to be time for schoolies already!