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Battery percentage on your phone?
94%
which do you prefer? red or pink? ;)
That's a hard one....but red. :P
what's your bra size?
66 D
edaaa wannacamdandu?
w8n 4 dandhri broooo
but dandhri no releaaasee
an*** or up the nose o.O
Neither....in the ear.
are you khawar at THIS moment?
Nope.
do you like Pu**ykittens?
I like Pu**y, and I don't mind kittens. :)
This is your nigga brotha from anotha motha
Wogay!
who's your daddy? :P
John Cena.
MA MA MA MAAAAAA!
I wanna hold em like they do in Texas plays!
Fold em let em hit raise it baby stay with meeeeeeee 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
Do you like t***?
Sup ******?
Nothing much, studying for boards....or trying to...
do you have a crush on me? :P
Yeah.....I jerk off to your pics everyday.....but just keep that a secret, please?
what do you think of yourself?
I am a day dreamer
I am an honest learner
I am a smart cheater
I am true liar
I am very anger
i know its very danger
why are you such a girlie poop?
Because you have a Dic*.
i love you!! do you love me back? : <3 :)
Yes, I do. :) <3
Does your heart go shalalalala in the morning??
Yeah man, it does. How did you know? :P
Hey mamacat! Missed you too!
Pppppppppppppingu pingu!!
Go study GK. :P
No. :( I want to do the se* on my best friend(s) :P
:)
Very good. Pppppingu :P
Go die! Next time you wanna do the se* on me Ill say NO!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! You want to do the se* on Cambridge people! :P
boo*s>bacon>beer>>>>>>>>you :P
Okay....:(
BOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEESSSSSS :D BEST.DAMN.THING.EVER!
Not the BEST, but yeah...:P
( . )( . ) or(.)(.) or |.||.| ?
Neither.
All too tiny for me. :P
I said I want them to SQUEEZE! Not to have, and Im a guy btw.
You want them to squeeze.....interesting.....Tell you what? I dunno what to say. :P
Of course you're a guy! :P
Bro...I want boo*ies! Desperately :( They are so soft to squeeze! :(
You shall never have, you flat hoe.
Next time you meet Sasha Grey, can you call me also?
Definitely bro! :)
nJust one thing, if you b*mp into her sometime, tell her to get a boo* job like the other p*rnstars. Thank you! :) xoxo <3
Something. Lol jk. When do you wanna have that 3some?
Tell me when you both are free. Should I bring the butter chicken?
Interesting. Very Very interesting. Are you still dating Hanah Fathima Jawad?
Yeah...
and where did you get this khwarrrr word? Sounds like you're gathering up spit in your throat to throw out :P
I don't know. :P I don't exactly make notes of how I get words.
what on earth is khwarratthemoment? O.o
Khwarr is jobless in Arabic. :P
You are one of the nicest people I've met. I think that people who don't know you should not be judgemental, cause I know how that feels like. You are a seriously funny guy. Best Bros :)
Thank you so much! :)
I feel the same about you. :) <3
i came to know you Bit** a lot about people!
why do u act as if you are a good friend and Bit** about them behind their back??
i thought you were a good person!
are you the same with your close friends too??
Sadly, you hardly know me.....don't be judgmental.
hmph! so you FORGET to mention me in your close friends list? I see. A statu wont be enough. You need to buy me a Bloomsbury's cupcake if you wanna be my friend again
Go complete your as*ignments :P
kya bakchodi hai yaar?
Is that a fat, black, stupid Mallu guy who asked me that?
You will never be as awesome as I am. #loosahhforlife cryseqoora
Dream on.
YAY! I'm one of your closest friends :D :3 <3. Also I'm straightening my hair. Deal with it LOOSAHH
Yes you are, brooooooooo! Now go eat Pu**y.
Don't want to start an argument with the Grovers? You, Sir, have made a very clever choice. You are very wise, indeed.
Thank you, you appreciating grover. :)
I hope to God you aren't Gulshan Grover, or some cow from Sesame Street.
who are your bros? (Y)
Kaushal, Vishakh, Diccu
Ive painted my nails red. Theres scent on my neck. My black hair is all done up. Now will I get the person of my dreams? :( What am I missing? :/
Clothes
Remember that se*y se*y dream I told you of that dirty se*y girl? Did it give you a raging e***tion yet?
Sorry bruhhh...millions of dirty se*y girls tell me about the se*y se*y dreams they have about me and them, everyday...can\'t remember...I MAY only remember unless the dream was something extraordinary...:P
nNah....Only gay, Japanese, alien p*rn involving tentacles gives me raging e***tions....Otherwise, no dirty se*y girl dreams give me e***tions...
ppft you're so arrogant. Thinking you can sit on the Iron Throne and rule over the Seven Kingdoms. You dont even have any dragons!
Yes, I can and I will....
And why the hell are you arguing about GOT? I thought Twilight was your thing! :P
waddup ?
Nm brahh! You tell me!
who are your close friends?
Vishakh, Kaushal, Arvind, Varsha, Crystal, Alston, Arianne.
I LOVE HANA! :D
This is my Qoohme, not hers...tell her that. :P
Your lack of awareness about the grover is.....disturbing....
I've heard about them....Don't want to start any argument with them. :P
why do you love taylor swift so much? and also do you think I should dress up first and then put make-ip or put make-up and then dress up? and also, when should I do my hair?
You should dress up and then put make up, or vice versa, which ever them hoes do first. :P
Wavy!
Why don't you know Aqib? Everyone else knows..there's so much clay in your head which makes it big..
See....there is a big scientific explanation behind it....Don't wanna show off.
Why do you have such a fat head? :P
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, I...dunno?
:O I dont like One Direction! But you told me you like Justin Bieber because he makes songs with deep, insightful and meaningful lyrics that you could relate to
That's exactly what you said for 1D!
who do you think would make a better king of Westeros? Danny or Robb? If you say Joffrey, I'll hit you
Neither...ME.
why do you like Justin Bieber so much?
Same reason you like One Direction.
I know what sort of things you watch on your computer. I have PROOF!
Yes, I admit I watch football live streaming.
actually that wasn't a question. So here it is: what are your thoughts on the nickname: Lucky Captain Rabbit King?
I like it! :D
You made another one! :D so first question, I know why you like Game of Thrones. tsk tsk tsk
I like it because the name sounds...glorious. :P
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