Kondwani Bandah
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how are u?
that's it? u cudnt ask a real question? aah
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zilipo izi?
ndiye ndinene kuti chani apa? iiih abale
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re you stil into your eX?
Eish, if u knew how awesome my gal is, u'd be ashamed to ask that!!
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Do u lyk chocolate, if yes wat kind?
I actually love chocolate and cadbury dark is my fav
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Its been a while since I saw you in yo red Chipewa, chilipo?
hehe u miss it neh? I still gat it!
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Ukamalada what do u look @ on a gal?
Fascinating...first I look at tha face..and am a fun of hieght..then figure..lets stop there for now..lol
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I hear u nat friendly, is it true?
u can ask any of my 1000 friends! hahaha
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What is the greatest mistake u ever made?
eish..ive messed up alot cant quite weigh.
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Are u still in love with Sphiwe?
Iwe mutu wako wamva? mxiii
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eti did u make ujeni miss COM coz u like her?
ofcoz they made her miss com coz they like her..how do u vote for sm1 u dont like?
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when are u goin to get married?
soon after I die
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dude..when u were as St patricks, who did u like?
its a guys xul abale! 0% homo.
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kodi why dont u just answer the qsns bwino bwino apa?
hahaha...and why dont u read the answers bwinobwino...lmao
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Do u think that girl really loves u?
yo, if u pointing at the girl ryt now..trust me I cant see her..am not flipin there! lmao!
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Why is ur fb status not showing u in a relationship?
ur point being??
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eti u liked Juliana, what happened?
whoever told u that forgot to mentiom she ddnt like me...umangodziwilatu...osaseka koma2..lmao
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whats ur fav position?
qsn be empty.
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would u prefer kissing while standing or lying?
eish questionable qsn neh?
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Dude, r u in love with that chanco chick?
Am n0t in love with any college girl!
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I askd u a question on mxit u stupid megabyte. U neva answered
iiih abale i didnt get it komatu..mhu
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Asa. I axd bowt me apa. Didnt say u shud mention hz nem. Umamufuna et. Paja ndiwe gay
lol..atleast ndi sign yoti i was ryt.
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Kilobyte z ur nem. Who am i?
And Tinkhani is ur ujeni's name, wasup?
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Whats the biggest lie you have ever told?
I lied that am a guy once..lol
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Kondwani...am sure u have betr thngs to do than than hang around here all day! Am sure u know who this is lol
Trust me..theres not many who call me Kondwani...I am sure I know who u be. to answer ur qsn..i actually dnt...id be bored otherwise
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how old r u?
eish very old n am bad with numbers..lol
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In other words...when u askd out a girl and got rejected. Which was the worst?
Which was the worst chani abale? Kaya mwina vut0 ndi ine.
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Unapondako? Who was the worst
If only I understood watchu tryna ask...*sigh*
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Wen was th last tym u shaved ur inners? hehe
no homo!
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what was the name of ur first girlfriend?
Komtu zoika mayina apapa sizili clear...its no hard qsn tho...just that names part.
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Unapondako?
eish usandikumbuse...wasnt the best of feelings trust me. I just hope sunali iwe.
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why r u always in caps?
it myt be due to my photophobia...or perharps kukhwima..or simply paranoa...ur choice really dear...#0% homo!
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kma2 i rily am into u?
Really? Am flattered. U seem to bliv everythng u hear th0...2 bad.
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i hv dis huge crush on u kma i heard u got a galfwnd..d0 i stnd a chance??
NO, YOU DO NOT STAND A CHANCE AT ALL...it wouldnt get any clearer now would it?
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Y the hell dd u ksd hr,u broke ur bff heart
abale...kodi who said I kissed my bestfriend's ex galfriend? and why do u assume it wud break his heart?just why would it anyway? nyo!
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Z t true ndiwe wa satanic?
If that involves blivin that christ died for my sins, then yes, proudly!!
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your lyrics ar dope. but your subject matter is weak. y dont you consida expandin?
Will consider that an encouragement, thank u. Will do that.
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How many girls hav u dated so far?
Let me get my calculator kaye...
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I hate ur music!
Ouch I'll kill myself. Happy¿
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Why did u breakup with ur ex?
Are u still with ur ex?lol
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I thnk u hv a crush on sm1 with the name M...
Too bad u the only one who actually gives a *ujeni*
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Eti did u lyk sm1 in year 1 bt waz 2 scared to ask her out?
Yes
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Who was the 1st gal u eva kissed?
I've never kissed a gal b4, hehe
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What happened between you and your bffs ex??
Jst 4 ur knowledge sakes, me n ma buddy\'s ex, we didn\'t have *ex.
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av u eva taken a sh!t in da bush?
Not that I remember, bt I bet it wud be legendary!
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Ndinamva kuti umakonda amuna..
Inens0 ndinamva bt I was clever enough to ign0re it, were u?
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Y do u thnk lesbianz r attractive than straight gals?
Because I don't feel jealous when they hug, kiss or do otha issues, lol.
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Who z ur female bestfriend? The one u rily get alng wt n u thnk shez difrent frm al gals(mst rather)
My female bestfrnd is n0t female, I guec thatx wat meks ha difrnt. Lma0. I put names here only if I REALLY hv to.
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dis ka galfwnd of urs..how she lyk??
She gat salient luks, she's amorous, she's shrewd, she's forthright and I don't describe ha with cheap words coz she's pricy, affluent and exclusive. Wanna knw m0re? Coz am far frm done!
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wouldd u kiss one of ure best fwnds(gal) if you were left alone in a dark room and she felt like kissing u.. Wld you kiss her back?
I don't see in the dark so I'd probably miss! Hahahaha.
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f u was given a chance 2 get bak wit 1 of yo ex'z..hu wud t b?
U should hv given me multiple choice answerz, zandicheza...lol
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Huz ur bestfwnd?
Ma wing man, ma bro, ma nicca, yeah him!
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What do you think about girls who ask guys out?
Who said it should be the otha way around? I thnk they awesome to hv such gutx!
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U eva kissd wit yo bstfwnd's ex?
It wasn't my fault! Lma0
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What are ur fav gal names?
Names starting with letters A, J, T, N, G, C, M, W & L. Don't get 2 carried away th0..itx jst names.
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Would u kiss a guy at gunpoint?
Are u asking that at gunpoint? Why dont u let them sho0t u?
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Do u like any gal in mbbs 2?
If uz a gal, be assured I don't like u and if uz a dude, homboy u gay. Thatx o the info u need, peace!
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Man chick yanu ndani?
Simple, all u gatta d0 is luk up wh0 the most beautiful, most charming and most caring gal on this planet is..that's the 1.
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Is Lady J your friend?
are u kidding? shez like a guardian angel to me...much love
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If u had a gun, who wud u shut, apart frm u?
There's this gal, anandikana chibwezi eti? Aah.
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S_wave...blackberry...ip0d..really??is tht all necessary?:-P lol
Hahaha, I don't knw what u talking about!
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Do you drink?
Who doesn't these days? Lmao
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Du u hv a gun?
Psst I wish...would hv killed myself by now!
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so ur gay? but y?
I dnt blame u, english is a foreign language. Look up the word pliz.
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if u woz to punch sam1 wu wud u hit?
Boyfriend wa mahope. Why did the dude hv to be so gud? Asa!
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ov o da galz u av dated wu waz da best?
Nice qsn, really exciting to answer! Lol
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Hahaha y did u leave her?
I neva said I did
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hv u eva kisd alinane?
Ndikamufunse kaye
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When do u want 2 get married
Soon after I die
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hey, hv u eva dated Alinane?
Eh eh, titchule mayina zimenezi? Eya koma.
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Wat do u lyk doin 4 fun?
Music...and chilling with pple like you!
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Wat kind of gals do u lyk 2 date?
Fun, cute, slim and must hv a sense of humour
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so ur basically a vrgn?
u simply chose the wrong aploach. Trust me. I have answered!
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u dont bang any ov th chix u date?
mind you, askin too many of such qsns myt tell me who u are...anyway the answer is NO I do not practice the science of banging!
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r u a *ex maniac?
wanna see if we similar? sorry..am nat
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Who are you dating currently
my girlfriend..lol