Suhhh dude

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What's making you feel down at the moment?

Not really sure tbh

l.__.l replied 2721 days ago

Why stop at 2D? An ICOSIDODECAHEDRON!

Nevermind the fact that my last comment was disregarded...

l.__.l replied 2739 days ago

So 12 inches is the best you can do?

I prefer linger blades but you can so a lot with 12 inches of cold sharp metal

l.__.l replied 2739 days ago

Why stop at 12?

Any edgier and it just becomes vestigial

l.__.l replied 2739 days ago

What's the edgiest thing?

Dodecagons

l.__.l replied 2740 days ago

Whats ur exs name? The tall guy wit glasses? Why d u brake up?

Tall guy with glasses? Storm rarely wears his glasses from what i can remember...

l.__.l replied 2740 days ago

What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?

Life my dude

l.__.l replied 2743 days ago

But DINOSAURS. And all the extinct animals. DODO

Nahhh

l.__.l replied 2750 days ago

But think of all the animals in Heaven

But humansssss

l.__.l replied 2751 days ago

This isn't Hell. This is worse than Hell, and you know it. Not only are the humans miserable, so is everything else

I'm only here temporarily for the animals

l.__.l replied 2751 days ago

But wouldn't making them unhappy make you happy? Isn't that your Heaven?

Yes that's why I'm content in Hell

l.__.l replied 2752 days ago

Because we will dress you up so God doesn't recognise you. Just a fake mustache and some glasses, maybe a wig and hat

Not really sure i wanna sneak in tbh, there's a lot of humans there roaming free... i'm not overly fond of humans but especially not when they're happy

l.__.l replied 2752 days ago

No you're Lucifer, you're an angel, you're from Heaven

How do you know that but not know that God won't let me back

l.__.l replied 2752 days ago

Mind if I take you with me when I leave? Take you back to heaven?

Hell**

l.__.l replied 2752 days ago

Yeah you heard me. You and your small chesticles. Wouldn't mind choking on them

Please leave ?

l.__.l replied 2753 days ago
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