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Melissa

landsharkkidd

Ask me something, idgaf.

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At what point did you realise you are attractive?

God. Maybe, maybe when I was 17, or 18. Hell, probably when I was 19. I mean I faked it till I made it, like I have some things that I'm like "God, what the fck???" but man, am I so hot. I'd totally date me.

landsharkkidd replied 3260 days ago 1

What or who are you obsessed with right now?

The bae ???

landsharkkidd replied 3292 days ago

Demi$exual? doesnt that just mean you have high standards, like you dont sleep around?

Not really, it just means you need an emotional and personal bond to a person, and sometimes it can mean that when you look at someone you don't think "I'd totally have $ex with them". Like I don't want to have $ex with someone unless I've formed an emotional bond (and also I have huge body issues) with someone, but I don't classify myself as demi$exual because I look at celebrities and think "I'd totally have $ex with them". Hopefully that helps!

landsharkkidd replied 3294 days ago

Do you think you'll ever do anything about your weight?

I'd love to, but because of my pcos it's very difficult for me to lose weight. Once I get a job I might join a gym and try and get a personal trainer or something, but I like my weight, I like who I am.

landsharkkidd replied 3294 days ago

Can you list the $exualities you know, with definitions?
I'm so confused about it all

I mean a quick google search can help but these are the ones I know of.

Hetero$exual means attraction to the opposite gender/$ex, homo$exual means attraction to the same gender/$ex, bi$exual means attraction to two $ex's or genders (this doesn't have to be male/female), pan$exual means attraction to all genders/$exs (I say regardless of gender for my own personal reference), demi$exual is attraction if there's an emotional bond form and a$exual means lack of $exual attraction. These can be interpreted different ways on how the person themselves identifies. Hopefully that helped you out!

landsharkkidd replied 3296 days ago

You don't look 12 ThePerksOfBeingAl

I'm a twelvie shh. haha

landsharkkidd replied 3296 days ago

What is something that people might not like about you?

Iunno how loud I am???

landsharkkidd replied 3296 days ago

tips fedora

*tips muppet* m'namana

landsharkkidd replied 3838 days ago

Thoughts on Amanda Bynes?

I think she needs help and she is hospitalized which is good. But she obviously has a mental illness and it might be that she was thrust into the spotlight at a young age much like Michael Jackson. It's sad that someone I grew up with and who I enjoyed watching TV shows she stared in happens to have so much stuff going on in her life that it shows that we're not all sane.

landsharkkidd replied 3843 days ago

Introvert, extrovert, does it matter?

WE MIGHT HAVE INCOMPATIBILITIES!

landsharkkidd replied 3864 days ago

What’s a common misconception people have about you?

Some people think I'm not funny... ludicrous!

landsharkkidd replied 3864 days ago

ayyyyyyyy bby, u wat sum fuk?

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landsharkkidd replied 3864 days ago

Y do da bby fart so mch, Y Y?

deez beens bruhhh

landsharkkidd replied 3864 days ago

WHAT KIND OF PEN*S DO YOU LIKE? THE CHODE, THE SMALL, THE BIG, THE BLACK, OR THE TENTACLE?

All of it bb g ;)

landsharkkidd replied 3876 days ago

your picture terrifies me

I need to change that anyways...

landsharkkidd replied 3887 days ago
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