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Ek weet nie wat bedoel jy met dit nie het jy n vertikale gleufie onder jou pantie🤗
don’t be fcking rude. oh my god kim. don’t be fcking rude
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your replies are lit
thank you
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Your replies are lit 😂😂😂😂 Blockbuster989
Y thanQ
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1565 days ago
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Breast size??
i’m vegetarian
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1565 days ago
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You're beautiful
you are more🥰
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1565 days ago
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what color panties?
if only you hadn’t deleted snap chat
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1565 days ago
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'is 2 inches small?
i prefer 1 ;)
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what is your favourite animal??
elephanto
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Why can’t people comment on your instagram anymore
below
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2161 days ago
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Why can’t I comment on your IG post? Did u block me
below
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2161 days ago
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I can’t comment on your photo anymore
below
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Why can’t I comment on your post
i disables comments
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2161 days ago
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Can you please follow, comment and like my recent please I'd really appreciate it ???@kam_spirxcy_xx
k.
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2161 days ago
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
woah
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2161 days ago
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Text me if you come to Johannesburg.
tsek i’m taken
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2164 days ago
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btch i LOVE YOUUUUUUU
yo yo love youuuuuu
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2182 days ago
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are you & ryan a thing?
indeed so ❤️
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WWhat is your instagram name
@laurenjordaan_
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2229 days ago
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Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend arrived somewhere and went straight to the bathrooms and found them closed/unusable?
Most probably but not that I can think of
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2229 days ago
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Lost your virginity ?
You make me smile ❤️
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Why you removing your account
Not sure actually might put it back
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Pantie colour?
Blue indigo and violet
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Pantie colour?
Red orange yellow green
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Are u and ryan in a relationship?
it’s complicated ?
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2290 days ago
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Virgin????????
mojito ? nahh i like the regular
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2290 days ago
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who’s the most famous person you’ve met
lol probs david blaine
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2290 days ago
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bath pic? you need some juicy posts
if you say so
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2290 days ago
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Is the only reason you talk to Sergio because Daniella gets jealous you being best friends with Bastie
sergio and i don’t talk. we converse
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2305 days ago
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jeez must have been disgusting for the 3 guys that pulled you on the same day. literal definition of sloppy thirds. but have fun with STIs lmao
4*
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Have you ever received unsolicited dck pics?
yes
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2317 days ago
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Fav song?
mostly logics songs
-sometimes
-indica badu
-the feeling
-stainless
or -solo
-dinero
-hard 2 face reality
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2317 days ago
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Are you actually going to college
not anymore
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2317 days ago
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s*ck my dck you ***** btch
i’m married soz
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5 closest new friends you’ve made at Rhenish ?
dani
twins
ash
and a few more ❤️
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2317 days ago
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With Ryan?
it’s complicated ?♀️
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Luca’s a poes
He says hi
And why ??♂️
lauren’s a hoe
she says hi
and why why ?♀️
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What music do you like ?
anything with logic
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bastie and dani? what happened
nothing they good
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are you single ?
it’s complicated ?♀️
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I ship you guys ?
aw thanks ?
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excited about 13RW s2???
??♀️
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is that u in ur insta pfp pic
yep x
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Pantie colour?
i’m in the bath
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2337 days ago
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you made your night at the social on Friday ?
for sure ✨
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2338 days ago
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That A$$ is sht hot ?? can only imagine how good it feels
bro i’m married soz
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2340 days ago
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Would u rather let a guy touch your A$$ or your boo*s
A$$ is so much more pleasing ?
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2340 days ago
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All I want is to have $ex with u
check the, check the ring that’s on my finger cause i’m married hoe
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2340 days ago
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You and ryan ey?
what about us?
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2347 days ago
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Pantie colour?
same as my eyes
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2347 days ago
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Did you get one of the TGRBRO hoodies?
Oh my word yes and i’m so grateful ?
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Do you miss Ethan Mlambo??
He misses you???
i for sure do ❤️
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2350 days ago
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you’re not a **** or a hoe pls stop trying to be because it can ruin some friendships ?❤️❤️❤️i really love you so much and just don’t want you to get a bad name❤️❤️❤️❤️
i’m not trying to be ❤️ pls dm
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2350 days ago
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why are you trying not be a hoe? x
it’s not that i’m not trying to be a hoe. but i’m not trying to be one either
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2350 days ago
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Did Bastie finger you when he was with Daniella?
bro stop
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2350 days ago
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I need some quotes, do you have any??❤️
these are some of my faves
don’t trust everything you see even salt looks like sugar
i am not my thoughts
silently inquisitive
josh you’re out of the band
i followed my heart and it lead my to the fridge ❤️
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2356 days ago
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Lol not surprised your just abusive when your secret gets exposed!
mm let’s fight. black and beyond
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2356 days ago
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I’m clearly qualified to point out that you are pretending to not be ticklish! awkward that you lied about it
why’d i lie if you dck looks like a flapjack
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2356 days ago
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Hahahahaha liar! EVERYONE is ticklish and everyone knows what
welll i’m not hóe ?? you clearly aren’t qualified to wear a lime green top
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Who do you think is probably more ticklish out of you and Tess? And why?
tess. cause i’m not ticklish ? and cause jay isn’t childish
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2357 days ago
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Are you happy that your a s1ut
um
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2357 days ago
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You regret any pulls? Who?
a few
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2357 days ago
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Who is that guy when you said only Germans
FRYTZ ?
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2357 days ago
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Love you lala?❤️ Tess.winsnes
love you tess ❤️
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Have you found any old cute photos of us yet? Tess.winsnes
nahhh
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Do u know of jack van der merwe?
know of : yes
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2357 days ago
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I just thought I’d let you know that you’re a terrible person (you probs knew already tho) and that you, being such an nasty, easy **** affects other people too. People you call your friends. I hope you become a better person one day
i know i know i’m sorry please dm i really wanna talk about it ❤️
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2357 days ago
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Why are you laughing about pulling Ryan?
not really sure ?♀️
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2357 days ago
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Why did you pull so many guys on one night
i never planned it ?
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2357 days ago
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Where did you get those pants in Saskia’s recent?
london
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2358 days ago
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Has Bastie f*ngered you??
nope
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2358 days ago
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OMW well done on pulling that guy at iol
who ? ?
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2363 days ago
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me ? Zita.co
the foreigners favourite ❤️ love you more than my vagana
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2363 days ago
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condom broke. fck sakes durex!
oh damn ?
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What happened with you and Dylan?
private x
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2370 days ago
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me? saskiamossop
absolutely stunning and always makes me laugh ❤️??
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hey. i miss u. love u. we need to spend time together ? saskiamossop
i miss you. i love you and yes please ❤️
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2370 days ago
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Boetie. Find me a hot boy that will keep me occupied through the long nights Zita.co
it’s fine. i’ll come over with condoms and toothpaste. we can sell stressballs
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2378 days ago
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Really miss my wigga Zita.co
tomorrow ??❤️
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2378 days ago
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Pantie colour?
same as my bra
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2379 days ago
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What made you happy today? 100+
shaving
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2386 days ago
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Are you and Bastie dating?
no
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