Lente van Staden
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Abortion or Gay marriage?
Yes please.
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favorite song of all time?
Riptide-Vance Joy
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You're an app.
Your FACE is an app
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EAT RAISINS INFIDEL ! War chant? Eh? Eehhh?
Yass :D
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WHADDAHELLAREYADOIN?
Jacques: the only person that ever Qoohs.me
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No matter what you say, you're an app.
App-arently I am.
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Can you lick your elbow?
Can YOU lick my elbow?
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Define "catch"
Throw me into a nearby exploding car.
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Fears?
Accidentally shaving off my eyebrows haven't we been through this?
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Sayy... It would seem I have a knack for this game.?
Nope :D
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Okay so someone pushes you off a building. I would catch you... WITH A SPEAR?!! Would someone else catch you now?
You would drop the spear and catch me!
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What are you really good at?
Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide and failing in love with people who dont like me
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If I didn't have any body parts, who would catch you when you fell off a building?
You would :| :| :|
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You're feeling fresh today :)
*drumroll*
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You're Abraham Lincoln. What hat do you wear to a strippers club?
A beard and a large hat. And a Coco Chanel suit. A red one! With the stripes. I should study.
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Abraham Lincoln
A 3 on the pH scale.
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Are you Lente? Are you really?
No I'm a goblin inhabiting her body
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Electric chair, the stake, or bludgeoned to death by Elvis Presley?
How about all of them? ;D
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Let me ask it this way. If I pushed you off a bulding, would you FLOAT, Lente? Would you FLOAT like a ballewn??? Would you FLOAT with me down here? Where we all float...
*kicks you in the face and steals all your ballewns* you're a terrible IT.
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If I pushed you off a building and promised to catch you, who would catch you?
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Do u shave ur pubic hair?
The question is do YOU shave your pubic hair
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If your grandmother pushed you off a building, and I was dead, who would catch you?
You would!
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My p**** is bigger than yours
That is because I am female.
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You are sitting in a small room wearing a tennis ball costume. You smell like tennis balls. What would you say to a golf ball?
JOOOOHHHHNNNN DOEEE
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If I pushed you off a building, who would catch you ?
You would.
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We all know you secretly wear a wig to disguise your blonde hair !
Yes. What's your point? ;)
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If you jumped off a building, who would catch you ?
You.
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Beeeeeeeeeeach TheJacques
Salome :o
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who do you like ?
David Tennant ;;) ♥
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Koliko dječaka da te poljubim?
Oh and by the way that's in bosnian:D because I can :P
Damn! I know who you are. Damn. Who are you?
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do you like adventure time
Never seen it :o but it looks amazing ♥
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Oh em gee. You're like, totally amaze-balls! Work it gurrrl. ;) Yeah, sorry, I had to get that out of my system, you know, releasing my inner white girl. ;) Well, it's your one & only lover, who is going to eat your toes with mayonnaise very soon. :D
Oh my god. Pearl??
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Ek is nie afrikaans nie. Ek kan nie verstaan hulle qoohme's nie. -_-
Google Translate is good at this ;;)
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"Aye mira mis lentes del Sol"
"I hate her glasses. They're so lentes!!!!"
This is your idea of creepy, Aidan? :|
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Wat is di oudste dude met wi j sal uitgan ??
Matriek :|
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Will you go out with a coulerd boy ?
If I liked him :o
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Did you know Mario is a plumber?
I did know :D
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Here's a non-perverted question for a change... Is it racist to blow bubbles upside down, or is it Anti-semitic to blow bubbles right side up? Hm...
YES. YES IT IS.
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Would you be willing to sell your brain on the black market for money?
Keep dreaming Jacques.
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If you wanted to creep an innocent little boy/girl out, what would you say?
"Do you want q balleewwwwn?"
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I'm standing. You're sitting. But you're much higher than me. How does it feel?
Husssshhhhhhhh
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Wats jou bra size
That's for me to know and you to not know. ;)
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Sal jy mt iemand uitgAn wat jy nie so goed ken nie en as hy jou oor dis foon uitvra soos oor bbm vra sal jy mt my uitgaan
Nee..ek moet hom ken.
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Sal jy mt n ou uitgaan as hy jou oor bbm uitvra
Nee
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Wil j single wees?
Eks chilled daarmee. Dit hang af van wie :|
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Would you marry Jacob Zuma if he proposed to you?
Well a girl's got to think of her future...
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Who's your favourite criminal?
Aladdin. :D
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What colour are you in your dreams?
Sparkle colour :D ♥
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If you had a watch, what would the brand be?
Russel.l. Russell Brand.
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You did your exam paper in invisible ink again right?
Pfffffff oops
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What would your favourite pizza be if you've never had pizza?
SOUL pizza. ;;)
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Actress or surfer ? (:
Actress ;;)
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Open your books and give me an hour, I could be your dirtiest flower, you'll drown, I'll laugh,pregnant you'll be, a prize trophy for me (: by using the 5-step method, critically describe the previous happenings to me....
Wtf is wrong with you
A sleeping .... ? is 'n happy .... ?
Uh yeah why not
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You're taking part in the Hunger Games. Who do you kill first?
Katniss because she'd win. ;;)
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Let's say perhaps I was a whistle, would you have blown me ?
As jy Jacques is is ek baie creeped out.
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Who's your favourite barman? Don't act all innocent now!
I'm not saying I'm batman but you've never seen me and batman in the same room
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You're dying from hypothermia. Again. Who's fault is it?
*everyone at the same time* "THE GOVERNMENT."
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All along I was a fetus... A cold sweating hot headed believer... What do these lyrics mean?
It's rihanna and she's sad because the dude doesn't love her, Jacques.
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What's pops into your head when I use the phrase pops into your head?
Dragons.
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On a scale of 1-10, how indeed are you?
I'm too indeed for scales.
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If you were inside the body of Simon Cowell and your maths teacher auditioned for America's got talent with a maths demonstration... What would you say?
"...Juffrou van Tonder??"
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If I could take pictures while you do your dance, I could make you famous on instagram. What do you got to say about that one ?
Aleeza??.-.
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We are both naked in your room ( lights are off ) , what would the reason be for this strange ( or not so strange ) occurrence?
Acid burnt our clothes off and we are both dead.
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Would you join WEEPS? (Weed Ecstacy and Education Program/School)
If you paid me..
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Favourite restaurant that you've never been to?
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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Dirtiest joke you don't know?
The one about the nun.
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What do you say to Bruno Mars to make him hack you up with a chainsaw?
"hack me up with a chainsaw I'll pay you"
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Ideal first date ? (:
Watching Disney movies and laughing while drinking tea while he plays with my hair.
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Are you a Liberal or a Democrat ? Also, what do these things mean ...
I don't know and I don't particularly care.
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. But do you like balloons?
The song? :D
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We've got yellow, green, red... And yes.. They float... And if you take one.. You'll float too... Because we all float down here... Do you want a balloon? ?
Never, Stephen.
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Pink or white marshmallows ? I demand reasons......
White. Pink is sweeter I don't care what you say
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If Elvis Presley walked into your room and you asked him "Elvis!? Are you here to sing for me?" And he answered: "That's raht pretty thang." What would your reaction be?
"I'm ugly, go away"
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If you were blonde and you always had a piece of pink bubblegum in your mouth, what would your name be? (this is easy)
Somer.
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If you could be anywhere/anyplace in the world , where would it be ? My lap doesn't count though (:
Damn..? .-. Switzerland.
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Fetish?
Penguins with a fashion sense.
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Wrong again |: , uhhhhm ok may I have your hairdressers number please ? I'm inlove with your hair !
DOMINIC.-.
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