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short girls or tall girls?
any girl
blondes or brunettes?
brunettes
you're hot
i also enjoy long walks on the beach
Doing anything for ur bday?
apart from sitting at home and eating food nothing at all ! haha
go to hollys on friday pls
yeah probably mane
What you doing tomorrow night
dunno what about you anon
Julian assange lock us up - miss you <3
miss ya to lads ! JALUS!
favorite song of all time?
rick james - give it to me baby
nice kid, funny as but havent seen you in a while mate !
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Fkn loads of things
What would you do if three naked gay guys came in and started rubbing jizz into eachothers hair whilst strangling their own knobs and going "uuuuuarh fuuuuuuuuuark cuuuuunt" and ****ting on eachothers chests?
id probably grab some bleach and drink it til i die
You are so creative
thankyou someone
Oi what would your reaction be if a fat Indian child just came in to your kitchen whilst you were eating dinner, stepped up onto your dinner table, squatted over your dinner with his legs spread and just let out a massive as fuking smelly Indian curry shiit?
send him back on the boat
What would you actually do if three guys came in wearing massive trench coats and they just pulled back their trench coats to reveal their massive scaly as* cocks with firey red knobs that jizz out golf balls and poo chunks
m8 id run for the hills and never return
If three junkies came in wearing nothing but runners with knee high white socks, sunnies and footy caps jacking off whilst mushing their poo into the floor would you join in or just walk away and forever hold your jizz
think id challenge them to a game of chess and then destroy them mentally til there left like vegetables then duck tape them together emulating the human centipede and feed them pingers for 6 weeks
I will kill you
cant kill somefin thats already dead u fuk
hottest/prettiest girls at toorak
ned flanders and chewbacca
if a guy asked you to drop your dacks so he could give you a gobbie and it was a secret for lyfe would ya let him
nahh soz
Why do you have the need to hold people back and stop them from walking when you fall into a fit of laughter?
its just 1 of my many quality traits as a human jack edwards
You're perfect
You're perfect
I don't like you
i dont like you either pig
Kunt your ded
io nahh i dnt wanna start nuthin brahhh
you're pretty up yourself
im not up myself? how am i ?
Get baited kid
FOOTBALL
UM, OKAY
oh gosh what excitement from the young man
A super power you wish you had?
fly so i can soar like a seagull at mornington soccer club
Best looking girls at mornington sec?
has to be dolph ziggler
ur real cool and I wanna talk to you
feel free to inbox me then bruvv
Hottest girls at bgs
danielle lea & randy orton
What are you really good at?
dealing speed to men with diabetes with AZPI and REEVSZY
ideal girl?
i dont know really i guess ill know when i find her haha
Thoughts on me blaise***
Really nice and pretty! Havent spoken in a while though !
Who was your childhood best friend?
Spike m8
she wants to fk you too **** yasminpecen
Omg no lord have mercy on my soul
Isn't Renae Fkn awsum
Its ren-ay and shes a top bloke
Last time you cried?
July 7th 1997 when i came out the whomb khunt
Yeah I'm full srs m8, I'm gonna go tell her now yasminpecen
U r 1 cheeki **** m8
admit it you want to **** her yasminpecen
Ew no r u fkn srs m8
u luv some theo, allday erryday yasminpecen
Hate theo the chipmunk ****
Don't you just hate that Kira chick, be honest!
Kizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
Thoughts on evan messinis?
Lovely kid always see him on the bus
What is your nickname?
The dominator & knight hawk #respect
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME LPUFF
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY THE GAME
I really fkn hate you
About time someone said this **** hahaha
Who do you like best in your class?
I dont know there all a great group of people :-)
Your so ****in dead
Thanks anon
How long would you like to live for?
Long enough 2 c pigs fly
you're so hot
Thankyou anon u r 2
I hate you but I really don't
Hahahahahaha thanks i guess
How many girls you've slept with?
dats 4 me 2 no and u 2 find out hehe
What girls you miss?
lots but they probably dont miss me so fk u all khunt
I have a massive crush on you like I just want to watch the epl and play FIFA with you but I feel like you only want to have *ex with me it's ****tty
oh the joys of the epl and fifa ! if i new who were maybe we could talk about it ? :))
what drugs you done?
bud thats it :)
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
if they dont muzz then gtfo
UuuuuaaaaaaAaargh fuaAAArrRRkkkmKkKkKk I just wanna grab me **** whilst spraying cleaning into my knob hole until it turns red and starts rapidly pulsating and then cool it down by rubbing whipped cream on it and strangling it say sh shhh shhhh
m8 i recomend therapy
Good people you met at the party Friday?
immogen courtney and yasmin pecan there lovely :))
I would love to message you and tell you but you wouldn't like me! Well of course I have to mention food, food is great!
dont be so self conscious have some confidence i wont judge you haha !
I have had a big crush on you :) I would never cheat on you, would never hurt you, I'd make you all sorts of food, I'd cook what you felt like eating I love cooking, cuddles are pretty mint and I see myself as a kind loving person
who r u! i like how you offered to make me food cause i like food, reveal yourself m7
Most attractive girls you know?
it has to be gary glendon and uhh jim tubes
hot gals from emc
its emc there all hot.
Hotties from toorak
they all smoke meth so i dont know the least methiest one
Who would you take a bullet for?
my familys pretty col so them
Hottest girls you know?
define hottest ?
do you have a crush on anyone
nope not getting my hopes up for someone whose just gonna leave would rather wait til someone decent comes along :-)
Hottest padua girls
i dunno m7 theres sum gud lukin sheilas out nd about aye
Goat
goats r fresh <<<->>>
Turn ons and turn offs?
turn on: glasses are honestly that hot i think
turn off: ****s hahaha
Looking for a relationship right now?
yeah definitely! haha
what u look for in a girl?
nice, good sense of humour and someone who will put up with my stupidity haha
Anyone one you like atm ?
no
Can you tickle my butt hole hairs whilest playing billy ray and then we can eat each others poo until one of us spews on each others ****.
Ill think about it anon
Hi did we **** ?
No soz we didnt anon
How many fists do you fit in your incredably loose butt hole
Nun :-)
what girl do you like
a nice girl, y anon
your cool really nice and pretty (-:
hottest padua girls
mariah stellato (-:
do you like girl
yes i do like girl
What bores you about people ?
there all so normal fuk u all
Let me be like sassy the sasquatch and take a big steamer on your chest whilest i smoke some shard and then we can knuckle bust each others as* holes untill i **** in your mouth mmmm
Rather **** in my hands and clap
Your father's name?
Marcos gonzalez higuian dos santos ronaldo messi gerrard yolo swag duff
My poo's all runny so I laid on my back with my legs in the air and grabbed a spoon and stirred it all around in my as* hole like I'm brewing a stew and then I just took the spoon out and rubbed it all over my hairy legs
**** yeah sounds grouse when can i start ? :-)
Who makes you happy?
subway
How much is enough money for you?
i dont need any money i could live without it :)
people u want to talk more to?
i dunno anyone who wants to talk to me i guess aha :)
top 3 people you hate/dislike
i dunno i dont really hate people apart from that little ranga year 7 o mi gawd
Anyone one you like atm ?
i dunno i like food alot
out of everyone you know, who do you dislike most?
that little ranga who gets the bus
Tbh issy hosi
ya grouse moite havent seen ya in abit thou
The greatest moment in your life ?
i dunno smoking blunts with m cyrus
Tbh on jb!
jb moite ur a top bloke and i clike how we hate that little ranga **** **** yeah hahahaha
Most annoying thing that has happened to you this week
has to be that little ranga on the bus his an absolute piece of ****
You have a bad head
thanks
Why you so ugly
cos bby i waz born dis wai
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