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What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
All of my sports games
If you add 10 and ten, then times that by the extraordinary length of Sloot's d!ck, then divide that by the speed of light and add 69, what do you get? Sloot
Exactly 0.000000000276 ???
Sloot has a massive dck
Sloot has an enormous dck
Hottest girl in your class this year ??
Ku scrotum easliy
I can see your shed on Google Earth!!
There's a church the shape of a willy on Google earth
Thoughts on Branchy?
Hahahahahahahahahhaha dope
Long skinny dck, or short fat dck?
Idk you can find out for yourself ??
Are you thinking of renovating your shed? Sloot
Nah mate just have
Would you choose your biddies over your friends?
Hoes before bros ??
This is Big Branchy Sloot
Sloot your ment to hide your name ????
How are the biddies going Carter? Sloot
Beautifully hows yours
Are u gay ?
Lachlan stop wondering
Be honest who would u say has the best body in your class ??
This carter kid has a nice A$$
Thoughts on ally murph
She's nice
Get a girlfriend or do u like men
fck off stiedl
Hey Hannah didn't say that lets have $ex text!
Why did u think it was her carter ;) ?????
Cause she wants to ?
Hannah Valenti is so amazing
So Is Nat Fyfe
Hannahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yapppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy
Who would u hookup with in your class ?
Spiteri
Prettiest girl in your class?
Spiteri
Let's have $ex carter you and me would pull a all nighter I promise u
Ok Hannah
Your song of the day?
Capper Cabana
Best girls in your class
Too many to choose from
What nationality is better looking the French or big branchy ;)
Big Branchy squeezes out french
Who's got more fluf skipper or spitta
Spita ofcourse
Best teacher
Skip you know the answer to this
Thoughts on skipper (the high pitched guy
His a funny buggar who is sending me a sht ton of qoohmes
Best male in your class
Kyle Anderson
Who is the hottest girl in your class
Stiedl goes alright
Best girl in your class?
Maybe Stiedl
Thoughts on Olivia Power
She seems like a good lad
Hippidy dippidie u must make the girls *****
Hahahahahahahahahhahaha I love you
Last great thing you did ?
Give paddy my nangs
Are you Jamcian cause your Jamacian me *****
Your going in my shed
You're a feral pig
Thanks darl wanna root
Where do you get your incredible good looks from
Me fresh cuts
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
That's a fcking stupid question
Best compliment you ever received ?
Your *****
Thoughts on grace Newman
She's a nice bloke
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Footy
What profession would you not like to do?
Scientist
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Masturbait :)
You where such a wanker in primady school but now your so funny
Thanks :):):):):):):):)
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
Wtf is Beethoven
What size box do you wear
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
More people
What was your dream yesterday?
Do wet dreams count
What would make you happy?
t***
Do you watch p*rn
What do you think
A super power you wished you had and why ?
Teleportation
Best guy friend?
Best girl friend?
Best guy friend would be any that dosent interfier with the biddies and I just have to many girl. friends it's hard to tell who's the best
Hey *exy who was your first e***tion
you
Do u have s girlfriend if so who
The question is who isn't my girlfriend $$$$
What team do you play for?
East Sunbury
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
A girl staying the night
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Qoohme
Why did you leave Rupo
Cause it's rupo #gothunder #lolmynimberis21
You s*ck at footy
I'm obviously a gun I play div 6 in the EDFL
Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
Nottin
Last person you argued with and why ?
The cops for kidnapping
Who would you send a nude too
You
Best compliment you have ever received ?
*ex
Hottest girl you know
********** sorry I forgot the spaces
Wanna lick iceceam off my ****
Nah I'll pass but I have a friend who might want to though $$$$$$
Wanna root
I'll be right over
Do you think that you will be famous
Yeh babe
What do you spend your money on the most ?
hook**s man
Has any of your biddies complained about u ***ming to much or has any of your biddies said youve got a small ****, and who is your number 1 inspiration ?
No no and Charlie sheen #winning $$$$$$$$$$
How much times do u masterbate a day?
How much times do u root your French girls and other girls a day?
Please explain in full sentence!
Do the French girls *** and live in your shed ?
I mas******* once an hour as a walk up drill I root a girl that doesn't live in my shed at 9:45 pm then boot her $$$$ then I root a French girl in my shed at 12 then I take her to my room and lick ice cream off her v*****
How r u so good at getting 10 inches deep every time u have s**
its the flavour of condom I where (raspberry apple)
Go die in a fire
That's a bit harsh wanna root before it $$$$$$$
How big is you doodle
Big enough to get in your sister
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Nobody questions on qoohme
How do you deal with failure?
I just mas******* when I get home :) $$$
What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Have passionate *ex with me
How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
I'd say do you want to come and smoke weed with me
Who do you envy and why ?
Swazza with all da biddies he gets
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
All except 12
We all know you like Alex Dyer
Nobody informed me
Who told you they loved you last
My French girl wanna meet her
A body part you think you could do without ?
Definitely not my p****
What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Scare everyone
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
Root em than boot em
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Of course not
The last thing you bought ?
A hook**
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
RE
A memory you want to forget ?
You
What is your nickname ?
*exy
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