Luqmaan Desai
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28th April 9:45 pm I am going to sneak into your house tie you up and take out your teeth one by one with a hammer and chisel
I like the tying up part, sounds fun
Only bring the The hammer and chisel if you know how to use em👀
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Cant wait till the 4 th June ?
Honestly I forgot all about this
Now you’re married 😂
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Ever peed yourself ?
Probably as a kid at the beach
Don’t act like y’all never
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Religion ?
Alhaamdulillah
I’m Muslim
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What's written in your pfp?
Qooh
In Arabic
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Stop replying to qoohs and reply to your WhatsApp
Order for me pizza 🍕 ☹️
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Where are you from Rps_shukla
South Africa 🇿🇦
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I love it when you’re savage,gimme a taste of your roast
I wish someone replaced your lipstick with super glue
You’re pretty right until you speak
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I love you since you are a girl not coz you ate a gold digger
Phew, what you really need to love is an Oxford dictionary, and some grammar books
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You have onlyfans?
☹️ no I lied
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How many times did rats eat your skin in India
I ate the rats first
Survival tip
Eat or be eaten
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Looking dapper in the jubba kiddo😏
Hot tiiiiiing mashallah🌚
Heheh Ik you kiddo
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Bhai, what's wrong? Why you back in school
I come to visit my teachers, friends, and yo girl
She gets happy
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Can you teach me your ways?
You need to have an onlyfans account first
I post my ways there
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I love you
Prove it
Drop me your banking app username and password with the limit removed 😏
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Met anyone interesting lately?
Uhhm
Nope, but let’s operate a meet up
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Why is u gey
Last time I saw your mum, I changed my $exuality😬
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Assalamualaikum
How are you?
Wslm
I’m goood and you
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You forgot me bro
That's what you think?
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Eeeddioootttt ?
Stooooooooopid
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Okay I'm done spamming ?
You're most welcome ?♀️
Such kind hoomans?
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Stop flexing ?
I know you smaak?
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Y u such an A$$hole??????
Your mummy knows the answer to that, but ask her when your dads not around?
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Nice t-shirt ?
I know you like it, but its like 6 years old??
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The one person you can tell anything and everything to. Any day any hour?
I don't have that person anymore☺
So I'm to myself thankfully
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Where you gone for the holidays?
India and Bangladesh- for four months
Pakistan issa maybe, still working on the visa
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How long it took you to finish your hifz and when did u start?
2009-2014 - I done 17 paras, and I never knew any of them
2015- restarted hifz with tajweed from first( cos I legit used to read like an india papa) and completed till 30 in 9 months
A great favor from Allah?
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Meet anyone interesting lately??♂️
Yesss interesting but not substantial
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I thought you said chatting to girls is haraam ?
Not unless you marry them
*inserts the more you know meme*
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Hiiii friend in law?
Im losing brain cells figuring this out
Drop hints?
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Come back to SA puhleasee ?
Yeaaahh I definitely will?
Return date is on the 4th June?
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Who do you have a snap heart with?
SomeonE Special ?
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Wats ur boyfriend's name
I wrote them all down somewhere
Let me go find that exam pad ?
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Wats ur girlfriends name
I’m single ...Allah shukr
Enjoying while I can ??
No time for all these ships
Relationship, friendship, hardship ....
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Stanger Banga!!!
Probably you bored durban wankers ?.... and I know which one too???♀️
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Why u act like a btch
Hahahahaha I’m glad I got under your skin ?
Next time leave the name ☺️
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Do u chat to girls
Astaghfirulla...Do you know that’s haraaam??
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Are u like a two faced person
I just have my very own opinion on everyone, my biased viewpoint judged by my observation???
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Are you interested in anyone in your school?
Just Mister Komal and wehhhh Cindeeeeee?
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You is fart
You is just blowing hot air ?
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Saadia ersahd?
A class girl ...
What about her?
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Are you seeing anyone ?
I see a lot of people on a daily basis?
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Your greatest accomplishment?
Putting milk in the bowl then cereal✋?
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Wat was the best thing that has ever happened 2 u
I found out first hand that those you trust most, inevitably let you down the worst
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So holy, masha Allah. You actually found the arabic for qooh?????
Don't judge the cover by its book
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Why did he unfollow all the girls on Instagram?
Part of being my friend with benefit is that he's loyal to me
NO SIDE HOES ??
Isn't dhalech ?❤️
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Are you still friends with Yusuf dhalech?
Nope ... we're more than friends
Friends with benefits
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Are u single
Yes ... single Pringle ?
never nikah as yet ?
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I miss you ?...
I miss the old me too
Unfortunately you killed him
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I'm looking for a job....
What job ....?
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The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
Become a vegan ... live in the woods and die in a vegetative state?
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Finish the lyrics....wasirtu fi tareeqi _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?
Farouk no one qoohs and then comes and tells you the next day to reply ?
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10/10 for Geog Spot Test
0/10 for Pool Skills
10/10 for Throwing Chalk
10/10 for Acting Innocent
.....Stipppid Puss
Jeee Mota(Eb motala )???
I know you want attention ? And you also wanna blame me for throwing chalk around class? When all I did was cheer you on?
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Do u listen to songs
Guilty a bit ??
Only a few hit tracks, otherwise not really ??
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Stop qoohing yourself
Stop hating my lit qooh ??
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Yaa ______
Fill in the 5 blank spaces
Ya-sssis ?
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You look so jovial on the outside but so deep on the inside
The gushing river drives people away with its splashes....
The calm lake draws people to it with its serenity
~LD~
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So is this another side Chick?
Don't tell your mummy ?
She'll kill me ?
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Why am I asking
Lark do you even follow boxing ?
Nah not really ??♂️
Think about it ... two idiots without pants fighting over a belt ???
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Maywather or macgregor
Neither ... your spelling is the winner here????
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Please send six pack pics ?
Nooo thas haraam ... unless if you want from above the navel then okay?
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You and me alone ❤️
You without clothes ?
Haraam? I can't be the only one ?
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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
Today ??
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Hey babe...?
Awwww hey babe to you too ?
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Do you train .... cos I love the shape ☺️
Weird?
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You must be really strong do you do martial arts ?
Errr ? Yes I do ?
I know kung fu, jujitsu, kick boxing, karate,mixed martial arts ......
And 28 other dangerous words ??♂️
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Who tf is shakirah?
Nigguh it's spelt Shaakirah*
Wrong spellings offend me. ?
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What needs to stop ?
Socks and sandals ?
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Why can't u accept 8 ball pool challenges?
I don't want to beat you and take away so much of your hard earned coins Oren ?
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What type of people annoy you the most?
Mostly male and female
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You such a savage when u answer ur qoohs why tf do u only say nudes are u obessed with nudes or something?
Savage ???
Thanks for the compliment..luv you too❤️ ( pssst ...lowkey send nudes ?)
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It's going to be flooded soon. New toy ??
Okay shakirah maaaaaaaf?
I know I shouldn't have told youu about qooh ??♂️?
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Well i Was hoping I'd be your 18th Qooh but looks like I even missed out on the 32nd as well ??
Shakirah this makes no sense??♂️...keep your kitchen stories where they belong?
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Start to accept the fact that people move on ...
Loyal people stay .... Stay with the person they've pledged to?
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??? Prick ?
Too big to be called a prick ?
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Instagram or Twitter?
I'm a Desai
Twitter on MTN is free...
You do the math
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Mummy or daddy??
Legit ahmed chill now??
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Coffee or tea?
Coffee is my cup of tea??
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So is there that one person you gotta always speak to?to tell your stories to?can confide in?what I mean is in the feminine gender?like your person??
At the moment I don't trust anyone...
broken people's struggle ✖️
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50 shades baby?
At the moment I'm already 50 shades of kaaria?
Sunburnt worse than talhah Hassim's normal complexion ??
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
How does someone, after 3 years of a relationship with you, all of a sudden doesn't want to know you ✖️
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Do you even have brains ?!?
I've never really thought about that tbh??♂️
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Send nudes...
Attatchment jpg10001....
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How's grade 11 treating you?☺
Rephrase....
How badly is grade 11 screwing you??
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Sapnu puas?
Ayyhhh shurrup you ????
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No thanks.. I'm better off without the number..??
It was a diplomatic way of saying no ??♂️??
Some people need to learn sarcasm. ?
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What's your WhatsApp number?
Only if you send nudes then we can consider ?????
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Do you have a crush on anyone?
Used to have one ?
Current status: no longer a crush....
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nd hw much does dat person mean to u?
His life is my life, I'd be willing to do a heart transplant for him any day ❤️
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Who's the most special person in your life?
My big brother who I nearly lost ?
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Why do you like puns so much??♀️
Friends come and go .... puns stay forever ?
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When's your birthday??
My Birthday, ridhwaan Rawat's and Ahmad Mangerah's birthday be on 9th of June ??
These ppl did match fixing ???♂️
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Your dhor is so solid I must say ?
and you read the best this year ❤️
Hahaha lmao ....
Good try Umar??♂️???
We all know you're the best?