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What makes you instantly hate someone?
rudeness
do you miss any of your exes?
heck no
Who's your crazy ex and how is he crazy
this sounds like something my crazy ex would ask ???
How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
drugs
How often do you think Jesse is asking these questions?
he denies it so it's hard to say really ?
Whats your number one tip to get btches?
talk about your feelings
how swaggy are you?
like really swaggy
What causes you to stay up late?
Internet
Most recent embarrassing experience?
uh probably when I went grocery shopping a few weeks ago and the kind lady at the deli was like darling you've lost an earring then I went home to discover I'd actually only put one in that day
Hi cutie inbox me xx I'll treat you better then Liam ever could
nah if you're really the love of my life you'd inbox me first
Ever done drugs?
no wtf I'm an angel
There should still be proof of you and Jesse in that field
nah actually not a p*rn star
What do you want to hate, but can't?
food that makes me chunky
snapchat best friends in order
Jesse, Paul, Corey, Elise, Elainor
Last 3 people you messaged on messenger
group chat, Corey, Liam
Who is better? Corey or Jesse?
that's a tough one
Your current bank balance ?
millions
What are you tired of?
being awake
Can't believe you had $ex with Jesse ew
you have no proof
Favourite person? Besides Liam and family go!
can't choose just one ? Elainor Elise Corey jesse
You need s cat
I know!!!!!!! or a puppy
Hey are you from Australia Andycap
yah
Jessseeeee Watson
such a babe
You are so fcking gorgeous. Are you single
I feel like this has already been asked
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
am I supposed to have realised this by now?
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
don't rely on other people to make you happy
You are so gorgeous are you single?
naw stop it you ? and I am not sorry
Does seaweed get fish high?
finally someone asking the real questions ?? maybe that's why fish have such horrible memories
Nah but like how tight are you actually?
ily beb
Guess who loves you more than Liam ??
mum is that you?
how tight are you??
are you serious???? if I didn't tell you my age what makes you think I'm going to tell you this ???
ohhh okay be that way
thankyou I will
age ?? you got skype??
nah nah nah
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
hang out with Obama
ur sooooo hot ?? how old are you MikeOrd24
too old
Snapchat? ?
same as my username on here, I think
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
thousands
What do you want right now ?
mnm mcflurry
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
hopefully not the minion movie because I'm keen as beans to see that
Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
never even seen it lol
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
sleeping
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I haven't had a bath in months :///
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
10 lol looks like I missed the boat on that one
Who was the last person to break your heart ?
pizza guy who gave me soggy garlic bread
Who was your first crush ?
food
Something you regret buying and why ?
$4 phone charger from the reject shop that never worked
What was your first cellphone ?
Motorola I think it was, it was badass
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like Blunt, James Blunt
What was your dream yesterday?
I don't dream because I'm an unimaginative bastard
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
stealing food off me without asking
Tell us your favourite band. Rep and promote.
I don't really have a fav band I just listen to anything I like really but I would recommend giving James blunt a listen ayyy
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
having second lunches on a regular basis
scruncher or folder
folder
Biggest turn on?
idk but all the guys I've dated have had perfect teeth
The last thing you bought ?
flowers for my grandma
Dream holiday destination ?
Ibiza
what's the worsest thing you've ever smelled that was still strangely nice?
u
Pee on me
jesus at least buy me dinner first
What is your biggest success up until now?
not failing year 12 ha ha ha
what's the worsest thing you've ever smelled?
liams farts
What's the nicest thing you've ever smelled?
freshly cooked bacon
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
a boat
Oh I'm sure it'll all check out just a precaution
good to know
But butt services will be keeping an eye on your butt young lady
okay get them to let me know if it looks alright
I will let you off the hook just this one time
thankyou means a lot :))
I want to give your fanny a sniff
fanny pack****
So you have not been squatting? You are sure of this?
I swear on my butts life
Well it very much sounds like it
you are wrong, i would never do that to my butt
IT WAS CHILD BUTT LABOUR?!
IT WAS NOT
I assumed nothing, butt if you don't stop being so an*** about its life you are gonna make it hit rock bottom and it won't be very fanny
my butt is 18 in 46 days so im trying to give it some tlc before it moves out of home
I am beginning to suspect you are the cause of all your butt's problems
how dare you assume that
Ah ha! So you admit you have been working your butt! That is butt labour Maddi you monster
a little bit of butt labour never hurt nobody
You said it could grow wings, I am sure your butt is both perky and firm
squats 4 daiiiiz
Well not like, literally, cause then you would sorta just be hanging there while your butt flapped around everywhere
flapped around? how saggy do you think my butt is gosh
You are strangling your butt Maddi. Let your butt breathe Maddi.
you're right, i need to give my butt space so it can spread its wings and fly
I would just prefer that your butt had its own access to the helpline without having to go through you first
i understand your concern, i may be getting too involved in my butts life
well it's not really for you....
i am the legal guardian for my butt therefore it is my problem too
It spells poop b*m b*m on a keypad so it should be easy for a butt to remember
ill have it added to my contacts
7667 286 286 please have your butt call this number immediately
my butt will get right on it
Are you saying you have been completely aware of strangers touching the butt, yet done nothing to help it?
my butt has found its voice and it is time for this to stop
Does this distress the butt? Is your butt aware of the Butt Helpline?
it distresses the butt greatly, i would like the number for the helpline please, this is a serious matter
But are there perhaps times when butt is not happy?
yes, when strangers touch it
So would you say this torso and butt are friends? Or is the butt being bullied?
butt is happy
What does your butt do when it isn't being photographed?
ya know just butt things, like jiggling and being a seat to my torso
Is it a nice butt?
of course it is
Do you have any nudes on your phone
only my friends butts and boo*s
Ever sent a nude?
ive sent photos of my butt to some of my pals
They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do?
im just gonna say yes
What was your last dream about ?
probably something really cool that apparently wasn't cool enough for me to remember
Best song you've heard this week ?
dont hug me im scared
What is your ringtone?
idk no one rings me
why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near
Are you and Corey in love
yeah
I'd love to get with you and give your nephew a cousin ;)
sorry no more babies please id like to sleep thanks
The most unreliable person you know ?
shae
Is Krystal a bad driver? Lol
when she has two hands on the steering wheel nah
To the ladies: your type of guy?
why is this only to the ladies guys can like guys too ya know
The most expensive item you own?
you
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