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Madi Nichols

madibear

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Who is your crush? Dont be shy

my amazing boyfriend josh <3 ily babe

madibear replied 3870 days ago

Is filling jars with wiggles blood legal in Australia or am I in trouble with the government?

it is completely legal. ive been doing it for years

madibear replied 3874 days ago

What is wrong with throwing bowling balls on public transport while yelling "hitler was a hero, all Jews are zeros,"?

Can I put this on my resume? Far out dude!

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Do they still sell those guns that shoot di*dos at the Zoo? I want one for my 3 year old cousins christening

i think they sell them at coles? and my mother would like to know you're opinion on if a mother bashes their daughters boyfriend is it abuse?

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Do you think that emirates shouldn't have thrown me off for the comment " I'm not flying on this plane is swarming with terrorists" I mean how was I supposed to know they were just the crew

they shouldnt throw you off unless you are the terrorist, those freaking idiots!

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Little men keep walking past my house chuckling, do you think it is a sign from god or should I just stop eating all the laundry powder?

according to my mother you should get clothed and stop dancing naked, get away from the front window! the laundry powder is for washing your clothes, it doesn't have effect if you eat it, its my daily meal :)

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Do you think that pluto has many friends? Not being a planet must make it hard to be popular

Mickey was always his friend, Donald was always getting him into trouble the fu**head. He couldn't even babysit his nephews properly! argh!

madibear replied 3874 days ago

I lathered my self in sweet chilli sauce and walked into maccas to requested nuggets, i was then kicked out. Do you think this was fair? all I wanted was some low priced chicken bits to eat with all my left over sweet chilli

that is so unfair, i wouldve given you extra nuggets if i served you! jesus, dodgy f***ers, how sick can you be? u serve the druggies and not the sweet chilli sauce guy? where are your morals?

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Do you think that whales taking part In an affair should tell there respective partners or cover it up and make it a more shady operation?

*imagine the p**** on those s*ckers* - from my mother. I see the headline now 'When Size Makes A Difference' that'd be put in an advice column everywhere, mmkay back to the question, I think being honest would be good because there are always other fish in the sea, cant say that about whales.

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Have you ever seen a homeless man attack a "Give Way" sign with a focaccia? If so should I stop it happening again or let it run it's course, really stuck on this one because more and more homeless people are coming to watch

whatever meds you're taking i think you should take more.

madibear replied 3874 days ago

How many fireworks can you carry in your an** before it becomes illegal in New Zealand?

when the plane refuses to take you on board, human bomb, aware of flying as* (schrapnel)....if you said tasmania rather than new zealand im pretty sure the only reason it'd be illegal was if you then had a.n.al (to you) with someone non related to you.

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Do you know where I can buy something to kill midgets discreetly? Don't want another police investigation

the correct term is little people, not midgets, not dwarves. I always wondered what happened to Flitwig...no wonder he's gone. also i wondered why gemma was missing in form assembly for the past few weeks...MURDERER! oh yeah back to the question, probably buy a little itty bitty gun, you could find one in a little gun shop on the corner...or a butter knife...everyday shop, like kmart...or maybe a slingshot if you're shooting from a low angle...

madibear replied 3874 days ago

I drank something I found under the sink what should I do? I'm seeing a lot of crazy **** and I think I just killed my neighbour

dont touch the draino!

madibear replied 3874 days ago

Flamingos look like p****es with legs, what do you think?

truly? never seen that reference...doesn't fit in my head...images to help prove this theory please :)

madibear replied 3874 days ago

add me in snapchat---> jackpats

how about no? how about you add me :) madinichols98 xx

madibear replied 3874 days ago
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