Matt crowe
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What pisses you off the most?
premature ejaculation.
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Mariah Colbran good root?
Umm yeah I guess was like ages ago can't really remember..
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Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
I slap my mums arse all the time where's my cash??
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Something you wish to have but cant afford?
A v*****
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Thoughts on Molly Peters
Don't think I know her??
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Isn't Fat Amy, Babes and your Misses just the sickest people to ever walk this earth! ;)
Haha yeah fat Amy is a mad ***** funny as biggest trippa rnrnAnd yeah the misses is sick as ay best ***** out!
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Have you ever had handcuffs on and really needed to take a leak?
Haha yeah I've been hand cuffed a few times but never needed to Piss haha
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Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
Hahahah yeah
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thoughts on shayleigh andrew?
Yeah she's alright I guess. Don't think I've met her before. .
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Eating a battered sav wishing it was you x
Hahaha gross
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Does your shi* stink ?
Yeah sometimes haha
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It's was Connell you tossa
Oh true hahaha *****!
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well why let him go? i will come talk to you about it... how am i Bit**ing about it? haha i'm just telling you to tell him... because next time he does it i will hit him..
Yeah fair enough man but I just spoke to Ryan he said he didn't have any problems with anyone tonight? So why don't you inbox me so I know who you are?
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your brother needs to stop going to partys and if he wants to start shi* tell him to man the f*** up and finish it off, not just sit there and keep Bit**ing about it,
His like 15. rnNobody in our family likes or agrees with him going to party's.. But if you have that much of a problem with him come talk to me about it. rnCoz they way I see it the only **** *****ing is yourself ay true??
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If you hurt yor misses head will roll Matthew :) your a crake head :)
Haha I'd never hurt her!rnAnd I've never done crack in my life ****
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Thoughts on sinead simpkin? X
Stupid stuck up fat cow.rnHow made that much **** up about me it's just ****ing sad..rnThat's why I shaged some of her friends hahahahaha
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Thoughts on David meddings?
**** s*cker!
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I remember when you inboxed me saying you would come see me and asked for a root wish I took it up I heard your a good one
Hahaha who's this??
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your girlfriends a slu* hahha
why are you with her again? the only good thing about her is shes got a se*y body hahah id tap that for sure hook me up bro
Hahaha she is only a **** when it comes to my **** ay and yeah bruz you ****ing wish. rnWhy don't ya just Inbox this to me huh?!rnGutless gronk
Best roots from cobram area?
I am not gonna just name people from my home town I have rooted on a public website.rnI don't **** where I eat bruz...
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Wish you weren't takin I'd let you root me when ever you wanted
Haha my misses would bash ya
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why did you do it?
Cos she was keen as
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be honest and tell me?
Alright I was like 10. rnAnd she was 11 or some **** haha
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did you really f*** a chick when she was asleep? and how old were you and how old was she?
Hahahahahaha no comment
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Thoughts on Brooke Matthews :)
Best maccas ***** out!
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Thoughts on crystal berry?
Yeah she's an alright chick
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Didn't really see you as the relationship type. What made you go into one?
Cos I was over spending every weekend chasing girls and having meaningless roots.rnSo I now I just stick to one chick and I am happy as ****
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opinion on Liss Cooper
Don't know her??
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Opinion on Ryan Walpole?
Never met him but he seems alright
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f*** when I'm ***** I look at pictures of cats as* holes on google images you ever done that?
Can't say I Have when I am ***** I just have *ex?
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Have you ever wondered what a cats as* hole would taste like
Yeah I actually have
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What do you like better cats as* holes or dogs as* holes I can't decide which I like better i think cats because they're tighter
Dogs for sure much warmer on the old sausage
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I'm soviet Russia cats f*** your as* hole
Umm okay?
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Yeah it's a **** of a thing that scabies I'm still not rid of it
Yeah ay use some cream bruz
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Thoughts on david garth
Good mate! had some mad as times together!
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That's not an exact measurement babe? We all know its huge so just give us the answer in inches or cm? ;)
I've never measured my **** that's just ****ed
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What diseases have you contracted over ya 43-44 roots
None?
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Thoughts on girls with braces
I've never met one? Aha
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What's so bad about girls having pubic hair? Guys have it and when we s*ck their Dic*s they don't give a f*** but we have to groom ourselves for what reason? Boys don't so why should we
Yeah we'll that's true hahahah
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I f***ed your girlfriend before you did hahaha
Hahahahaha well **** man you can't of been to much of a good root then ay? rnOh yeah and I also ****ed ya sister
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Do you wish you had a big Dic* cause I hear yours is tiny ;)
Hahaha we'll your clearly talking to the wrong people if that's what you have heard
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I like how with you what you see is what you get and there's no bull shi*. Not many people quite like that
Haha thanks and yeah I've always been up front I tell it like I see it. People rather hate me or love me for it.
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Describe your ideal dream woman
A chick I can get along with and spend heaps of time with. Without wanting to shoot myself haha and has to have a box gap. So like the chick I am dating haha
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What do you reckon of Davos tattoos a bit gay ay or nah
I reckon everyone has the right to tattoo whatever they want on there own body. Davos tattoos are well done. not really the thing id get but each to there own ay
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How's life
****ing great at the moment :)
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What'd you get up to today?
**** all really
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Ever want to get married or have kids?
****ing oath!
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I don't reckon your hot but there's something attractive about you idk what it is
Haha cheers :)
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What are you doing tomorra
Not sure haha why?
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What's your theory on public hair on girls? Do you prefer completely hairless, just bikini line so it's neat and tidy or a sneaky little landing strip
Un all depends on the girl I mostly like it freshly shaved but like a little air strip is alright
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What was the one thing you always wanted to be when you were younger
I've always wanted to be gynaecologists
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Is it true you had a few se*ually transmitted diseases a while back?
Um I had a bad cace of craps when I was like 14 but some metho got rid of that ay that's about it
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Was Sam holland a good root or nah thinkin about goin ther meself mate
Yeah wasn't to bad hahaha made her squirt a few times ay
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How long is it exactly? ;)
Well lets just say I gave a chick an*** once her arse bleed and she didn't **** right for a fortnight
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This one time at band camp a feral cat licked me Dic* and gave me scabies
Ahh **** yeah been there myself man
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s*cked ya off one day ay could barely fit it in me mouth babe
Haha yeah I am we'll hung ay
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How many chicks u f***ed?
My root list in on about 43 or 44 but I remember chicks every now and then and add em to it haha
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Ever s*cked off a man
Nah but I reckon I'd be good at it ay cos like I know how I like my **** s*cked, true?
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Ever been involved in a jerk circle with some mates
Yeah bruz top way to spend ya Friday night
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thoughts on wade franklin?
Top bloke! Had some ****ing mad times wirh him ay chucked some birches on the spit went skiing and all
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You know Elyza Rogers?
Never heard of him haha
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Thoughts on Emily McMaster?
She's alright use to chill with her a fair bit Gave me a wristy under a tree hahahaha
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Jeez you get in with so many girls dude, how do you do it
Getting girls is easy as **** man in my opinion all you gotta do is have some self confidence rnAnd be a funny ****. rn
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thoughts on jazz dahl?
Yeah she's alright ay funny *****!
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Thoughts on jackson chibnall?
My misses ex. Don't know him only going by what I have been told.
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Reason for your last breakup?
Umm I Donno? Haha