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who is ur fav primary school friend
Thuy: "You better say me"
What is success to you?
Success to me is where all my dreams and aspirations are achieved and when i can properly study
can I tie you up to a bed? and then go fishing?
wot
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
wow, so inappropiate
Do you know Joel Fletchers cousin?
Ist it Alexis? hahaha, jokes
What are you doing right now ?
Skyping
Are you tired?
Yes, extremely
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
HAHAHAHA!
Thoughts on bariano?
whose she?
Do you know any places to get formal dresses?
target
Are you back from caufield formal?
YE
CHANTS *MATTY MATTY MATTY*
YE YEYEY
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
on what?
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
what if i fart?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
luv this
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
yeah
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
That would be great
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Are you friends with Sabrina lees and Seda Guclu?
who?
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
go to the kitchen and get some water
What are you doing now?
Skyping :)
What are you doing now?
What are you doing now?
Oi come shisha?
ur shout?
Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad as* up.
yeaaah
Are you at parkdale formal?
stahp
Tips on how to ask someone to formal?
ummmm, just harden the **** up and ask the lucky person
are you at caulfield formal?
nah
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
HAHAHA, wow
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
what's your winter sport
bballll u
sesh after caulfield formal?
yeah why not
do you like long walks in the beach
yeah but did you mean on the beach*
do you have your cleanliness star
yes
Are you going to New Zealand?
i want to, pls take me
I see you in my English spare sometime
Hi Sabzzzz
Thoughts on sabby lees
she's so gullible and such a spaz
thoughts on seda gucci
channel and prada isn't on good terms with gucci, awk
Make it rain matty
HAHAHAHA! How?
If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
People who treat other people like **** and make them feel ****- ignorant people
who are you going to killester formal with
Anna, why?
Always make me laugh, you should do standup.
HAHAH, whose thisss?
which girls have you gone to all these formals with
katie and jess and then i went to mine, and I'm attending killesters
i think you are really really cute and a good boy but I'm really scared to talk to you :(
aw who is this? don't be shy, i don't bite :)
How do you get in with that many biddies? what's your secret
mate?
ahaha, i donnoooo, and what biddiesssss, i have none
MAKE IT RAIN MATTY
I'm doing the rain dance but its not helping :(
dont ignore my message
what messages? :o
why can't every single guy be like you mattty
lel what
I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mum, I'm a cool mum! Right, Matt?
wow, ok thanks
btw, thats from mean girls right?
Name your bestest friend ever?
to be more exact - they don't go to Haileybury.
They went to St James with you.
They're pretty ****ing awesome tbh
their name starts with an F.
go!
Wow, Frank.
as if you don't have a girlfriend matty
nah i dont haha
who are your closest friends from school girls and boys?
this question isn't worded correctly but i get what you mean
- boys: the group that i chill with
- girls: lel i donno
Who are your best mates in haileybury?
my group of boyssssssssssss
shut the **** up Matt, I'm sick of your ****
lol, if you have a problem with me then inbox me personally, rather than being on anon and saying **** to me :)
is your formal partner name "one of my friends"?
yeah it sure is, if you are attending the formal you will see her aye,
you didn't answer my question.. whose your formal partner for killester?
one of my friends
thoughts on justina???¿
yeah she's my cousin so therefore she is a sk like me ya feel yeaaaah, nah she is awesome and I'm so ants that she didn't even see me over the holsss, like wooahhh, respect your elders ayeeee
whose your formal partner? (name) to killester
lol only gerry ho would ask this.
HAHAHA and good what?! Left me hanging HAAHAH triciabrua
HAHHAHAH! i donnooooo triccccccccccccc, you are a bubbly person, like can i blow those bubblessss pls
we don't talk anymore but you are srsly a down to earth girl. you are nice and coooooool! we need to kick it soon okaaaay, pls, and good
thoughts on me?
you anon, are the ****ing best! such a nice and considerate person
kbbb and i miss you. you are incredibly nice and funny
Who is your best friend ?
all my friends are equal to me
what does your mum think about friends of yours? like does she think they're nice? weird? what?
my mum loves all my friends
thoughts on Goldie Cheung?
she's ****ing funnnyyyyyyyyyy
good, I see you do want this friendship after all :D
lel, who is this
thoughts on weed ?
Wellllll, i think it is bad even though i have done it like 1-2 times. but it is bad for you and can ruin your health in the long term run.
are you going to girls formal???
Nah, but I wouldn't mind going?
thoughts on nathan yi
good bloke, would be good to get to know him betterrrrrr
thoughts on me!!! serenay
u r so rude
Are you going killester formal?
Yeah i am :)
Teach me how to pull *****es matcheeeew?
Lols.
Who was the first person you dated?
Yasmin
What do you think about the most?
My mind always thinks of different ****, tbh.
Who is your crush? Dont be shy
No one atm, haha
Who do you share most of your secrets with?
My best friend, or myself even.
g'day mate! how's it barn? **** i mean gran* ****...g a r n (garn)? haha
What..
R u sure ur not gay?
Yeah I am positive, why would you care anyways.
No, not that ali. I mean ali from league of legends
HHAHAH. Soz but I don't game
Thoughts on ali
I don't really know Ali but his such a nice guy! His not awkward at all and his really cool to talk toooooo! His got a great sense of humour and yeah!! Would like to kick it with him soooonnnn!!
r u gay pls dont ignore b4 i drop u?????????????????
No i am not gay.
thoughts on mon!
Monnnn is the sickesssstttt ****tt! Miss her heaps! She is such a funny person and so out-going! Chill assss! But she goes out so much that its unfair :((( leo
Have you ever done a horse?
Lol no :o
MATT STOP
Miii is boredddd
Happy birthday *****-slayer ;)
HAHHA. Wot but it's not my birthday! :(
Can you twerk better than Miley cyrus?
Nah teach mw
does she go to school with you?
Nah she doesn't. Haha
Hiw about telling us what school she's from?
Why you so eager to know?
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