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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Light switch. ;) ;) ;)
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an*** $ex or an*** fisting
All of the above
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Have you seen The Thing and if so is it good
The thing is good and spicy
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Let me hold you down
And **** on my chest
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What was your first cellphone ?
All of the above
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DJ KHALED IS THE BEST HIP HOP WE HAVE EVER SEEN AND HEARD
You smart, you loyal
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Hey cheesiest
It's me ∆π|
What the dank. Who?
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Piss on things.
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Dj Khaled is better than Death grips
Please no. Don't even steven. Feral Cheryl
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
All of the above
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has the dog licked you nips?
Wtf manh
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u r a hotty ;))))))))
Thanks mum
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Dafunk punk and death grips not good
Stop it Ani
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Swagalision account. Anime out
Thanks mum
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Y O U A R E A H O M O S E X U A L
Ok daddy
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
I have no friends ;)
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I never new u were flexabal
Yeah I know! You wouldn't expect it from a body type like mine!
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R u gay?
Please don't start this again. But no I am not. I am straight and its not a bad thing to be gay/bi ect.
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Are you the new kid at the school?? Coz I think your hot
Yes and thanks mum.
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Money or Loyalty ?
Swag or Yolo ?
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What gives you peace?
Orange memes 4
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Ok daddy
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How do you like your new school? Miss you
It's very good. New friends and a new atmosphere is always nice. Miss U2 anon
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
Either become homeless with them or adopt them <3
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
20, because I was 40. now I'm 15. thanks
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you will never have children because your ugly and gay.
Yes. Obviously. That's why I grow them in my underground labratory.
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are you your own lover
Yes. Obviously. <3
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Who told you they loved you last
Me.
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Yolo or Swag?
Swag. (Jk kill me)
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Du bist eine schön Muschi
Thanks but no thanks because I'm not that beautiful of a v*****. <3
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A body part you think you could do without ?
My devils rod, amen
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Give birth to myself.
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What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
None, all are important in one way or another.
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How to deal with cyber bullying *turns off computer/phone*
Thanks for the live demonstration. Good work.
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so chris. how'd you piss everyone off this time? like legit whats going on
I don't know. People are always angry nowadays.
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Can you please **** off and leave Christian alone! No one needs this **** in their lives. So stop being a ****ing pathetics piece Of **** and go do something else with your time! Because no one likes an ***hole
Thanks. I'm not taking offence of what they (or who) are saying but I'm just trying point out certain things. And maybe make them have different views on it. Lol <3
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Nobody cares bout ur stupid opinons.
Thanks for going through the time of reading my rants on Instagram and the feedback.
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**** you u ****ing f***** I hate you.
Have fun wasting your time.
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Geez when did you become some social justice warrior equality preacher?
... </3
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Dream holiday destination ?
Secret place. <3
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Since your name is christian. R u religios
No I am not. But believe In what you think is right for you. As long as your don't start and argument about your opinion/ perspective, and you should just let everyone be. <3
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would you say that love cards are traps?
Yes. Well it depends which game!
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
It's not really a taught subject nor is it 'not there' but maybe reminding the students how grateful they should be to be having an education. Kinda just the whole perspective on school to be positive and not override it with negativity like it is now. Just as long as kids don't waste their education I'm happy. SCHOOLS NOT A BAD THING SO STOP HATING ON IT! <3
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I saw you the other day wearing socks an sandles with a turtle neck in 30 degress. Do you even care that you look like you asking to get beaten up. Stop being an idiot and dress normally.
Define your standards for 'normal'. is there a specific dress code that everyone has to follow? Honestly I can understand that I might wear something that is a bit out there (for certain people) it all depends on what you like and dislike. It's all a matter of opinion and if you want to go out of your way to be negative, then do so, waste your time, waste your life, waste everything just to bother someone just because they don't fit your standards. <3 sorry for being aggressive I just see that there is nothing wrong with the way people look.
What does your perfect day look like?
Nothing is perfect. ;)
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Is The tv a plasma
Well one is and one isn't. So far we have three flat screen tvs. One 50", another 50" and a 60" plasma.
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Where the hell do you find all these 50 inch TVs in hard rubbish!!!!
Well, the first in best dressed. That's how ill put it.
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Can I buttsecks u
Yes. If you so desire.
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What the **** are these questions?
Nice ones
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Christian is not gay guys.
Teasing someone like that is low, and despicable, and I don't believe in a god, but I sincerely hope you all burn in hell because Christian is my bæ.
Go s*ck a ****
This was very contradictory. But thanks i guess
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Why do you hate memes
I love them
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Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
No. But ironic memes can
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Fav trimester of pregnancy?
Like maybe the first 3 months
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Would you rather hot sauce in your foreskin or whipped cream can squirted fully up your as*?
Whipped cream ;)
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How does one jack off, I can't figure it out plz help little bro - Daniel
Aaron. Stop it.
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How to kill someone and make it look like an accident?
Lots if ways, you choose.
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Hottest girl on biggest loser
Gina rineheart
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Best gaming setup for minecraft
1985 Commodore
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Why do you stink like an unwashed butthole
Thanks
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R u gay
No I'm not. Not that there's anything bad about it. Just stop. Please stop asking.
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R u single
Yeah but not interested.
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Why do you go to box hill high now ??!
Reasons will be left undisclosed unless you want to message me. <3
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Fav polytheistic religious deity (monotheism is for close minded christian s***)
I'd say Ra or Osiris! (Maybe some from Ancient Greek, Rome or Germania)
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Is god even real
If you want him to be. :-)
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What if we breathed water
I bet we did at one point. Lol
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Recommended budget for hollywood style the dirty dozen / cheaper by the dozen crossover remake including all original actors via michael jackson tupac hologram technology
Seriously, South Park jokes!
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Grooviest tune you last listened to
Manfred Mann, Doo wah da diddy
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Nicest meme experience of the past hour
Stop
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
My ipad, obviously. It's the worst distraction that I love!
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I like the way you think!
Thanks. <3
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Horseback.
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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Me lol jk some people that I'm not gonna say <3
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he's not gay, leave him alone!!!!!!!!!! <3 going to miss you christian
Thanks. Miss you too random friends person <3
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stop being so annoying about christians life, who cares if he's bi*exual or gay, if he says he's straight, you don't have to keep going on and on. Your the best Christian, don't take no **** :) xx
Thanks :-) I just think it is an ongoing joke and I might be taking it too serious. I just don't want to put attention on the topic of being gay because there is nothing wrong with it.
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What is your biggest success up until now?
Living <3