Melissa Riseley
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
This bra
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
My mummies
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Surrounded by a loving family that get along perfectly
Last great thing you did ?
I am great in general
Hey Melissa,
I dreamt about you last night. We were driving along coastal road and the views were beautiful.
I miss seeing you all the time.
OMG please tell me who you are. I honestly can't work it out
We were bffs for a while in year 9
I was friends with everyone. Tell me who you are
Nah same age
I honestly have no idea
Another clue? Ummm I always used to see you sweeping up hair at the hair dressers in mid valley in like grade one or 2 haha dunno if you'd remember
Okay so you're a few years older then me then??
Try and guess who I am!
I was at you're 18th and did something I deeply regret.
What did you have surgery on?
Can you give me another clue, I was pretty blind.
Just got the 4 wisdom teeth out :)
Hey melissa,
Just thought id remind you how gorgeous and how perfect you are, get better soon beautiful, hope everythings well :)
Naw thank you - I'll be better in no time xx
Hey Melissa,
Just me again, You've been on my mind a lot lately. I hope you're going well!
OMG WHO ARE YOU FFS I WANNA KNOW
I'm not too bad had surgery today so apart from that I'm good. Hope you're doing well too anon
Do you own a dild0???
No I don't actually
Who do you look up to and why ?
I look up to my dad, mum and my brothers because they are Riseley's and we are the best
What's under your bed?
Actually a lot of boxes with stuff and makeup
How many googzz can you fit in your b*m
Um 11 i think it was
Hey Melissa
Me again,
The guy who you dated ages ago!
Don't worry about these creepy fcks.
Anyways, just wanted to say hope you have a good night.
Aw thanks, you have a good night too.
That sounds perfect!
Winner.
Why do you doubt yourself so much Melissa?
I don't know. Just always have I guess.
I'd do anything to spend a night alone with you!!!
Oh, I'm not that much fun. I just lay in bed and watching Kardashians every night.
Hope you're mouths big because with the length I'm about to feed you, you'd be able to feed starving children in Africa for 6 months. Lube up your an** baby I'm going in. Again xx
Haha doubt we've slept together.
Nah cause I made a new Facebook and haven't added you yet.
Ah okay. Well be sure you do :)
Nah, I don't have you as a friend on Facebook.
Oh am I that bad?
Have you had $ex?
Is this a serious question? Of course I haven't.
Nah I'd rather not say.
Just inbox me. I seriously don't message anyone so a chat would be good for a change.
If I told you, you'd be like "Ew" lol
I'm not like that. I probably used to be but I've grown up a lot.
Wtfff I started asking questions then someone took over from where I started going deep asf hahaha
You's finish each other's sandwiches
Be mine please?
Who are you?
Say sht about my girl and I'll break your neck fckhead. maddisonjoycee
Yeah you dippy dawg
I'm not the person writing all this stuff.
I am however a friend, kind of ish.
We talk occassionally, we dated once a long time ago and I truly think you are amazing.
You're a good person and fun to drink with.
Peace
Oh god message me :)
Yor a f***** Melvis, it's not a question, I'm just telling you. Hope you enjoy you day
Hahah go root yourself mate
Your are the definition of gorgeous, your so amazing melissa and you cant even see it yourself, any guy would be lucky to have you, even id do anything for someone as perfect as you. <3
Wowza thanks mate, I don't have time to even think of having a partner. Stay fab xx
Would you ever have a one night stand?
Haha yeah I would.
And soz for going on but I'm drunk and want you to have a good, happy life. So just know your worth please.
I'm happy being single and just focus on work. Thank you though.
I don't, I believe that once a couple starts talking they start to attach then builds up from there. So it could be anyone but you gotta like how they look and that cos as much as everyone says don't judge a book by its cover everyone really does
I agree sorta. But sometimes you know of people but don't actually know them as a person. Then you start talking then hang out and fall for them and they could be ugly but it doesn't matter coz they make me laugh.
Do you believe that everyone has the "one" for them?
I sure do :)
Would you rather someone good looking but treats you like sht, or someone not as good looking but treats you like a princess??
I've never actually gone for guys coz of their looks. I am all about the personality. None of me ex's have been a Calvein Klein model.
No!!!! Freckles are cute!! You are actually so good looking, know your worth melissa!
Who is this?
I think you're a babe Mel!
You're a babe!
I actually wish you were mine!!
Please don't. :)
Don't be so hard on yourself!! You're perrrrfect. Actually an 11/10, so beautiful
Naw thank you anon :)
You haven't woken up next to me in the mornings. I'm actually a freckle face.
It's not maddz , but you are mint!
Well thank you, but when I've had horrible things said to me from people I've loved the most it just makes it hard to believe.
You are mint and your a$$ is also mint.
Hahaha ffs who is this. 10 bucks it's Maddz
How is that silly?
Because I'm not mint. I have a fat A$$
fck your mint, with you were mine!
Don't be silly. :)
What cheers you up ?
When I see my girls
Stay in or go out?
Hm I would actually choose stay in.
Can money buy happiness?
100% can
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
I'm already ugly so I'm gonna live forever
Thoughts on tahnee paynter?
Um don't really know her. All I remember when the first time I met her I was so blind and made her stand in front of me when I squatted to piss. I think she is really pretty and she will marry James
Tbh william Mcilwain
Good guy. Had a few fights through school but nothing too major. Haven't spoken since leaving school. Have known him since i was 3
Do you like really intimate $ex or p0rn type $ex?
Intimate probably
Wanna be fvckbuddies?
No thanks.
Fav $ex position?
When I'm riding your oldest brother
Wanna be friends with b'z???
Who's that?!?!?
More Like id give you a fcking good feed. Followed by desert x
You're the one for me
Best compliment you ever received ?
You're a good feed
A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
Not saying
Watz good in tha hood
Ham sanga in bed
What is your current mood and why ?
Impatient because I'm going to Fiji with my best friend in 30 sleeps!!
Looking for a bf atm?
Not looking but if it comes up I won't be against the idea
How do you want people to treat you ?
Feed
Rate yourself out of 10
11
I heard that one time you ran over a cat, is this true?
Hahha I haven't hit any animal :) except a person but they walked into me
Hi, you were cool. Now you're not.
Ffs
What type of people bore you ?
People who don't find my jokes funny
Tbh bailey verhaydon
Not how you spell his last name. Have known him forever!! Such a funny guy and so genuine. I rate him 11/10
Thoughts on sam flanigan? ❤
Lovely boy, glad to say he's a friend.
What do you want right now ?
Gus
Are you a selfish person ?
Yeah probably
How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Tell them to f u c k off
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
*ex
Just letting you know that you're a 11/10, so if anyone treats you like you're a 9 say **** em cos they're not giving you the treatment you deserve.
Thanks so much :) :)
I see you and john commenting on each other's stuff all the time , bit of a razz hey?
Hahaha defiantly not. Obviously you don't know us otherwise you would know we are good friends.
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Um none actually
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Hungry
Do you or would you hook up with or text someone in a relationship if their girlfriend was to never find out?
No way! I've had it happen to me and it is awful.
Do you have a yeast infection?
Yeah I do
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Like 6 months
5 friends you miss most?
That I hardly see...
Andy, Tiarnah, Ethan, Schultz & Alex
sorry if you ain't on the list. I honestly miss majority of the people I used to be close to so I probably miss you too xx
If you could only sleep with one person out of the people you have for the rest of your life who would you pick??
Look I am not going to answer that because it got me in a lot of **** the first time.
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
27, perfect age really
I think ur very cool
Very $ω@G
Why are you so amazing and beautiful
Good genes I guess haha
have you ever tried an***?
Nah, have you??
Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Couttsy
Who was your first crush ?
Dylan Pace
Yeah school reunion would be awesome
That would be great
Only the reddest ****ing dudes alive are gonna be up boolara on Friday night..!
Matt & Matt :) :)
I think you're quite an amazing girl.
We dated once in primary school.
We talk occasionally, but not so much now.
Anyways you're a gorgeous girl and deserve a great bloke.
P.S the fact you like lamb shanks is awesome :)!
Oh geez, I'm smittened.
I think I dated every boy at least 3 times in Primary school hehe haha..
Great blokes are hard to come by unfortunately.
Message me!
P.S let's organise a school reunion!!!
I know they are so expensive but so worth it :)
You coming to boolara this Friday??
What's this Friday???
So, I've been keen on you for a long time, I just don't have the confidence to act upon it , so , are you razzing anyone ?
Negative.
Do you do an***?
Is that supposed to be a n a l?
You never bullied me
Message meeee
What's your all time fav food?
Lamb Shanks. Bet you weren't expecting that hey
I have had a huge crush on you since m.p.p.s.
Sorry for being a bully to everyone. But if you're being serious inbox me because we probably don't even speak.
Who the f u c k are you? Hahaha just joking!
Have come sooo close in such a short amount of time and I can't think of anyone that I would ever want to replace you with. Love you to the moon and back xxxxx
p.s you love a feed
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