Melissa Mpako
melissa_mpako
Ask me anything you like anonymously
Question sent to Melissa Mpako !
Visit this profile later to see if your question was answered.
Replies
You have so many friends whose your main squad ?
Well there's Kirstin, Bronwyn, Ukhona , Nthabiseng, Siyamthanda, Senamile and Savannah.
And then there's also Dominique and Luyanda but they both go to different schools and we're our own little group and then I have other super close friends but we not like in the same group if you know what I mean but we still like best friends.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Your friend Kirsten is such a hoe
You clearly don't know Kirstin because firstly you spelt her name wrong therefore you have no right to be calling someone that you don't know a hoe. Secondly she is the most innocent girl and if you knew her then you'd know this too so shut tf up about her.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What needs to stop ?
Hoeing, racism, inequality, the large gap between the rich and poor, poverty, corruption, rape culture, abuse. The list is endless.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What are you obsessed with at the moment
Sleep. I'm permenantly tired.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Yewethu
What did I do now ???
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Love to you my main btch ❤️
Aww thank you , love you! ❤❤Put your damn name man so I know who you are. ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Remember East London 2016
Yey! Never again. ??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Siviwe or Siyabulela ?
Ahhh no! I love them both.??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I'm sometimes nice don't worry okay8
On the days when you aren't throwing shade around like confetti.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I'm like yeah she's mine
Isn't it "I'm like yeah she's fine wonder when she'll be mine" ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Girl you so damn fine though
Not even! Thank you though ❤
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Beware beware beware of a woman with a broken heart
Praying to the sky all the black looking at my phone like she finna call back.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You making all these hoes scared
How though ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who's shady princess
I don't know her, know of her.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Issa girlfriend material
Iyaaassss ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
He's such an idiot chasing ugly hoes when he let the whole package slip through his fingers
You know!
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I'd like to apply for the job of being your boyfriend if it's for offer
Aye bruh
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Can I get your number
Well can you ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Your man is lucky
Except he doesn't exist.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Most beautiful person I've seen
This simply cannot be true.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Can we be friends because you are way out of my league
Lol yeah sure xx
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
All the boys are probably after you so I don't stand a chance
Ha I wish ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
We missed out yesterday and today ? okay8
Oh well. ? mxm. You know I had forgotten about It you chop ??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Issa rbf guys, sorreh okay8
Some things will never change
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You are my favourite Mel ??? okay8
I should hope so. Or else??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
P E to The T T Y okay8
Petty is the way ??? *starts singing*
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Why does your mate Kirsten never smile ? Is she mean ?
Its Kirstin and she does smile. She's an amazing human. Just make sure she likes you.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I met you before but I don't think you'll remember me and I really want to get to know you
Chances are I will recognise you cause I'm very good with faces although I might not remember your name so just message me. ❤
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
My accounting homework.
Guys mentality.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What can't you do that you wish you could do?
I wish I could sing and dance exceptionally well.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend couldn't pee somewhere because guys could hear?
No not really.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Long and thin or short and thick
Hayi bruh
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I was at ur school 2day and saw you guys have bathrooms that look like the ones at the Oyster Box. Rich school tings
????
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What extra murals you doing this term ?
Hockey , athletics and road running.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Hey hoe❤ AmyLeighJackson
Hey hoe ❤ BUT we both know I'm the good kid here. ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I love you AmyLeighJackson
Guurrlll love ya too?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I know you miss me AmyLeighJackson
Come back already ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You're gorgeous
Aww , thank you.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You single?
Single pringle always
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I rearranged the alphabet and put U and I together
Lol this is actually so funny ? Nice pick up line.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Long and thin or short and thick
Long and thin
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Amy Jackson is so hot
She gives the best hugs even
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I want to get to know you
Hit me up
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Why did you move from Morningside when you've lived there all your life
Circumstantial hun x
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Do u like being in the A class even with all the pressure
There's too much banter in our class to have time to feel any pressure but yeah I love it cause there's a balance.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I wish I had abs lyk u your whole body is goals. What workouts do you do and how often ?
Aw, thank you! ❤ I do whatever is set for us at our hockey fitness sessions which are once a week and then I do a lot of running cause of hockey but that's about it. Join the Nike+ training club I promise you its the best thing ever!!
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Are you proper Xhosa ?
"Proper" xhosa ? ? what is that supposed to mean ? I'd like to think so - yes.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Which skwl is better DGHS , WGHS or NGHS ?
I don't go to either of those schools so I really have no idea.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Your A$$ looks nice for an***
For a what ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who's your Instagram crush? shady_princess
I don't have one.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Kaebee?
He's my friend that I recently met.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You're so fckin fake acting white ???
And you're so fake for not saying it to my face ??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What makes you genuinely happy?
Being with my family back home in the EC
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Do you have a crush in reality ? If yes who is it ? Are you single ?
Yeah I do , Dm me or whatsapp me if you want to know who. Yeah I'm a single pringle.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You got big assests ?
You tell me
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I love you ❤️❤️
Aww ,I probs love you too ❤❤
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Who's your man
I don't have one :(
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Hannah is the best
She is ❤?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
btch phone me right now like right fcking now
Oh damn- Missed calls , dms , missed Whatsapp calls, text messages ???
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What age would u have $ex ?
No specific age but after marriage.
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Miss you Mel! Love from CPT x
Aww miss you too boo! Lots of love from DBN x
??
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What do you never plan on doing?
Failing school.
Having a pet hamster.
The list goes on
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
I love you so much my best ❤❤❤❤❤❤ bronwyn.harris
B!!! I love you too angel ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Merchandise
I can hook you up - Dm me ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
You are so beautiful ?
Aw , thank you so much ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Hey it's Lesedi❤miss you girl
Lesedi ❤ plans soon !
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Best okay8
Kiirssttt , come back already ?
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
Chloe's amazing
Wifey , she's my fav
Oops! Sign up is required for that.
What’s One Thing You Really Wanna Learn How to Do?
Play the piano