Melissa Conte
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How's your night going?
Average, ended up working on my only night off this week and I'm feeling so drained. :(
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How's the egg going
Great DC.
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Don't be afraid to open up abit on here :)
I'd rather open up to some one I know the name of. :)
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Are you an angel in the streets, devil in the sheets?
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe, maybe not?
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Do you know what's so hot abou you you act all innocent and as soon as it comes to the D I bet you'd go off!
Who says it's an act?
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Best part about being Melissa Conte?
I actually don't know!
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Ever s*cked a ****?
Nah I like lollipops.
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What oldest guy you'd hookup with?
I don't think it's fair for me to set an age limit, if I click with a guy I'd sus it out.
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Very well then all the best for the future
Cheers. I'm sure it will be a lot brighter now I've had your anonymous view of me.
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Yes yes explain your self but realistically it's a yes or a no sort of question with and extra sentence
Realistically you're just being a fair pain in the arse now. Could've just let it be instead you insist on having the last word by sending me questions? Hmm, maybe it's situations like this that cause my mood to swing.
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Just saying just relax just wondering if you knew that
Was just trying to explain myself?
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Understandable but Do u know it pushes people away from you and ticks them off ?
It's not like I do it intentionally, usually I've got something going on. And yes it's my own fault for keeping it all to myself and letting it effect me - but it's who I am. And if you know me well enough you learn not to take it personally.
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Why do have such weird mood swings
Hormones.
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Yes Ill elaborate it smells very distinctively unpleasant
Thanks for the heads up!
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What do you think of legalizing rape?
What do you think of legalising murder?
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Do you like black people?
I like individuals.
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Do you know how bad farts smell done underwater
No, care to elaborate?
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I haven't, actually. Will you cook for me when we're married?
Of course, isn't that what every good wife does?
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I love you :D
You've tasted my cooking haven't you?
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Just for you, sweetie :) <3
Cheers babe!
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Shepparton is such a dodge place, true?
It's like any place, it's what you make of it.
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Respect her you ***holes. She's a babe, I know. But she's my babe. (babe to be, that is)
Aw! How sweet!
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The one that you have chemistry with?
There isn't one I have any chemistry with? Ha.
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What's your thoughts on Nathan?
Which one? I know a few.
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Honestly what would it take to have *ex with you beautiful girl?
Is that all you want from me? Ha. I think I've just answered your question.
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How's your day going?
It's going quite nicely, given the sun is shining makes it even better! How's yours?
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I want to **** you while your s*cking someone else's **** xx
Is that supposed to sound appealing?
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Could I have some?
Sure, what flavour?
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Has your milkshake brought any boys to the yard?
They've been flocking.
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Gosh you get on my nerves
Gosh, do I?
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You be eating some mother ****ing apple pie
Hmm. Nah.
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Shhhhhh hush little baby don't you cry, mummas gonna buy you and apple pie
I don't like apple pie. :(
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You can't make pizzas for ****, so I heard
I'm pretty sure I've got Kate to back me up on that DC
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Do you even sift
Sometimes I sift flour when I bake cakes.
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Heard you like hardcore pawn
Yeah and American pickers. Those Americans know how to put on a show.
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Do you like cookies
They're not bad.
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Can I inbox you privately about it then?
You could try.
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Aw okay that's good he is funny! And just and old mate, I'm off to bed! Have a good week :)
Oh okay, well thanks. Night. :)
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You know you want to answer it :) just answer it babe pls
Sorry, no I don't.
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That last question wasnt me, and sorry I'm very far away ha, how's your little brother?
Ah, who's this? He's really good thankyou.
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So your free to hookup? And do whatever you want? ;)
I might be free to, doesn't mean I'm going to...
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Do you still have a bf?
Still? When did I have one?
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Yeah not to bad, just watching a movie with my homies :)
Where was my invite. :(
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How's your night?
Swell. How's yours?
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Should get on snapchat ;)
No thank you.
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Your new hair cut is sxc az
Thx
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Are you a big b**ty Bit**?
Hahahaha you tell me?
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I think your t***ies are good as they are.
Stop looking at my chest region, but thank you I think so too.
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I like showers ;)
Do you? That's nice.
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What's it like to have big t***ies?
I'll let you know when I get them.
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Plan to lose any weight?
A bit I do, why's that?
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I heard you liek mudkipz
I don't even know what that is?
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I heard you use massive black di*dos because your ***** 24/7??? Is that true
Soz Djula I'm not into stuff that's black. Hope you kept the receipt so you can return it.
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Come out tonight Bit** xoxo
Soz was sleeping, had an early start this morning.
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I no your inlove with me,
Lol, okay.
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Hey mel what you doing this year long time no see lol
Hey! Ah, well I'm just working in the pizza shop a fair bit and doing my cert 2 in hospitality: kitchen ops at tafe.
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Plans for the future?
I don't know, I'm too indecisive.
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What's your bra size?
What's it matter?
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Come to Maccas meet u there now
I'm watching a movie, no thanks!
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Hi my name is Daniel. Could you spare a moment to talk with me about our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
Yeah sure once I'm done talking to my other friend about the Easter bunny.
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i bet you have the best egg
I probs do.
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how bad do you like eggs
Aw look I don't like them all that bad, but I don't mind them poached.
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i wanna finger an egg so bad right now
Okay DC, okay.
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What do you look for in a guy? honestly
Hm. I don't know specifically. I guess a cheeky sense of humour, caring, loyal, able to compromise. Idk, they don't have to be perfect they just have to care enough to put me first at times. I'm too used to coming second and being walked all over.
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As long as were together, yes. I will go to the moon with you.
Wow.
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Let's date.
Whilst we're at it let's fly to the moon too?
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Your hot and I wouldn't mind tuneing you :) cheers Geordie Killmartin xx
Right..well I'm not a radio so lets skip the tuning.
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What's your number pls
I don't just give it to anyone, sorry!
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COME AND COOK IT FOR ME I HAvE IT HERE. wow get a load of this guy
It's 9:30! Are you serious?
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i dont want maccas, i want pasta :(
Where do you expect me to pull pasta from?
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are you seriously going to let me starve tomorrow? wow
If I'm feeling nice and get a lunch break at tafe I might bring you maccas.
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can you cook me some pasta please so i have lunch tomoz thx
So racist! Asking me to cook you pasta because I'm Italian.
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come and do my dishes then, be usefull
Excuse me? Don't be getting all se*ist on me!
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f***ing racist
Well I did say maybe I was...
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i thought we were friends, i guess im not good enough to get some tucker with you though..
Maybe I'm racist and I just don't like Hungarians.
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nah come on plz plz plz i know you want to, im starving over here
Soz you're going to starve...aw shame.
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nah im bulking its okay, seriosuly im HUNGARY as dont be a dog
Drive there yourself, do I look like a taxi?
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oi come bring me maccas you phene
It'll go straight to your thighs, do you really need it?
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thoughts on JB
I hear he doesn't mind a good jab, but besides that he's a top kid! Shame we drifted, glad he hasn't changed at all.
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You should message a guy you thinks coote 4 shi*s n gigs
For shi*s and gigs? But then I have to hold a conversation and I'm in not much of a mood for that.
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Do you wanna try it out anyway? It'll be exciting!
Let's have a qooh relationship.
Ah, no thankyou.
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Unless of course we start dating for some miraculous reason ;)
Miraculous is an understatement, pretty hard to go out with an anonymous.
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I think you're way hotter with long hair, although you'll always be a babe in my eyes.
The day you find a boyfriend will be a sad day..
I'll grow it back eventually, perhaps over summer. It grows pretty quick. :) well aren't you sweet.
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yeah I've got you worked out jordanbarbuto
Pssh. You haven't even broken the surface of what there is to know!
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Are you enjoying your shorter hair ?
Yes! Loving it! Although I do miss it being long sometimes. :(
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you're such a heartbreaker to guys. I know your secret Melissa
Hahahaha. Chill with me for one night and think you've got me all figured out?
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Do you jab heaps of guys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nah, jabbing isn't my thing.