Miranda Palmer
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How good do you s*ck d*ck?
Almost as good as ur mum does
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go like Skate Threee on facebook
y
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how do i win back my soul mate after i broke up with her
i made a wrong decision to say the least hahaha
and if i cant win her back, how best to kill myself?
idk send her dank memes
Personally i'm a fan of the fork in electrical socket method xoxo
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how do i win back my soul mate after i broke up with her
i made a wrong decision to say the least hahaha
and if i cant win her back, how best to kill myself?
idk send her dank memes
Personally i'm a fan of the fork in electrical socket method xoxo
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Who was your last f*ck?
scotty from prank patrol
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Who do people always say you look like?
jesus
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I tryed you ignored me
I don't usually ignore people at all..hahaha inbox me
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How would i get you to notice me?
idk talk to me
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Nerf guns kill 4 real!
Goodnight Blood
I know exactly who this is! night amigo!
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Nah nerf guns are dangerous
my A$$ is dangerous
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Look up the page "jus 2 make u smile :]"
lol all thats coming up is tim mcgaw's just to make you smile. good work anon
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Are these the droids you're looking for?
https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/44556/horse_vibrator
no im looking for dck
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Are these the droids you're looking for?
https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/44556/horse_vibrator
no im looking for dck
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Are you Han Solo? Because I'm kylo ren and I would stab that mfkn chest
get in the bin.
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What does nigga dck taste like
chicken
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Are you a traitor?
Cos I would so some sick spins on that unloyal A$$
excuse me what?
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5 turn ons.
A$$
A$$
A$$
A$$
A$$
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how dare you sht on coleslaw? You come into my house on the day of my daughter's wedding Prophet99
Coleslaw belongs in the bin
ON THE DAY OF YOUR DAUGHTERS WEDDING DYLAN THE ONLY FOOD BEING EATEN WILL BE CURRY.
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Would you kill baby hitler?
no I would raise him as my own
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Would you kill baby hitler?
no I would raise him as my own
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You're lovely!
Who is this, you're lovely too!
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You're lovely!
Who is this, you're lovely too!
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because ily ;)
aw this is the cutest thing anyone has ever said
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oh you're coming to port soon, day beautiful.
Who is this? hahaha
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kfc original chicken parma :P
WHY
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are you a tree? Miranda PALMer
come up with something original pls
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are you a chicken? miranda (PARMA)
This joke has been so overdone! HAHAHA
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God dam, if only you stayed in port.
I'll be back in port soon enough anon
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AHH YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
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What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
coleslaw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pauwBE1Rxfw
original
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I tryed to talk but got rejected by you. Rest in the ground my feelings.
Who is this?
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why you always lying
What am I lying about?
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who have you slept with?
I shared a bed with Jannah a few times
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What if Hitler only wants you to think he's dead?
then he's doing a damn fine job at it :)
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Kiss, marry, kill-
Donald Trump
Lord Bendtner
Hitler
bendtner is a terrible player...but the most decent on this list so i guess ill marry him
I'll kiss trump and become famous on social media
and hitler is already dead
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best friend over all?
Laura!
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Nan iChir Gelair, Ochedin Vallanor
um
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Male best friend?
Although he lives in NSW Mitch probably is, been there since day 1
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do you fancy anyone
no one is as fancy as me though
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How do I do? How do you do?! Do you do as doey as doey women do?
I doey don't know how to even reply to this
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best hookup?:
jack stone
Harrison smith
kalahan bradley
i got this exact question like a week ago
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Wow you are v cute fam
aw thanks fam
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best hookup?:
jack stone
Harrison smith
kalahan bradley
ALL OF THE ABOVE OBVIOUSLY jks I dont remember that night, and i dont want to also i did not hook up with harrison
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did she actually or you lying?
she doesn't like you soz
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I think I'm in love with my best friend.
Tell them
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can i have jannah's number?
She said no.
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Capitals are for losers, obvs
You are a loser. Obviously.
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oi dont skip the queastion
Question*
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hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
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who is Jannah?
One of my best friends since we were 5
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thank you has a space.
That sentence didn't begin with a capital.
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Miranda Palmer what are your though on one night stands or are you still christian as fck?
That depends on a few things
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wish you were here. with a pizza.
Well I'm not, sorry :)
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can i buy some of your clothes?
I'm afraid they are not for sale
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ay gurl what yo name is
so illiterate that I can't read it
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where do you get your hair done?
home.
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what you doing this weekend gurl?
going to Jannah's and seeing mockingjay
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i've seen your status', you're getting a dictionary for jesus' birthday
I am quite capable of using my words adequately thankyou.
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lol, poor sara
she will be okay
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Why did Sara fall of the swing?
she had no arms.
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oi your sht at it
ur sht at asking questions
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It's not a lie Omg pls stop. Everyone knows Han shot first
OK SOZ OMG
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Just the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots place.
this was a waste of my time. HAHAAHA
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To the knock knock
The chicken
the chicken who
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Han fcking shot first ad everyone knows jesus fcking Christ Miranda
that could just be a lie? WHO KNOWS
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People should start asking the real questions in life. Did Han shoot first?
We will never know
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Do you know?
Do i know what?
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Don't worry, I'm just putting sht on you. I miss having fun in this game and not getting mad 24/7
its actually so much when your bad at it, any game i actually play well i just get pissed at
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Lucky for you people don't rage in non ranked games
most of the people my lvl are just as sht or worse hahahah
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Not even lvl 30. What a scrub.
my last response basically sums this one up too
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You don't play LoL, you feed.
Hey i haven't played properly for long, hush anon
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seriously do you like someone?
i might do
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got your eye on anyone?
HA HA HA HA
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How does it feel knowing you were Harrison's first kiss
Harrison is a man now
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tbh on michael mandile?
Always up for a chat and always knows what to say when i need help! and ill always be there to help him. totally saved my A$$ on saturday night! and him and his girlfriend are such a good couple! and shes super lovely as is he. always up for a laugh and actually super intelligent! not afraid to speak his mind and his opinion and never dull to talk to! super happy to have a friend like him and ill always be there for him no matter what! down to earth and never judges anyone! good bloke, i hope all the best for him
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Tbh on Maxwell Collins the first?
always there for me even if its something stupid as hell, always has my back. Always makes me laugh or smile even if im like sad or angry and has a pretty rad sense of humour. skates good. but tbh i think its better when he stacks, its got more entertainment value, got mad song writing skills and always up to talk sht in the store room in music. First person i told anything personal to at st peters and now the person i trust the most with my secrets. Him & Nicola are pretty fly together. He's hairy as fck. but its ok he's still still not bad looking. mad locker breaking into skills and i swear to god he is always hungry af. DMK. ill always have his hairy back :)
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its not important but keep smiling cause it suits you
its pretty important tbh and ill try to do that anon
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what do you want for your birthday?
A$$
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you did that by being yourself. you are a goofy person and you are pretty
aw who are you?
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you made me smile so it is the least i could do
How did I do this?
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a person who cares about you and hopes your doing ok
Whoever you are, you made my night
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ever thought about killing dragons for a living ? Prophet99
what did dragons ever do to you Dylan? :(
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i got twenty twenty vision thanks
who is this? aahhah