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Yesterday was Mandela Day. Where's your patriotism? I turn into Captain SA every 18th July. I even had a braai yesterday. A true patriot.
freeeeeeheeeeeheeeeee NELSON MANDEELAA
Good for you
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Nelson Mandela
Tata Madiba
Father of the Nation
Qawe la maqawe
Akekho o fana naye
Oh gawd
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Asimbonanga
Asimbonang' umandela thina
Laph'ekhona
Laph'ehleli khona
Not again
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Love me in the dark
Only if you can love me in the light?
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Where does your crush live
South Africa??
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Who is the hottest
Gigi
Selena
Margot
Alexandra
(Insert name ??)
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What are you missing about south africa
The weather
I need some cold???
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I did tell you??
Sorry mahn, what must i do now?
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Durbans so nice why you moved!!
You cake
Sorry mahn if you told me not to,I might have reconsidered?
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When you comming South Africa
Before eid i think??
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Uh, that's dumb
You don't have to be Italian or white to make good spaghetti
- don't know why I'm defending a joke but yeah
Okay so what you saying is that i must go wake up that great man from his long due rest to make me god damn spaghetti
Suuuure why not?
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Madiba Man made the best spaghetti
I couldn't even try to compete
Not to be the guy to pull out the race card but Mr Mandela aint italian and spaghetti is white and he aint
Sorry its the truth mate?
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What are four things you would like to see in your future
A nice apartment
A Ford/Nissan or Dodge
A dog
And ofcoarse a good job to have the above☝️?
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Oops, sorry, haven't you heard?
Nelson Mandela died in 2013
No more spaghetti
No more forgetti
All the regretti
What does that great man have to do with my spaghetti?
Why dont you just make it??
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eat some spaghetti
to forgetti
your regretti
~ Nelson Mandela
If youre naking??
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What do you like about earth
Rain??
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If you had a gun with two bullets in a room with two people u hate who would they be
The dumbass askin these questions
???????????????
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What do you think is the most helpfull thing of the generation
EMOJIS
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?????????????
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Favourite food
Spaghetti
Pasta
Pizza
Ravioli
I think i should move to italy
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Favourite colours
Black ☻
White ?
Blue??
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Buy me a dog?
Sure why not
I want one too. but not the ones that grow big and aggresive. Sumtin Like a golden retriever??
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Favourite fruits
Kiwi?
Mango
Kling Peaches?
Cherry?
Avocado?
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When you comming back
I think in the next few months???
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What phone do you have
Y u needa know
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Did you know there’s a mammal in Australia that has $ex until it disintegrates?
I didnt know you had so many relatives,i tauhht it was only you
wheeeew
What a small world mate
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Did you know sea cucumbers will spit out some of their internal organs via their an** as a defense mechanism?
.
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Did you know lobsters pee out of their faces?
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Did you know the closest living relative to the dolphin is the hippopotamus?
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Ok gimme clues of who ur crush is
Nah go ask sumone else these q's
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Gosh just tell me who ur crush is
Nah
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you don't know who you like or u just dont like anyone??????????????????
50/50
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M-is the starting of yr crushes name
Hmmmm mybe
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give me the first letter of the girl u like
Mmmmmmmmmmm....idk??
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What is ur crushes eye colour
Brown?
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Does the girl u like....actually like u back?
No idea
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Who do u like?
Doesn't involve u so bye
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is she in2 gals??? PizzaBomBom
U mean is she gay?
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do u know who i am.............................or do know any of these people that QOOH u?????????????????????????
No
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ur wired but dum
Don't get it
Wired?
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where r u
On the planet earth duhh
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Name:(spelling)
mUhUmmUd uzAIr cotwaLL
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When you have mosquito bites, do you ever feel like turning your skin inside out, but then think that it would be itchy UNDER your skin, and then thinking about it makes you even more itchy??
No i feel like i wanna take a sharp knife and like slice it off but then think its jst gonna be a bigger pain n mess
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind PizzaBomBom
Nomatter how many times u read it or watch it
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Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soupe du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me, ask the dishes PizzaBomBom
It never gets old
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Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie PizzaBomBom
Wat a story
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When we get married am I allowed to get a hippo as a pet?
As long as it doesnt eat the crunchy lettuce
Sure
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I don't know anymore if I like u I'm a boy in skol
So now war must I do now?
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Im sick of u
So go jump in a hole for all I care
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Hi handsome!!!
?(middle finger emoji)
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How many hairstyles could Harry Styles style, if Harry Styles could style hairstyles? If Harry Styles could style hairstyles, how many styles could Harry Styles style?
If he cld styles hairstyles then he could do unlimited diff 1s ,so there ain't no right answer
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Why do u only wear all stars ?
Y do u care
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I wanna meet you , heard you moving back from Kzn from Bera
I wish I cld say it was true
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Love or hate / at this stage f_zahra007
Blegh
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Where r u at da moment?
On the continent known as afrika
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How are u dude
Plz stop wid the dude
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U are the most boring person I've seen
Thanks mate it means so much coming from an anon person?
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I wish u the best for it future
Bleeeeeegghhhh
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How do u like your eggs
On toast
Not really a fan of it?
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Tonight's gonna be a good night coz tonights gonna be a good good night.
"Coz I got that feeling" that it'll be
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